I’m a millionnaire & my room looks too similar to the one in the bottom, I’m not ashamed to admit.
That’s probably because my Millions are in Zimbabwean Dollars.
killerbeeswaxkill on
My TV stand is a box of where my car exhaust came in. I got to pinch every penny for 0dte’s.
295DVRKSS on
The cat is the best part
degenbro420 on
No one from comment section is a millionaire from trading, so why comment? 
Unknownirish on
I make my trades on random rooftops after or during change outs for an air conditioning system. 🤣
Melon_Mann on
Millionaires in WSB? You mean Wendy’s employees… 
Spam138 on
Chad in 1987 incel in 2024 is more accurate here.
Stos5363 on
Hey random trader out there. Anybody got to play for me next week?🤣
Waffle0calypse on
Millionaire trader in 2024… until the opening bell*
MrJonBrown on
Where’d you get that pic of me?!
balsadust on
If you aren’t a millionaire you are poor this day and age. At least by the time you retire
MinimumCat123 on
Got a couple million in my IRA that I cant touch for decades, so ya living like a bum until then
BitRelative4450 on
Only thing missing is Wendy’s bags & cups from the bottom picture.
PantsMicGee on
Both are exaggerations but yeah the location is true.
EntertainmentSea1196 on
No I trade behind a banana stand in India
aggressive_bears on
I am not a millionaire I don’t know
Ok_Relationship_705 on
“See this? This is a basic Pokemon card I bought from this Asian kid who lived on my block for 20 bucks. I could sell it on the street right now for 25”
seviay on
My room isn’t quite that messy
randominternetguy3 on
Crossed that line a few years back and my life is still pretty fucking basic. If you live in a city, $1m doesn’t really go all that far.
PropertyBeneficial99 on
How TF did you get my photo???
/s
MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG on
A picture of a Wendy’s dumpster would be exactly the same
DrEtatstician on
I am a millionaire but the problem is I have million Pennies
Voodoo-Doctor on
But now they still have to live with their parents
Millie bombs don’t hit the same as they used to. It’s common in HCOL Silicon Valley/bay area. You buy a house and then it’s all gone. “Annnnnnnd it’s gone.”
BarbellPadawan on
Millionaire in 1987 is probably like a 10MM net worth individual now.
justknoweverything on
Gecko was trading billions
Bean_Boozled on
No dead coked up hooker in the top image, millionaire in the bottom image isn’t simultaneously gooning while trading for max efficiency. Fake
Ryanopoly on
No, the 2024 guy would have 6 screens. One would be exclusively for Wall Street Bets, and the others would all be crayon drawn looking charts and graphs with arrows and candles that no one understands… not even the guy in the picture.
Additional-Second630 on
The ‘today’ trader is probably paying more in rent for that one room apartment than the 80’s guy did for a brook street corner office.
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Na, my room is clean.
$1M in 2024 is only worth $362k in 1987’s dollars
Well a million dollars in 1987 was something around 3 million dollars now.
1 million bucks was worth something in 1987. Not so much today (about 1/3rd)
relatable
If this guy is anything to go by, then the MT in 2024 is about right: [https://ig.ft.com/sites/business-book-award/books/2020/longlist/flash-crash-by-liam-vaughan/](https://ig.ft.com/sites/business-book-award/books/2020/longlist/flash-crash-by-liam-vaughan/) Guy realised the system’s rigged and rigged it right back to his advantage – really recommend the book.
I’m a millionnaire & my room looks too similar to the one in the bottom, I’m not ashamed to admit.
That’s probably because my Millions are in Zimbabwean Dollars.
My TV stand is a box of where my car exhaust came in. I got to pinch every penny for 0dte’s.
The cat is the best part
No one from comment section is a millionaire from trading, so why comment? 
I make my trades on random rooftops after or during change outs for an air conditioning system. 🤣
Millionaires in WSB? You mean Wendy’s employees… 
Chad in 1987 incel in 2024 is more accurate here.
Hey random trader out there. Anybody got to play for me next week?🤣
Millionaire trader in 2024… until the opening bell*
Where’d you get that pic of me?!
If you aren’t a millionaire you are poor this day and age. At least by the time you retire
Got a couple million in my IRA that I cant touch for decades, so ya living like a bum until then
Only thing missing is Wendy’s bags & cups from the bottom picture.
Both are exaggerations but yeah the location is true.
No I trade behind a banana stand in India
I am not a millionaire I don’t know
“See this? This is a basic Pokemon card I bought from this Asian kid who lived on my block for 20 bucks. I could sell it on the street right now for 25”
My room isn’t quite that messy
Crossed that line a few years back and my life is still pretty fucking basic. If you live in a city, $1m doesn’t really go all that far.
How TF did you get my photo???
/s
A picture of a Wendy’s dumpster would be exactly the same
I am a millionaire but the problem is I have million Pennies
But now they still have to live with their parents
I masturbate to dial up porn
>Yo millionaires in wsb
https://i.imgur.com/kLbaRwp.gif
Millie bombs don’t hit the same as they used to. It’s common in HCOL Silicon Valley/bay area. You buy a house and then it’s all gone. “Annnnnnnd it’s gone.”
Millionaire in 1987 is probably like a 10MM net worth individual now.
Gecko was trading billions
No dead coked up hooker in the top image, millionaire in the bottom image isn’t simultaneously gooning while trading for max efficiency. Fake
No, the 2024 guy would have 6 screens. One would be exclusively for Wall Street Bets, and the others would all be crayon drawn looking charts and graphs with arrows and candles that no one understands… not even the guy in the picture.
The ‘today’ trader is probably paying more in rent for that one room apartment than the 80’s guy did for a brook street corner office.
No. Too much furniture