Dude was bullish in 2022, bearish in 2023, and now predicting a very bearish 2024…he’s probably cost JPM clients billions over the last 3 years.
n1ck90z on
Imagine the market crashing the same day he leaves 
amoredandarmed on
🌈🐻👎📉
No_Zookeepergame_27 on
Mike Wilson is feeling the heat
StarFinTech on
Europoor booted
Defiant_Douche on
Top is in!
HorlickMinton on
Don’t get why these places are focused on predicting the future when the high frequency trading firms have pretty conclusively proven that’s a stupid way to lose money
Responsible-Effect41 on
Ode Marko
mrpotatonutz on
A major correction/pullback/crash is not just overdue it defies the unknown workings of the universe
DynoJoe27 on
Top is in
toben81234 on
I wonder if Wendy’s is hiring
Veschor on
We all know he isn’t a strategist, but a risk manager and his closest intern received a mysterious flash drive after saying farewell. Intern didn’t go out partying with the other low-tier trading incels; haha no siree, he a good boy that stayed after hours risking a cyberattack digging into the flash drive just to see JPM’s dick hammock bond derivative portfolio blowing an H-IV infested load. Boy pings his incel interim manager and trader joes back to the office. Interim manager knows gigs up and pings his floor manager.
Floor manager also knows shits up creek so he pings his manager and the backstabbing risk assessors that survived the cut about the discovery and they go oh shit better let master shitter know. Bootyballs Jaime Dimon flies in with his heli, conference starts, leadership asks boy why didn’t he become a rocket ship and boy said he liked tendies, they said ok slap the bid @ 0.43 per 100 blocks. Floor manager scrums with incentives on fire sale speech at premarket.
notyourregularninja on
May be JP morgan becomes reliable again?
XorAndNot on
If there’s no Bear shitting in the woods, will anyone even notice?
Dr-McLuvin on
I was pretty shocked how negative Jamie Dimon’s last shareholder letter was.
puftrade44 on
But the real question is, was he the biggest 🌈🐻
i-Vison on
He believed in fundamentals, he forgot about market psychology. Sir, this is a casino now.
ranjithd on
Market has peaked !
medicalgringo on
lmfao
Suitable_Inside_7878 on
All you have to do is follow the crowd because even if you fail, nobody will blame you
brintoul on
This means we’re about 2-3 away from a correction.
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Go Perma Bear, Go broke.
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Dude was bullish in 2022, bearish in 2023, and now predicting a very bearish 2024…he’s probably cost JPM clients billions over the last 3 years.
Imagine the market crashing the same day he leaves 
🌈🐻👎📉
Mike Wilson is feeling the heat
Europoor booted
Top is in!
Don’t get why these places are focused on predicting the future when the high frequency trading firms have pretty conclusively proven that’s a stupid way to lose money
Ode Marko
A major correction/pullback/crash is not just overdue it defies the unknown workings of the universe
Top is in
I wonder if Wendy’s is hiring
We all know he isn’t a strategist, but a risk manager and his closest intern received a mysterious flash drive after saying farewell. Intern didn’t go out partying with the other low-tier trading incels; haha no siree, he a good boy that stayed after hours risking a cyberattack digging into the flash drive just to see JPM’s dick hammock bond derivative portfolio blowing an H-IV infested load. Boy pings his incel interim manager and trader joes back to the office. Interim manager knows gigs up and pings his floor manager.
Floor manager also knows shits up creek so he pings his manager and the backstabbing risk assessors that survived the cut about the discovery and they go oh shit better let master shitter know. Bootyballs Jaime Dimon flies in with his heli, conference starts, leadership asks boy why didn’t he become a rocket ship and boy said he liked tendies, they said ok slap the bid @ 0.43 per 100 blocks. Floor manager scrums with incentives on fire sale speech at premarket.
May be JP morgan becomes reliable again?
If there’s no Bear shitting in the woods, will anyone even notice?
I was pretty shocked how negative Jamie Dimon’s last shareholder letter was.
But the real question is, was he the biggest 🌈🐻
He believed in fundamentals, he forgot about market psychology. Sir, this is a casino now.
Market has peaked !
lmfao
All you have to do is follow the crowd because even if you fail, nobody will blame you
This means we’re about 2-3 away from a correction.