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    WE MUST HIT CHIPOTLE WHERE IT HURTS MOST


    OUR BURRITOS ARE TOO DAMN EMPTY. THEY ARE GETTING TOO COCKY. WE MUST RISE UP TOGETHER.

    I REFUSE TO STAND BY HELPLESS IN A WORLD THAT SQUEEZES ME FOR MORE AND MORE. I WILL NOT LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE MY BURRITO IS SMALLER THAN IT USED TO BE. IT SHOULD BE BIGGER NOW NOT SMALLER!!!! AS A SINGLYLAR APE I AM WEAK BUT TOGETHER WE BECOME STRONG.

    JUST LOOK AT THE STOCK PRICES LIKE HOW THE HELL CNA MY BURRITO BE GETTING SMALLER AND MORE EXPENSIVE WHILST THE STOCK PRICE IS CLIMBING?!?! IMMORAL I SAY!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING MANAGER WHO REFUSED TO GIVE ME MORE CHICKEN FUCK YOU BITCH

    MEANWHILE THEY FOCUS ON 50:1 STOCK SPLITS?!? AND PROBABLY STOCK BUYBACKS NEXT? ARE WE FUCKING BECOMING THE BOEING OF BURRITOS HERE???

    FUCKING SHORT CHIPOTLE FUCK YEAH

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    Posted by CaptainWubbles

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    4. CheebaMyBeava on

      $13+ for a bowlful of rice and beans with a few scraps of reheated precooked, prepackaged meat … the one by me is a ghost town. We have several authentic Mexican restaurants in town that take all the business and not one sells a “burrito bowl” I ain’t got a dog in the fight but they can only squeeze value out of this name for so long.

    9. bkbikeberd on

      I think your caps lock is broken and yes fuck Chipotle and their colonization of Mexico food. Now post your short position caps lock Brock

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