How many iPhone 15 Pros did Apple sell today? 0?? Oh O.K. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Fortnitetwo on
Too many unsure bears, calls?
bzl33 on
I could see at least one of $META, $GOOGL, or $AAPL doing a stock split
sunplaysbass on
Can you really put a price on Apple?
bullrfuk on
JPow will announce that he’s banning red days forever. Not like they happen anyways.
nussbomber on
I thought this place was bad until i saw what was going on in the yahoo finance community message boards
eskhalaf on
FUCCCCK YOU ORCL
nrfc147 on
Ayyy Orcl first earning play in months, I am fking back! Gon yolo this profit into the next FDs![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR on
Opened up a shits and giggles account with $10K, day trading options
was -33% by 10am, breakeven by 2:30pm and +20% by close
eskhalaf on
Big day tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
coldsandwich78 on
having sex with a condom is like eating candy with a wrapper on it
BIP3N on
sold Apple calls for a loss yesterday, and I bought puts too early today on Apple ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
BaconOwnsMe on
GREEN RALLY LATE. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Fantastic-Clock-8603 on
Are we ready for a bloodbath tomorrow? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
trainwreck001 on
How many Blackwells did JENSEN sell today? All of them? Oh… O.k. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
thezenunderground on
DKNG calls looking Juicy right now on the daily chart. Price has fully recovered and that MACD just crossed over. The stonk retook and closed on the 200 day moving average, suggesting a new bottom 🚀🚀
nzholtok on
Oh boy here I go buying calls again! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
ScruffyBelievesInGME on
Tim Apple is a genius
Left_Jellyfish3816 on
People are upset that apple ripped today, but justify nvidia adding the entire market cap of amazon in 3 months
EuphoricWizard on
Own 100% of the volume on a play and port drops 5 figures randomly throughout the day when it shows the bid going from $0.01 to $1-2
SlipperJawMcGraw on
Somebody should tell Boeing that Ryan Cohen is a whistle blower
WocketWaccoon on
Tom “fat cuck” Lee rn ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
NVDAismygod on
Tesla about to gap up unfortunately
B2BContinuum on
Look at the dude to your left. Turn and face the dude to your right.
Half of em will not make it tomorrow.
benj760486 on
Shout out to peace in the middle east 🤞
shadowfins5 on
ORCL also go brr
ignatious__reilly on
What in the hell is his exit strategy?
I don’t get it.
wildcat1055 on
**Summary of today:**
Regards who always preach to “buy the dip” have surprised Pikachu face when boomers buy the AAPL dip
Cormano_Wild_219 on
Hey all you Schwab cucks…….clear your cache
No_Size_1765 on
Very cool very leal oracle
Unitedtendies on
Is Apple $213 eow possible?
tombradyskisses on
ORCL scam action — missed EPS & revenues. Announces a partnership at close right before shitty numbers. I’d be very annoyed if I was short.Â
StrangeInsanity on
If you miss earnings, just say AI and the AI driven algos will buy shit up…simple as that.
Overlord335786 on
So if SPY opens at 540 tomorrow, do ber just triple down on 520p weeklies and pray for the best? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
beardgangwhat on
Getting rekt by spy puts
VengefulMage on
1. Sit on your hands tomorrow and wait for outcome
2. Buy dip or ride rip
3. Profit
pondersassinorum on
Gonna buy more WBD I think.
kananishino on
The gay bears told me puts would do good today. I’m so fucked.
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VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Won
—
/u/ClaimsForFame made a bet that SPY would go to 537.0 within **1 day** when it was 532.68 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 11 wins and 17 losses
You’re a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
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Tmrw we are shorting apple lmao
How many iPhone 15 Pros did Apple sell today? 0?? Oh O.K. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Too many unsure bears, calls?
I could see at least one of $META, $GOOGL, or $AAPL doing a stock split
Can you really put a price on Apple?
JPow will announce that he’s banning red days forever. Not like they happen anyways.
I thought this place was bad until i saw what was going on in the yahoo finance community message boards
FUCCCCK YOU ORCL
Ayyy Orcl first earning play in months, I am fking back! Gon yolo this profit into the next FDs![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Opened up a shits and giggles account with $10K, day trading options
was -33% by 10am, breakeven by 2:30pm and +20% by close
Big day tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
having sex with a condom is like eating candy with a wrapper on it
sold Apple calls for a loss yesterday, and I bought puts too early today on Apple ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
GREEN RALLY LATE. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Are we ready for a bloodbath tomorrow? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
How many Blackwells did JENSEN sell today? All of them? Oh… O.k. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
DKNG calls looking Juicy right now on the daily chart. Price has fully recovered and that MACD just crossed over. The stonk retook and closed on the 200 day moving average, suggesting a new bottom 🚀🚀
Oh boy here I go buying calls again! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Tim Apple is a genius
People are upset that apple ripped today, but justify nvidia adding the entire market cap of amazon in 3 months
Own 100% of the volume on a play and port drops 5 figures randomly throughout the day when it shows the bid going from $0.01 to $1-2
Somebody should tell Boeing that Ryan Cohen is a whistle blower
Tom “fat cuck” Lee rn ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Tesla about to gap up unfortunately
Look at the dude to your left. Turn and face the dude to your right.
Half of em will not make it tomorrow.
Shout out to peace in the middle east 🤞
ORCL also go brr
What in the hell is his exit strategy?
I don’t get it.
**Summary of today:**
Regards who always preach to “buy the dip” have surprised Pikachu face when boomers buy the AAPL dip
Hey all you Schwab cucks…….clear your cache
Very cool very leal oracle
Is Apple $213 eow possible?
ORCL scam action — missed EPS & revenues. Announces a partnership at close right before shitty numbers. I’d be very annoyed if I was short.Â
If you miss earnings, just say AI and the AI driven algos will buy shit up…simple as that.
So if SPY opens at 540 tomorrow, do ber just triple down on 520p weeklies and pray for the best? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Getting rekt by spy puts
1. Sit on your hands tomorrow and wait for outcome
2. Buy dip or ride rip
3. Profit
Gonna buy more WBD I think.
The gay bears told me puts would do good today. I’m so fucked.
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#Ban Bet Won
—
/u/ClaimsForFame made a bet that SPY would go to 537.0 within **1 day** when it was 532.68 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 11 wins and 17 losses
You’re a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)