Boieng’s Starliner capsule has a serious problem or it’s bad luck.
Ok-Cheesecake-5110 on
I bought puts yesterday, forgetting that I’ll be out of cell service and without internet till Wednesday afternoon š
Lurker_009 on
If it is Boeing, I’m not going
BirdoInBoston on
No ššš
Perhaps the door didnāt seal properlyā¦
Toiletpaperpanic2020 on
NASA: Sorry, brainfart. Forgot we hired a company that replaced their engineers with sales people to do important space things. Now take your shit and GTFO.
BeersnChaw69 on
They were waiting on a few more whistle blowers to board the shuttle
Great_Bother_2696 on
How we land on the moon in 1969?
ninkorn on
LOLOLOL
Optionzdegen on
Those calls next week aren’t lifting off either 
Gemini_Of_Wallstreet on
1. From what i understand NASAās computer decided to cancel the landing, we still donāt know why.
Ā 2. They can try again tomorrow, on the 5th or the 6th.
Ā 3. No Iām not on copium you are.
johnnykalsi on
Never ever hated a company so much like I hate Boeing
Stoopiddogface on
Calls… bc BA just saved the lives of all those astronauts
UnusualDraw4263 on
If itās being scrubbed, they should use dish soap again
planetrainguy on
Ground Launch Sequencer automatic scrub. Ground equipment issue per nasaTV
InfamousJoker420 on
Believe it or not, calls
used_condom_taster on
I heard rumor that theyāre replacing the flight crew with Boeing whistleblowers.
āBoeing was also seen loading hundreds of boxes marked āconfidentialā onto the rocket.ā ā Source: USA Tomorrow
Flatout_87 on
againļ¼ā¦..
prawalnono on
How much we, taxpayers, paying these aholes to keep this on a launchpad?
X211499Reddit on
They only had 19/20 whistleblowers on board thatās why they postponed it
flyboy_1285 on
Without SpaceX how much in shambles would our space program be? Imagine NASA begging to Russia for rides to keep the ISS from de-orbiting at this point.
tourbladez on
Check the bolts!!! ššš
zahlin on
Boeing is giving MOAT a f***** new definition. Jeez, this company pretty much has the world of aviation in a chokeholders chokehold.
war3_exe on
Boeing and Nasa?
Two companies that have the same outlook on flight safety and regulations, I.e. the “let’s wing it” gang
Snooprematic on
BA 2 ez. Accountants and MBAās donāt shit about space. Stay in your lane. Stick to grifting the US govt.
ValuableMiddle378 on
BA, The NVDA of the sky.
Edit: I mean AMD, They just keep failing.
LongliveTCGs on
They forgot to put Agent 47 onboard
1600hazenstreet on
Next gen flying ginsu.
GlueSniffingCat on
Get the guy who called off the launch into witness protection right now.
UnAmusedBag on
Imagine being the 2 astronauts for this Launch. Reading news about BOEING assassination and quality control.
Astronauts: “OH shit.. we might die and never come back.. let’s keep delaying. I want to live”
Boeing: “Get in the cockpit or you die”
Astronauts: “We’ll die either way!”
InterPeritura on
Quickly!
Another sacrifice on the altar! ~~Cthulhu~~William E. Boeing demands it!
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Yikes
Who would have guessed
Boieng’s Starliner capsule has a serious problem or it’s bad luck.
I bought puts yesterday, forgetting that I’ll be out of cell service and without internet till Wednesday afternoon š
If it is Boeing, I’m not going
No ššš
Perhaps the door didnāt seal properlyā¦
NASA: Sorry, brainfart. Forgot we hired a company that replaced their engineers with sales people to do important space things. Now take your shit and GTFO.
They were waiting on a few more whistle blowers to board the shuttle
How we land on the moon in 1969?
LOLOLOL
Those calls next week aren’t lifting off either 
1. From what i understand NASAās computer decided to cancel the landing, we still donāt know why.
Ā 2. They can try again tomorrow, on the 5th or the 6th.
Ā 3. No Iām not on copium you are.
Never ever hated a company so much like I hate Boeing
Calls… bc BA just saved the lives of all those astronauts
If itās being scrubbed, they should use dish soap again
Ground Launch Sequencer automatic scrub. Ground equipment issue per nasaTV
Believe it or not, calls
I heard rumor that theyāre replacing the flight crew with Boeing whistleblowers.
āBoeing was also seen loading hundreds of boxes marked āconfidentialā onto the rocket.ā ā Source: USA Tomorrow
againļ¼ā¦..
How much we, taxpayers, paying these aholes to keep this on a launchpad?
They only had 19/20 whistleblowers on board thatās why they postponed it
Without SpaceX how much in shambles would our space program be? Imagine NASA begging to Russia for rides to keep the ISS from de-orbiting at this point.
Check the bolts!!! ššš
Boeing is giving MOAT a f***** new definition. Jeez, this company pretty much has the world of aviation in a chokeholders chokehold.
Boeing and Nasa?
Two companies that have the same outlook on flight safety and regulations, I.e. the “let’s wing it” gang
BA 2 ez. Accountants and MBAās donāt shit about space. Stay in your lane. Stick to grifting the US govt.
BA, The NVDA of the sky.
Edit: I mean AMD, They just keep failing.
They forgot to put Agent 47 onboard
Next gen flying ginsu.
Get the guy who called off the launch into witness protection right now.
Imagine being the 2 astronauts for this Launch. Reading news about BOEING assassination and quality control.
Astronauts: “OH shit.. we might die and never come back.. let’s keep delaying. I want to live”
Boeing: “Get in the cockpit or you die”
Astronauts: “We’ll die either way!”
Quickly!
Another sacrifice on the altar! ~~Cthulhu~~William E. Boeing demands it!