“Save my stock, again. I have a better one for you this time.”
K_Linkmaster on
Insider trading and cronies demands insider training and cronies.
You ain’t on the list.
Ebonvvings on
Why does this guy needs more money? Its almost like hes begging at this point
lostredditorlurking on
Says the guy who is on X(Twitter) 24/7 trolling instead of doing his job as a Tesla CEO
Opie19 on
Now can I please have 54 billion dollars?
Candlelight_Fant4sia on
*If any of my companies goes public, we will try to extract more money from existing bagholders first…*
InterstellarReddit on
Yeah what he’s going to run a report and see the purchase date of your shares?
kingOofgames on
What kind of fool would believe a habitual liar. It’s almost his character at this point.
redditmodsRrussians on
Ok, Don Regardlioni
coyotechicago on
Reading between lines….I need you now and I’m sure I’ll think about me 100 times.befor thinking of you
SocialSuicideSquad on
Also Elon – “Hey NVDA, fuck TSLA send those GPUs to my private companies.”
The_Juice_Gourd on
Elon trying to pump TSLA before they sue his ass again 
lurkenstine on
So does this mean dividends from stock?
vthanki on
This dude is literally the successful version of Donald trump. Needs loyalty, very very smart, only he can fix things, everyone else is a moron, came from nothing, treats people like shit, can’t keep a wife, awesome father, etc etc
JayArlington on
This is not what ‘fiduciary’ means.
Beginning_Frame6132 on
Wasn’t this guy supposed to start mining bitcoin on Mars by now? He can move all the ore with Cybertrucks and extract the Bitcoin with Dojo computers…
Pitiful_Difficulty_3 on
Yeah and X got the AI chip that was supposed to be sent to Tesla
Exile688 on
Is this about Elon shifting NVIDIA chips his public owned company (Tesla) paid for to Twitter the privately held company while putting Tesla on the waiting list to get their original chip order?
delicious_oppai on
How about you show loyalty by becoming a full time CEO first. Fucking clown.
thecuzzin on
PUTS on whatever you own
Francis_Dollar_Hide on
Does he get paid by the comma?
gib13343 on
Everything about this clown screams puts then he goes to China and makes some kind of stupid deal and calls print.
No current tsla positions and haven’t been victim to his moronic snake oil shenanigans but jeez
Johnny_Menace on
He’s throwing shade at Ryan “Rug Pull” Cohen. Apes worship him and he rug pulled them twice! 
Monster_Grundle on
Tesla isn’t his company.
Ucanttellmyllama on
As an investor, imagine the opportunity of being first to invest into spaceX once it goes public. I don’t think many people realize how valuable that company is. The guy is a complete trash bag. But he sure is smart. Maybe not smart enough to run a social media company but smart enough to be an innovator in tech.
Randomly-Looking on
Isn’t this the dude that said “pay me or I leave” ?
babypho on
Its been 3+ years and my Tesla smart wipers still dont work like they should so I voted no with my shares.
campbellsimpson on
Hey, this investment structure looks kinda pyramid shaped.
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When I think of loyalty, I think of Elon.
I didn’t know clown academy taught at this level.
What is this post? Thank you Elon!
“Save my stock, again. I have a better one for you this time.”
Insider trading and cronies demands insider training and cronies.
You ain’t on the list.
Why does this guy needs more money? Its almost like hes begging at this point
Says the guy who is on X(Twitter) 24/7 trolling instead of doing his job as a Tesla CEO
Now can I please have 54 billion dollars?
*If any of my companies goes public, we will try to extract more money from existing bagholders first…*
Yeah what he’s going to run a report and see the purchase date of your shares?
What kind of fool would believe a habitual liar. It’s almost his character at this point.
Ok, Don Regardlioni
Reading between lines….I need you now and I’m sure I’ll think about me 100 times.befor thinking of you
Also Elon – “Hey NVDA, fuck TSLA send those GPUs to my private companies.”
Elon trying to pump TSLA before they sue his ass again 
So does this mean dividends from stock?
This dude is literally the successful version of Donald trump. Needs loyalty, very very smart, only he can fix things, everyone else is a moron, came from nothing, treats people like shit, can’t keep a wife, awesome father, etc etc
This is not what ‘fiduciary’ means.
Wasn’t this guy supposed to start mining bitcoin on Mars by now? He can move all the ore with Cybertrucks and extract the Bitcoin with Dojo computers…
Yeah and X got the AI chip that was supposed to be sent to Tesla
Is this about Elon shifting NVIDIA chips his public owned company (Tesla) paid for to Twitter the privately held company while putting Tesla on the waiting list to get their original chip order?
How about you show loyalty by becoming a full time CEO first. Fucking clown.
PUTS on whatever you own
Does he get paid by the comma?
Everything about this clown screams puts then he goes to China and makes some kind of stupid deal and calls print.
No current tsla positions and haven’t been victim to his moronic snake oil shenanigans but jeez
He’s throwing shade at Ryan “Rug Pull” Cohen. Apes worship him and he rug pulled them twice! 
Tesla isn’t his company.
As an investor, imagine the opportunity of being first to invest into spaceX once it goes public. I don’t think many people realize how valuable that company is. The guy is a complete trash bag. But he sure is smart. Maybe not smart enough to run a social media company but smart enough to be an innovator in tech.
Isn’t this the dude that said “pay me or I leave” ?
Its been 3+ years and my Tesla smart wipers still dont work like they should so I voted no with my shares.
Hey, this investment structure looks kinda pyramid shaped.