Overvalued af lol. Not going to revolutionize anything with iOS.
GotBannedAgain_2 on
And my puts r fucked…for now. I’ve got till 9/20. I will average the shit out of it. Fuck u, Tim Apple!
romt_25 on
Apple stock hitting ATH, but they still can’t deliver a competent Siri on their iphone. 
Sausage_Child on
OMG AI you guyz! I have to learn to just stop thinking and invest in whatever disgusts me.
LeatherBooots on
Apple to $260 after earnings so I can spend a night away from my wife and her boyfriend
Kitten_Team_Six on
AI as an everyday tool is laughable. What exactly is it going to do for you thats not already being done?
odensleep_530 on
Has there been another time in market history when companies were being projected to double their (alright market topping) valuations? You hear NVDA $6T, AAPL $5T. Crazy. Asking for a friend with cash in money market acct
theSurgeonOfDeath_ on
Will they call it AIphone or AiIPhone?
Turbulent_Bid_374 on
Overvalued
kingOofgames on
So I guess it’s gonna pump more for now, gonna be nice big crash when all the shit starts to reveal itself.
My phone already does way much more than I already need. AI is nowhere near enough to truly revolutionize the current tech.
At most maybe streamline search functions to be faster, and maybe optimize functionality. Which anyone else can do just as easily as Apple.
I’ve had my iPhone for 5 years now, and still don’t have any need to change it. Works just fine.
Daddy_Thick on
Siri set my alarm for 06:30am…
People *MIND BLOWN* WHAT!???!!!? Easily worth an extra $2 trillion! The AI revolution is hereemote:t5_2th52:4276
rain168 on
Everyone bashing Apple now until they announce their own AI chips…
AdventurousCowMooo on
Anybody being bearish should remember that in this market, you don’t do three things:
1. Bet Against Blackrock
2. Bet Against Warren Buffet &
3. BET AGAINST TIM APPLE 🍎
RemyVonLion on
Damn I sold my call early cause it was already up 300% and I didn’t want to get greedy.
btoned on
Why not 10 trillion? And maybe a few more stock splits as well.
Krispino on
Just a friendly reminder that the Apple bashers have been wrong for the last, oh, twenty years.
Kranoath on
Did someone say AI? That’s another 2 trillion there.
peepeedog on
If AI is everywhere how does also being on the iPhone sell more phones?
Left-Secretary-2931 on
Wow iPhones still suck tho
Intrepid_Row_7531 on
This thing is going to 190
VariationAgreeable29 on
Tim just calmly scrolling some spreadsheets in his AVP because he wears it alllll the time and oh yeah this stock is ROMPING
astudentengineer on
Im sorry but do you guys think people will buy 2 iphones at once how can it go from 3 to 5 in mere months lmao this markets dank
craving_pussy on
We all know that already Analysts but its not gonna happen this quarter, stop buying stock yourselves and raising price targets :X
Inevitable_Butthole on
What does an AI iPhone do exactly?
I feel like no one knows but it says AI so it’s gonna moon 
danf78 on
I find this very intriguing. When they announced they would give up on developing the AI but rather use Open AI technology instead, I thought they were screwed. Instead, the stock exploded.
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Overvalued af lol. Not going to revolutionize anything with iOS.
And my puts r fucked…for now. I’ve got till 9/20. I will average the shit out of it. Fuck u, Tim Apple!
Apple stock hitting ATH, but they still can’t deliver a competent Siri on their iphone. 
OMG AI you guyz! I have to learn to just stop thinking and invest in whatever disgusts me.
Apple to $260 after earnings so I can spend a night away from my wife and her boyfriend
AI as an everyday tool is laughable. What exactly is it going to do for you thats not already being done?
Has there been another time in market history when companies were being projected to double their (alright market topping) valuations? You hear NVDA $6T, AAPL $5T. Crazy. Asking for a friend with cash in money market acct
Will they call it AIphone or AiIPhone?
Overvalued
So I guess it’s gonna pump more for now, gonna be nice big crash when all the shit starts to reveal itself.
My phone already does way much more than I already need. AI is nowhere near enough to truly revolutionize the current tech.
At most maybe streamline search functions to be faster, and maybe optimize functionality. Which anyone else can do just as easily as Apple.
I’ve had my iPhone for 5 years now, and still don’t have any need to change it. Works just fine.
Siri set my alarm for 06:30am…
People *MIND BLOWN* WHAT!???!!!? Easily worth an extra $2 trillion! The AI revolution is hereemote:t5_2th52:4276
Everyone bashing Apple now until they announce their own AI chips…
Anybody being bearish should remember that in this market, you don’t do three things:
1. Bet Against Blackrock
2. Bet Against Warren Buffet &
3. BET AGAINST TIM APPLE 🍎
Damn I sold my call early cause it was already up 300% and I didn’t want to get greedy.
Why not 10 trillion? And maybe a few more stock splits as well.
Just a friendly reminder that the Apple bashers have been wrong for the last, oh, twenty years.
Did someone say AI? That’s another 2 trillion there.
If AI is everywhere how does also being on the iPhone sell more phones?
Wow iPhones still suck tho
This thing is going to 190
Tim just calmly scrolling some spreadsheets in his AVP because he wears it alllll the time and oh yeah this stock is ROMPING
Im sorry but do you guys think people will buy 2 iphones at once how can it go from 3 to 5 in mere months lmao this markets dank
We all know that already Analysts but its not gonna happen this quarter, stop buying stock yourselves and raising price targets :X
What does an AI iPhone do exactly?
I feel like no one knows but it says AI so it’s gonna moon 
I find this very intriguing. When they announced they would give up on developing the AI but rather use Open AI technology instead, I thought they were screwed. Instead, the stock exploded.