So now JPMorgan will finally make a bullish call –> so let the bear market start!!
btw – I sure I hope I am wrong about that….
Maverick2937474838 on
Imagine being ghey ber at your job 
Bulky_Negotiation850 on
Just wait… when everyone is bullish that’s when we fucking DRILL.
Bulky_Negotiation850 on
Just wait… when everyone is bullish that’s when we fucking DRILL.
opaqueambiguity on
Dimon is full on screaming the sky is falling tho
Psychological_2k on
What about JPM itself.. he made wrong calls so there earning might not be as profitable. I am buying puts on JPM itself for earning. All good news has already spiked the stock. No more positive news until earning and I think their stock will tank after earning. Going to buy JPM puts at market open. ( might buy BAC calls to hedge JPM puts since BAC earning will be one week after)
Paullybaxx on
JPM owns the S&P for what im Hearing
Paullybaxx on
Doesn’t suprise me the slightest. At .39
I’d own it too.
Joe_Early_MD on
He will be here next week looking for advice
cltzzz on
Was his prediction method the candle or chart and crayon lines or horoscopes.com?
Educational-Dot318 on
so does his departure mean a change in JPMC’s market outlook to🐂 bullish? or do they still maintain 🏳️🌈🧸🌈
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So now JPMorgan will finally make a bullish call –> so let the bear market start!!
btw – I sure I hope I am wrong about that….
Imagine being ghey ber at your job 
Just wait… when everyone is bullish that’s when we fucking DRILL.
Just wait… when everyone is bullish that’s when we fucking DRILL.
Dimon is full on screaming the sky is falling tho
What about JPM itself.. he made wrong calls so there earning might not be as profitable. I am buying puts on JPM itself for earning. All good news has already spiked the stock. No more positive news until earning and I think their stock will tank after earning. Going to buy JPM puts at market open. ( might buy BAC calls to hedge JPM puts since BAC earning will be one week after)
JPM owns the S&P for what im Hearing
Doesn’t suprise me the slightest. At .39
I’d own it too.
He will be here next week looking for advice
Was his prediction method the candle or chart and crayon lines or horoscopes.com?
so does his departure mean a change in JPMC’s market outlook to🐂 bullish? or do they still maintain 🏳️🌈🧸🌈
BULLLLL RUNNNNNN