I’ve got 99 problems… and this is one of them

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    Posted by goalposts24

    19 Comments

    1. AGenerousG0d on

      I’ve said this before and i’ll say it again .. i’m not a financial advisor but if my grandmother willed me $2,177.51 I would buy 0DTE on SPY Puts tomorrow and immediately sell 9 minutes and 34 seconds before close tomorrow. 🤷🏻‍♂️ But thats just me

    2. Take profits homie, take the fucking profits and stop riding to oblivion hoping for more profits!

    3. The problem is that you are losing money instead of GAINING money. Losing money isn’t a good thing usually. Hope that helps.

    4. AccidentallyBacon on

      wow looks like you were down, then made almost a full recovery! congrats!

      oh wait, my phone’s upside down. OH. ohhh,,,

      well, on the upside, that’s 7.99 years of carry-forward losses you can claim on your federal taxes I guess?

    5. Well you should probably learn how to trade instead of looking for karma on Reddit. It’s not rocket science

    6. What’s the symbol next to your buying power mean? I’ve never seen that one before.

    7. Apprehensive_Fig_245 on

      Maybe if you sign up 3713 friends with your referral code you can make it back in free Robinhood stocks

    8. I hope all investors lose all their investments and people who actually contribute to society get rewarded

    9. veritable1608 on

      Are the other 99 problems related to this one? If yes then sell all and use the remaining for your 99 problems.

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