I was totally talking to a ghost 
billyd1984texas on
MCD is struggling
Apprehensive_Gap9139 on
Alright. Finna go get a late lunch or I guess early dinner I think. Well. Soon. I’m good at procrastination. Plus there’s this one really sexy Latina chick Isabella at a nearby Mexican food food place that absolutely slaps and I can eat it and her every day for the rest of my life. Regardless of her the food makes my mouth cum. Anyway they don’t open for another 2 hours today 🙁 for dinnner
Just don’t know if I can wait that long. Hungry mane fuk
Who_is_Your_Zaddy on
Someone in the cult sub banbet that they’ll quit smoking if game company stock hits $1k. They’re really trying not to quit smoking. 
No-Improvement3164 on
What has happened to CLF?
NVDAismygod on
Too lazy to cook and too lazy to walk and get some food. Fuck 
fe2sio4 on
HOOD carried my port today
FML712 on
Why the market have to dip? Can’t it just go straight up for like one week 
buttwars on
I’m option idiot, when Nvdia split 10 to 1 is it cheaper to acquire options at 122 or is it the same as 1220? Basically, is it easier to make it swing at 100s or is it the same as last week at 1200s?
kingofthelost on
Lost our wedding savings on SPY puts, what now? I’m fucked
Westcliffsteamers on
Why tf is my call option on deck going down when the stock is going up?
Trick_Platypus_5484 on
Choppy spy, thought it was dumping for sure but recovered. Even as a bull, I think we are getting a healthy pull back tomorrow
MrForever_Alone69 on
I have this Guh feeling about tomorrow 
Historical_Handle_25 on
Only delusional people hold after losing more than 50% and say “this is the dip we were all waiting for” 
VisualMod on
# AI Discussion Summary
– Somebody said they lost their wedding savings buying SPY puts. The discussion that followed is NSFW and mostly about adult activities using financial terminology.
– The AI driver assistant boss from last week was apparently Jack Ma in disguise and he sold some pretty dumb ideas.
– There’s a sexually-explicit discussion about lunch options featuring Mexican food.
– Somebody used the “regards” meme correctly and also accused Elon Musk of ruining Tesla and having some pretty dumb ideas.
bigred91224 on
Someone paid $41 for bags AH 😂
StretchinPa on
Musk is butt hurt he’s missing the A.I. boom with his fake self driving cars.
bullrfuk on
Every week the same thing happens
Monday: Slight green
Tuesday: Flat
Wednesday: Big green
Thursday: Slight green
Friday: Flat
studmcstudmuffin on
I don’t know why people hate on RK. He’s who we all wish to be
Tay_Tay86 on
Apple puts all the way down. It’s the next INTC.
Jelly__Rogers on
NVDA is the relative who was breaking sports records and graduated college a few years early and was making 200k before they were 20.
AMD is the high school dropout that weighs 400 pounds and struggles to keep their job at Wal-Mart and is living with their parents at 35.
millennial-snowflake on
I could live in a tiny home…?  Or I can buy COIN 300c’s and go for a yacht … 
Obamasdeadcook on
I’m feeling AAPL 🍎
hypeaze on
One easy trick they don’t want you to know about how to become a millionaire by trading options.
You have to be a billionaire before you start.
ReddutSucksAss on
Advanced Money Dickass
NVDAismygod on
Withdrew all my gains for the year and at 10k cash rn to run it back. Really need a 50x bagger
im-doing-it-again on
Sd bullion said my order is complete 
freehugzforeveryone on
Odts spy puts
Entire_Status_5789 on
When do we honestly think this is going to fall down?
Anything prior to the iPhone 15 Pro will have the old ass Siri.
DrakonILD on
I should’ve joined thetagang before I lost $6500 and wound up with $3k.
Wizard_of_Ozymandias on
The amount of people in this sub who can neither multiply nor divide by ten tells me everything I need to know.
Apprehensive_Gap9139 on
Imagine tipping someone. Anyone. For a job. They set the price for. That you willingly pay. They can just raise the price if need be. If you like it, you’ll still go. Do we profit from their company profits? No? Fuck off then.
# #RedditorsAgainstTipping
Not one other country on planet fucking earth, besides war mongering fentanyl zombie mass looting shooting United States has this issue. The whole culture anyway. Hrrr drrr takeout ? Hear answer this question on turntable real quick. Not one.
MaximusDecimusIIII on
Advanced Money Dillution
freelight0 on
Here’s to bring 100% right about a strategy and 100% regarded with the timing. AAPL back up goddammit.
FantasticMacaron9341 on
all in adobe through earnings
spokenjeremy on
AMD dead cat tomorrow before falling to the shadow realm
Critical_Survey_975 on
anyone else in here also ultra bullish this week?
Logical-Dust9445 on
I’ve been liking F with the Ford Pro developments as a software platform within Ford. I think it’s underestimated and undervalued with their positioning as an ICE, hybrid, and EV company
Overlord335786 on
Another Man Down
samwehl on
Is dell shit? That chart looks like it’s about to fall off a cliff
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I was totally talking to a ghost 
MCD is struggling
Alright. Finna go get a late lunch or I guess early dinner I think. Well. Soon. I’m good at procrastination. Plus there’s this one really sexy Latina chick Isabella at a nearby Mexican food food place that absolutely slaps and I can eat it and her every day for the rest of my life. Regardless of her the food makes my mouth cum. Anyway they don’t open for another 2 hours today 🙁 for dinnner
Just don’t know if I can wait that long. Hungry mane fuk
Someone in the cult sub banbet that they’ll quit smoking if game company stock hits $1k. They’re really trying not to quit smoking. 
What has happened to CLF?
Too lazy to cook and too lazy to walk and get some food. Fuck 
HOOD carried my port today
Why the market have to dip? Can’t it just go straight up for like one week 
I’m option idiot, when Nvdia split 10 to 1 is it cheaper to acquire options at 122 or is it the same as 1220? Basically, is it easier to make it swing at 100s or is it the same as last week at 1200s?
Lost our wedding savings on SPY puts, what now? I’m fucked
Why tf is my call option on deck going down when the stock is going up?
Choppy spy, thought it was dumping for sure but recovered. Even as a bull, I think we are getting a healthy pull back tomorrow
I have this Guh feeling about tomorrow 
Only delusional people hold after losing more than 50% and say “this is the dip we were all waiting for” 
# AI Discussion Summary
– Somebody said they lost their wedding savings buying SPY puts. The discussion that followed is NSFW and mostly about adult activities using financial terminology.
– The AI driver assistant boss from last week was apparently Jack Ma in disguise and he sold some pretty dumb ideas.
– There’s a sexually-explicit discussion about lunch options featuring Mexican food.
– Somebody used the “regards” meme correctly and also accused Elon Musk of ruining Tesla and having some pretty dumb ideas.
Someone paid $41 for bags AH 😂
Musk is butt hurt he’s missing the A.I. boom with his fake self driving cars.
Every week the same thing happens
Monday: Slight green
Tuesday: Flat
Wednesday: Big green
Thursday: Slight green
Friday: Flat
I don’t know why people hate on RK. He’s who we all wish to be
Apple puts all the way down. It’s the next INTC.
NVDA is the relative who was breaking sports records and graduated college a few years early and was making 200k before they were 20.
AMD is the high school dropout that weighs 400 pounds and struggles to keep their job at Wal-Mart and is living with their parents at 35.
I could live in a tiny home…?  Or I can buy COIN 300c’s and go for a yacht … 
I’m feeling AAPL 🍎
One easy trick they don’t want you to know about how to become a millionaire by trading options.
You have to be a billionaire before you start.
Advanced Money Dickass
Withdrew all my gains for the year and at 10k cash rn to run it back. Really need a 50x bagger
Sd bullion said my order is complete 
Odts spy puts
When do we honestly think this is going to fall down?
Elmo threatening to ban Apple devices from his companies due to OpenAI integration: [Source](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1800265431078551973?s=61&t=3JoUvrkt0ufG9aMeFg-W9A)
Anything prior to the iPhone 15 Pro will have the old ass Siri.
I should’ve joined thetagang before I lost $6500 and wound up with $3k.
The amount of people in this sub who can neither multiply nor divide by ten tells me everything I need to know.
Imagine tipping someone. Anyone. For a job. They set the price for. That you willingly pay. They can just raise the price if need be. If you like it, you’ll still go. Do we profit from their company profits? No? Fuck off then.
# #RedditorsAgainstTipping
Not one other country on planet fucking earth, besides war mongering fentanyl zombie mass looting shooting United States has this issue. The whole culture anyway. Hrrr drrr takeout ? Hear answer this question on turntable real quick. Not one.
Advanced Money Dillution
Here’s to bring 100% right about a strategy and 100% regarded with the timing. AAPL back up goddammit.
all in adobe through earnings
AMD dead cat tomorrow before falling to the shadow realm
anyone else in here also ultra bullish this week?
I’ve been liking F with the Ford Pro developments as a software platform within Ford. I think it’s underestimated and undervalued with their positioning as an ICE, hybrid, and EV company
Another Man Down
Is dell shit? That chart looks like it’s about to fall off a cliff
$TOPG CRYPTO .