Dame. Bro probably should respond with like ‘my IT team is still trying to fix my computer. sorry!’
HungryLikeTheVVolf on
George Kurtz is no stranger to large crashes, Kurtz was the Chief Technology Officer of McAfee when a security update from the antivirus firm crashed computers worldwide.
TheDiligentDog on
Will this be streamed live when it eventually happens? 🍿
GPTfleshlight on
Kurtz lost 300 million yesterday. How much today
BAMFB on
Does this mean I can put my life savings on NVDA calls?
tdogger88 on
I’ll buy hand over fist every day starting from now until it bottoms. It’s best in class and this was a dumb mistake. Huge, but dumb. Product efficacy is still best in class as is the management team.
2ndSifter on
RIP C-00000291*.sys
Gokussj5okazu on
So my 7/26 $240P is gonna print. Sweet
Dr-McLuvin on
I don’t know where it will go from here but I was SHOCKED it didn’t go down more on Friday. Easy money for anyone who bought puts.
Legitimate_Risk_1079 on
Going down below $200 per share, remind me in two weeks
memeandcat on
New here (sub 100 iq), what is meant by Shrek and belt emoji?
Psychological-Touch1 on
I bought at the first drop and got the fuck out early today. Lost over 2k but at least I didn’t lose a lot more. Ugh
Allinmoney on
CEO should tell lawmakers to go fuck themselves.. mic drop and walk out
rain168 on
CRWD still up 76.25% this year. They can take it.
High-Voltage- on
52 weeks low is 100, and that my new price target for next 3 months
redditmodsRrussians on
So probably bottom out around $150 which is where it was at a year ago?
jedimindtriks on
Ah yes, “does tiktok access my wifi” type of questions are upon us again.
420boog96 on
He didn’t respond because those calling for him to testify were “Republican members”… They only want to grandstand and talk about issues they have no understanding of 😂😂
Nickm0117 on
Normally I’d buy some shares when something takes a beating like this and ride it back up some. But taking scrutiny from just about every government entity and going before congress, this thing is fucked. 
PoopholeLicker on
This is still up 75% in the last 12 months.
This could sink much much lower…in the span of about 6 months I’m guessing. Short term puts are likely not the play from this point but might pay tomorrow
1600hazenstreet on
CEO has Covid. hearing gets delayed a week.
DieuEmpereurQc on
Political move during a tense campain. I might buy the dip
Broad_Elephant2795 on
My guess would be they tested on an old version of windows.
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Shoot
waiting for the CRWD hitman
Yep it’s going further down
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Dame. Bro probably should respond with like ‘my IT team is still trying to fix my computer. sorry!’
George Kurtz is no stranger to large crashes, Kurtz was the Chief Technology Officer of McAfee when a security update from the antivirus firm crashed computers worldwide.
Will this be streamed live when it eventually happens? 🍿
Kurtz lost 300 million yesterday. How much today
Does this mean I can put my life savings on NVDA calls?
I’ll buy hand over fist every day starting from now until it bottoms. It’s best in class and this was a dumb mistake. Huge, but dumb. Product efficacy is still best in class as is the management team.
RIP C-00000291*.sys
So my 7/26 $240P is gonna print. Sweet
I don’t know where it will go from here but I was SHOCKED it didn’t go down more on Friday. Easy money for anyone who bought puts.
Going down below $200 per share, remind me in two weeks
New here (sub 100 iq), what is meant by Shrek and belt emoji?
I bought at the first drop and got the fuck out early today. Lost over 2k but at least I didn’t lose a lot more. Ugh
CEO should tell lawmakers to go fuck themselves.. mic drop and walk out
CRWD still up 76.25% this year. They can take it.
52 weeks low is 100, and that my new price target for next 3 months
So probably bottom out around $150 which is where it was at a year ago?
Ah yes, “does tiktok access my wifi” type of questions are upon us again.
He didn’t respond because those calling for him to testify were “Republican members”… They only want to grandstand and talk about issues they have no understanding of 😂😂
Normally I’d buy some shares when something takes a beating like this and ride it back up some. But taking scrutiny from just about every government entity and going before congress, this thing is fucked. 
This is still up 75% in the last 12 months.
This could sink much much lower…in the span of about 6 months I’m guessing. Short term puts are likely not the play from this point but might pay tomorrow
CEO has Covid. hearing gets delayed a week.
Political move during a tense campain. I might buy the dip
My guess would be they tested on an old version of windows.
https://preview.redd.it/obqk47foy5ed1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8abfbad9198e967fa9484c67da26729aaea003
I bought puts. Gonna tank to 250