NVDA beats earnings and increases guidance and still drops. Guess why? It’s valued at 2.35T already !
Do people think that nothing is priced in?
TheWeapon180 on
Same thing we do everytime Pinky, try to take over the world!
RagingBearBull on
I want the SPX to die.
but at the same time, I dont want it to affect my portfolio.
Puzzled-Raspberry-32 on
rfk (the guy who had worms eat his brain) has bought shares of game stop
warlock22041 on
lmao there is a weight loss ETF now OZEM
Jelly__Rogers on
Sure Excel! I would love to open this spreadaheet from my company’s sharepoint and don’t enable any of the links! Just let it refresh with a shitton of errors! 🤡
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Lost 8k on ASTS today then yoloed whole port into TSLA 185p
Fuck it I’m buying puts right before close Friday
got the confirmation from my crystal ball
nvda stock split will be announced tomorrow 
omg i just noticed tesla went up 6% today… i dodged a bullet because i was thinking of buying puts
but soon.. soon i shall buy puts and they shall print!
They volatility in SPY has disappeared.
Fucking Apple stocks app gave me a heart attack showing nvidia down 25% after hours. Stupid bugs
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/xDubnine made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **1 day** when it was 530.015 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 6 wins and 14 losses
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AMZN is a POS 
Realtors are calling me unsolicited to try and get me to buy overpriced real estate
Wtf is yahoo doing bro
What ever happened to the liquidity crisis 
Whats a goose to a goblin anyway?
sometimes in public I randomly get a shiver down my spine thinking about how bullish NVDA is for the world economy
Anyone planning to get calls for VFC earnings? No DD just vibes
Anyone watching Nvidia right now? Yahoo price is flurrying like mad
Anyone watch NVDA after hours on Schwab see those flash sells at $650 just now? wtf were those???
so when NVDA splits tomorrow and all the poors pile in, how many vacation homes are you buying ?
This “healthy” market is literally waiting on one single company’s earnings report to dictate where it goes. Fkn ridiculous
Apparently all our nutsacks are filled with plastic
Does this make us the scientists?
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1cxb7em/til_scientists_have_been_communicating_with_apes/
NVDA beats earnings and increases guidance and still drops. Guess why? It’s valued at 2.35T already !
Do people think that nothing is priced in?
Same thing we do everytime Pinky, try to take over the world!
I want the SPX to die.
but at the same time, I dont want it to affect my portfolio.
rfk (the guy who had worms eat his brain) has bought shares of game stop
lmao there is a weight loss ETF now OZEM
Sure Excel! I would love to open this spreadaheet from my company’s sharepoint and don’t enable any of the links! Just let it refresh with a shitton of errors! 🤡
Might be time for MSFT puts.