Considering I drink so that even I can’t remember the horrible things I’ve done on my PC, I’m not exactly a fan of this.
mcs5280 on
Can’t spell CIA without AI. C you guys in the 1984 dystopia
OverlyAverageJoe on
Porn hub subscriptions are about to get wrecked.
Bootlegcrunch on
Even in the EU?
tempoanon6364 on
Linux.
PaulMaulMenthol on
I’m done. What’s the best Linux distribution or should I go Apple? I need to utilize Excel, etc. I’m willing to go open source
YOUR_TRIGGER on
so microsoft’s just admitting they want keyloggers on every pc now? 🤔
Buckw12 on
Very few will get this since it requires a ARM CPU and won’t work on AMD/Intel chips.
WheelerDan on
Translation: everything you do on a PC will be packaged as sellable human behavior and monetized.
FoolsGoldMouthpiece on
Um…
Hatecraftianhorror on
Sounds GREAT for security!
KanyinLIVE on
This is bad.
ajc3197 on
# “Microsoft’s AI chatbot will ‘recall’ everything you do on a PC”
What could go wrong?
SirRegardTheWhite on
A new way for windows to piss me off. I already know why I’m on the computer.
I wonder how this will be making them money. Will they just have sponsored options from the AI trying to get you to buy products or software? When I try to open GIMP will they try way to hard to sell me photoshop?
Im_A_MechanicalMan on
> “We’re entering this new era where computers not only understand us, but can actually anticipate what we want and our intent,” Nadella said at an event at the company’s headquarters in Redmond, Washington.
Will this eventually extend to AI used for judging criminal intent based on computer use and law enforcement tracking people? This is Minority Report writing itself.
Buttered_TEA on
Yay; more bloatware that tracks your every move!
PM_ME_KORN_LYRICS on
guy even looks like a great value Steve Jobs
PlutosGrasp on
Everything?
W-S-M-F-P on
I don’t have a pc
Impossible_One4995 on
Yeah it will recall getting deleted
flying_bacon on
This is not the future we all hoped for
flash5407 on
I don’t know why people freaking out. Every action is logged on any device even without AI
Ulmaguest on
lol
RevolutionaryPhoto24 on
Well, that sounds terrible.
CreditCardsJacked on
Only if you have a Microsoft account for login.
CarletonWhitfield on
Is there a blanket opt in or opt out? Seems like a compliance nightmare if not. You’re doing work for a client on your machine – creating documents, editing files, etc. How does it not scrape the client data as a byproduct of tracking activity on my machine? It’s already a maze with the current 365 TOS and config settings. So now I can’t give assurances to my clients that we’re protecting their data? I have to bury in my TOS that Microsoft in all likelihood is taking their info? And why would a client even accept that scenario? How does this not end up costing me business?
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Next gen of spyware and censorship.
https://preview.redd.it/gtph2cjz6o1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0662ca77ce6857b62034ffb69dfbb671e00f3087
Considering I drink so that even I can’t remember the horrible things I’ve done on my PC, I’m not exactly a fan of this.
Can’t spell CIA without AI. C you guys in the 1984 dystopia
Porn hub subscriptions are about to get wrecked.
Even in the EU?
Linux.
I’m done. What’s the best Linux distribution or should I go Apple? I need to utilize Excel, etc. I’m willing to go open source
so microsoft’s just admitting they want keyloggers on every pc now? 🤔
Very few will get this since it requires a ARM CPU and won’t work on AMD/Intel chips.
Translation: everything you do on a PC will be packaged as sellable human behavior and monetized.
Um…
Sounds GREAT for security!
This is bad.
# “Microsoft’s AI chatbot will ‘recall’ everything you do on a PC”
What could go wrong?
A new way for windows to piss me off. I already know why I’m on the computer.
I wonder how this will be making them money. Will they just have sponsored options from the AI trying to get you to buy products or software? When I try to open GIMP will they try way to hard to sell me photoshop?
> “We’re entering this new era where computers not only understand us, but can actually anticipate what we want and our intent,” Nadella said at an event at the company’s headquarters in Redmond, Washington.
Will this eventually extend to AI used for judging criminal intent based on computer use and law enforcement tracking people? This is Minority Report writing itself.
Yay; more bloatware that tracks your every move!
guy even looks like a great value Steve Jobs
Everything?
I don’t have a pc
Yeah it will recall getting deleted
This is not the future we all hoped for
I don’t know why people freaking out. Every action is logged on any device even without AI
lol
Well, that sounds terrible.
Only if you have a Microsoft account for login.
Is there a blanket opt in or opt out? Seems like a compliance nightmare if not. You’re doing work for a client on your machine – creating documents, editing files, etc. How does it not scrape the client data as a byproduct of tracking activity on my machine? It’s already a maze with the current 365 TOS and config settings. So now I can’t give assurances to my clients that we’re protecting their data? I have to bury in my TOS that Microsoft in all likelihood is taking their info? And why would a client even accept that scenario? How does this not end up costing me business?
[Swanson was right](https://media3.giphy.com/media/HteV6g0QTNxp6/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9528tj0pe7uitelnpcjxopakm7vrv5djyq55creh6b1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Can’t pissed any way this won’t be abused.
Why does my chatbot keep saying it wants to fuck me in the ass?
This is why I use linux
Will it watch and learn the regarded trades we on the computer? Will it help us be less regarded or more?
Time to create an AI to disable Microsoft’s AI
Dave. I can’t let you do that.
Intelligence agencies and criminal orgs around the world are so erect right now
Awe shit its aware I’m looking at corn. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Can’t wait for my employer to start getting summarized reports of exactly what I got done in a day.
and let me guess… Microsoft is gonna sell all this personal data for billions
Uh oh 👀
Nope.
I think it’s time for Linux.
Copilot open my favorite porn.
“Loss porn again? Opening your portfolio now.”
🫠
It will learn from humans opening chatgpt every 5 min
Sounds like lawsuits in the making
So Microsoft will understand my porn habbits like Google?
This is a feature literally no one asked for