Same CEO causing 2 global windows outages with very similar reasons. strange coincidence?
McAffe was then acquired by Intel. Is this a strategy to lower the cost of acquisition??
CrowdStrike CEO also CEO when McAffe had crashed Windows! Strange
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This title gives me a headache
So you’re saying wherever he ends up in we are hella bullish?
Cant happen three times, can it?!
Vietnam Chihuahua meme irl
So he does it he gets to fail upwards ..when I do it, I get fired? 🤔
Shit floats boys.
It will be bankrupt. Don’t think anyone wants to have to do anything with CrowdStrike anymore.
Wooooowwwwww no waAaaaaay
Definitely not a government plant that gets a phone call to “update the computers”
He was CTO at McAfee. Which is actually worse.
It was also full moon on both occasions
I’ve seen stranger things that make less sense. you may be on to something. In the corporate world there are corporate raiders who chop up companies and sell them for more piece by piece than they would as a whole.
So you’re saying– Perhaps someone is vying for a hostile take over, and the crowdstrike CEO is looking to help them out for a golden parachute?? I dont know..
So he’s buddies with institutional short sellers… makes sense. They get paid. He gets fired and a golden parachute.
So your problem is, why u no ceo?![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Now this is a conspiracy I can get behind
Managed the quality control right out of the books.