Anyone ever fuck with Masterworks? About to throw in on this Basquiat
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Yeaaaa TSLA ima need you to follow AMD
MikeMikeGaming on
We need to ban 0dte spy options. I am so sick and tired of the gigantic impact these stupid options have over SPY and individual stock price action. Basically, stocks now only move at the end and beginning of the day when either MM’s are forced to cover their options or no one has bought any yey
ItradebetterthanU on
Green Shrek candles on SPY !!
wintersk21 on
Alright meta. Time to break that losing streak
Educational_Milk_759 on
SOXL goes hard
chainerection on
TARGUH~
Gemini_Of_Wallstreet on
Up 150% on the month feels nice ngl.
ItradebetterthanU on
SPY low was 530.26.. now pammmmping
Educational_Milk_759 on
Hope Nvidia stays red till close. Big pumps before earnings don’t end well.
Bromeek on
I’m pretty new to investing, how much does a stock go up or down on earnings? What are we working with?
Rebelcr7 on
I remember when like 95% of this sub was convinced the introduction of 0dte contracts would cause the greatest black swan event of all time
Playing the QQQs on NVDA earnings 
Ready2gambleboomer on
*My TGT calls are not aging well.*
BadaBingSil on
hey tesla… CAN YOU PLEASE MAYBE CHILL THE FUCK OUT
looool_k_libtard on
NVIDIA is going to post worse numbers than DJT this quarter because NO ONE CARES ABOUT STUPID AI AND TECH AND COMPUTER THINGS. I DONT EVEN HAVE AN INTERNET YOU DONT NEED IT. The future is brick and mortar sticker stores.
AnimusGrey on
Selling too early feels worse than losing money
skiviz on
Boooooring
ADynes on
If TGT doesn’t have a bounce back up I’m gonna have a real bad day.
Theocho8a on
PLTR 🚀🚀🚀
headless429 on
I’m planning to get calls for both SOXL and SOXS expiring this week. So that either direction of Nvidia is good for me. Does this have a chance of working out or I’ll get theta fucked both ways ?
GoodGuyDrew on
Mad calls being bought at the ask on every dip.
GameStore +100% today.
Metacog_Drivel on
WMT jumps on earnings and TGT dumps on earnings—you can’t explain that!
IngeborgHolm on
!banbet NVDA 900 3d
TLHGolf on
Target dicked my ass. This time inverting the obviously was dumb. Bye bye money. Brutal. The play was calls after crash. Guidance is staying the same. I need more money to buy calls. Target will never die. To women in America it’s their Sanctuary.
tarolover1213 on
Sitting on Air Canada for a bit since it’s quite low and people are planning their summer vacations now.
chris09061 on
Do I sell my weekly SPY call today or gorilla grip it into NVDA earnings?
What say you oh great magic 8ball of WSB
Jimbeauxer on
One spicy chicken shawarma wrap yesterday and now can’t stop shitting hot lava mud
heizenbergbb on
This whole Scarlett Johansson Chatgpt thing is about to backfire on her big-time now that it looks like they just used a different voice actor that sort of sounds like her.
I guess her position is if your voice is similar to any celebrity you no longer own your own voice. 
AnimusGrey on
Meme holders have to downvote WSB for being in cahoots with the hedgies. It’s all a big conspiracy.
silverfutes on
TGT threatened to blow the whistle on Boeing.
Zalan_z on
Im new to trading, I was waiting in the pdd earnings call waiting for the earnings report which is going to start in 20 minutes, and I just saw that news sites already reported the earnings 30 minutes ago, how is this possible?
WhiteWhenWrong on
It’s called FOMC because of your fear of missing calls
Exciting_Cook1004 on
It’s time to get off reddit and start my project in a serious way
Jimbeauxer on
My bidet has done so much for me I want to buy her a Xmas gift. Any suggestions?
DifficultyFuzzy5090 on
Good morning lads
PeetiePanda on
Bought some micron calls in anticipation of good nvidia earnings/guidance
Worried_Quarter469 on
Ahead of the report, an analyst equated Nvidia’s earnings report to a Taylor Swift concert. Paul Marino, chief revenue officer at GraniteShares, said, “The anticipation of Nvidia earnings is like that of a Taylor Swift concert lately. Estimates are high and expectations to beat estimates are even higher.”
Worried_Quarter469 on
Jensen: we doin good but my cousin stealing my business
skiviz on
AI this, AI that.
I still don’t feel anything different in life.
Fantastic-Clock-8603 on
Give me a 10x bagger
TheScourgeOfHumanity on
Imagine NVDA and AMD merge tonight. MVDA
Warm_Tzatziki on
NVDIA will end up as the dot com bubble Qualcomm, but in the AI bubble
Still time for it to burst, but just sayin
Studder-Udderz on
Guys am I getting fired from the TGT warehouse this week? Puts on my employment status.
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Significant_Cut_4609 made a bet that WOOF would go to 3.0 within **1 week** when it was 2.54 and it did, congrats regard.
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Anyone ever fuck with Masterworks? About to throw in on this Basquiat
Yeaaaa TSLA ima need you to follow AMD
We need to ban 0dte spy options. I am so sick and tired of the gigantic impact these stupid options have over SPY and individual stock price action. Basically, stocks now only move at the end and beginning of the day when either MM’s are forced to cover their options or no one has bought any yey
Green Shrek candles on SPY !!
Alright meta. Time to break that losing streak
SOXL goes hard
TARGUH~
Up 150% on the month feels nice ngl.
SPY low was 530.26.. now pammmmping
Hope Nvidia stays red till close. Big pumps before earnings don’t end well.
I’m pretty new to investing, how much does a stock go up or down on earnings? What are we working with?
I remember when like 95% of this sub was convinced the introduction of 0dte contracts would cause the greatest black swan event of all time
Tsla
Playing the QQQs on NVDA earnings 
*My TGT calls are not aging well.*
hey tesla… CAN YOU PLEASE MAYBE CHILL THE FUCK OUT
NVIDIA is going to post worse numbers than DJT this quarter because NO ONE CARES ABOUT STUPID AI AND TECH AND COMPUTER THINGS. I DONT EVEN HAVE AN INTERNET YOU DONT NEED IT. The future is brick and mortar sticker stores.
Selling too early feels worse than losing money
Boooooring
If TGT doesn’t have a bounce back up I’m gonna have a real bad day.
PLTR 🚀🚀🚀
I’m planning to get calls for both SOXL and SOXS expiring this week. So that either direction of Nvidia is good for me. Does this have a chance of working out or I’ll get theta fucked both ways ?
Mad calls being bought at the ask on every dip.
GameStore +100% today.
WMT jumps on earnings and TGT dumps on earnings—you can’t explain that!
!banbet NVDA 900 3d
Target dicked my ass. This time inverting the obviously was dumb. Bye bye money. Brutal. The play was calls after crash. Guidance is staying the same. I need more money to buy calls. Target will never die. To women in America it’s their Sanctuary.
Sitting on Air Canada for a bit since it’s quite low and people are planning their summer vacations now.
Do I sell my weekly SPY call today or gorilla grip it into NVDA earnings?
What say you oh great magic 8ball of WSB
One spicy chicken shawarma wrap yesterday and now can’t stop shitting hot lava mud
This whole Scarlett Johansson Chatgpt thing is about to backfire on her big-time now that it looks like they just used a different voice actor that sort of sounds like her.
I guess her position is if your voice is similar to any celebrity you no longer own your own voice. 
Meme holders have to downvote WSB for being in cahoots with the hedgies. It’s all a big conspiracy.
TGT threatened to blow the whistle on Boeing.
Im new to trading, I was waiting in the pdd earnings call waiting for the earnings report which is going to start in 20 minutes, and I just saw that news sites already reported the earnings 30 minutes ago, how is this possible?
It’s called FOMC because of your fear of missing calls
It’s time to get off reddit and start my project in a serious way
My bidet has done so much for me I want to buy her a Xmas gift. Any suggestions?
Good morning lads
Bought some micron calls in anticipation of good nvidia earnings/guidance
Ahead of the report, an analyst equated Nvidia’s earnings report to a Taylor Swift concert. Paul Marino, chief revenue officer at GraniteShares, said, “The anticipation of Nvidia earnings is like that of a Taylor Swift concert lately. Estimates are high and expectations to beat estimates are even higher.”
Jensen: we doin good but my cousin stealing my business
AI this, AI that.
I still don’t feel anything different in life.
Give me a 10x bagger
Imagine NVDA and AMD merge tonight. MVDA
NVDIA will end up as the dot com bubble Qualcomm, but in the AI bubble
Still time for it to burst, but just sayin
Guys am I getting fired from the TGT warehouse this week? Puts on my employment status.
#Ban Bet Won
—
/u/Significant_Cut_4609 made a bet that WOOF would go to 3.0 within **1 week** when it was 2.54 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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Lost everything, yesterday I said fuck it and put the whole port on WOOF calls 🥹
Jensen announces 1T national debt buyback, god bless America
I went on the elliptical for 20m and did 15m of yoga/stretching. I’m so decrepit lol fuck chronic illnesses. Also nvda 1k by eod
Sigma sigma on the wall, whos the skibidiest of them all