Not even once in my life have I been so well timed…
Dude had a feeling deep in his nuts and was acted…
Or he’s the dude who hacked
ezyezy61 on
His timing was scary
WackFlagMass on
Dude just got very lucky, guys. If he really was some insider or the person who hacked, he would’ve went all-in and bought like 1000 put contracts or something, not 5 contracts.
His gains prob wont be that high with 500 underlying. Maybe like 15-30k
rcbjfdhjjhfd on
Amazing 🤣
StrangerDistinct6378 on
Bro the memes are killing me 
elpresidentedeljunta on
That guy was indeed touched by destiny. However, one might argue, the massive impact of the crowdstrike outage does actually invalidate his argument. A company, that is critical to such a vast part of sensitive IT infrastructure and economy is worth every penny. To bad, I´m not liquid to buy the dip.
ftyvdryhc on
should we be shorting it?
CityOfZion on
ladies and gentlemen…. we got em
ReturnOpen on
Wasn’t a hack. I work in cybersecurity. CrowdStrike didn’t properly vet an update to their falcon sensor and it was incompatible with a new windows update causing the BSODs. It was complacency by the production engineer.
Most_Condition_7400 on
Unrelated, Fallout has ruined the name Gary for me despite the strong meme game.
benji3k on
This is how business is done in 2024. Ai read that article, the algos reacted, they shut down Crowdstrike. This is the time for us to lose money like never before.
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For sure
Not even once in my life have I been so well timed…
Dude had a feeling deep in his nuts and was acted…
Or he’s the dude who hacked
His timing was scary
Dude just got very lucky, guys. If he really was some insider or the person who hacked, he would’ve went all-in and bought like 1000 put contracts or something, not 5 contracts.
His gains prob wont be that high with 500 underlying. Maybe like 15-30k
Amazing 🤣
Bro the memes are killing me 
That guy was indeed touched by destiny. However, one might argue, the massive impact of the crowdstrike outage does actually invalidate his argument. A company, that is critical to such a vast part of sensitive IT infrastructure and economy is worth every penny. To bad, I´m not liquid to buy the dip.
should we be shorting it?
ladies and gentlemen…. we got em
Wasn’t a hack. I work in cybersecurity. CrowdStrike didn’t properly vet an update to their falcon sensor and it was incompatible with a new windows update causing the BSODs. It was complacency by the production engineer.
Unrelated, Fallout has ruined the name Gary for me despite the strong meme game.
This is how business is done in 2024. Ai read that article, the algos reacted, they shut down Crowdstrike. This is the time for us to lose money like never before.
Tesla is not worth 780b?