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    1. Picked up my new TSLA yesterday. All you haters only hate because you haven’t tried this vehicle yet! Best decision I’ve ever made on a new vehicle purchase!

    2. Bruh you can buy a pretty fuckin good looking sex doll for like 800 bucks. I’m not sayin I’m gonna buy one, I’m not sayin I’m not gonna buy one either. I’m just sayin

    3. Breaking news: Jesus Christ has come back and Mel Gibson is suing him for copyright infringement.

      A quote from the actor: “I just couldn’t believe it. I mean Jesus Christ reached out to me before he came and asked me if I wanted to be a part of saving the world, I declined of course. Then my family and friends started reaching out to me and saying “There’s this guy on tv and we can’t tell him apart from you. Looks just like you in that one role!!”

    4. JustinTime4242 on

      Can I borrow a couple of day trades from someone I’ve seemed to run out?

    5. Overlord335786 on

      I had a dream I switched my account back to instant and was instantly hit with PDT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)

    6. ghostofcaseyjones on

      I’m picking fights all over reddit because I have no friends and I can’t sleep. Who wants to argue that Robbie Williams was or was not Britpop? Come at me.

    7. ghostofcaseyjones on

      I am an alco, it’s how I got my old account banned.

      Look up u/westernmail for good music. That’s all I have.

    8. If anyone checks my browser history, I was just trying to spell pianist ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)

    9. Ooo0o0 that premarket volume on DOLE. Who buys just four shares of 13.00 stock in premarket?

    10. Dream__Devourer on

      Has nobody made the connection between Indians worshipping bulls and their options activity?

    11. can’t sleep. any suggestion on how to get back to sleep without medication or what to do in the middle of night (west coast)? already tried porn, thanks

    12. Sensitive_Pilot3689 on

      I am a sophisticated investor. Me when opening account: Big Money Big Money!! 💰 🤬

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