Tesla going into earnings is not for the feint of heart.
14X8000m on
Holy fuck I might just get bailed out of my TSLA calls. Let’s go! 🚀🚀🚀
cat-from-the-future on
My theory is when Elon starts acting batshit crazy in a vocal way it means TSLA is going to have a strong beat and his cockiness is a signal to that. When he’s quiet I get nervous.
pareofdocks on
Ah yes, the classic “sell your winners and double down on your losers” strategy. Every great investor is well known for doing… the opposite.
cravingcarrot on
Shit, my TSLA puts are toast
makeoutparadise7 on
Crashie Wood taking the last hope of my 235 puts away 
notyourregularninja on
Oh ho. Time to buy tsla
NigerianPrinceClub on
Cathie’s cute though 🤓
bkbikeberd on
Who still giving this degenerate gambler money in 2024?
theverybigapple on
Crwd is fuwcked
Bean_Boozled on
Thank god, I really needed a sign that my TSLA calls were about to print after earnings
conman357 on
Cathie sellin Tesla?? CALLS AHOYY
Sure-Caterpillar-263 on
Not too long ago she was portrayed as the next big thing after Buffett smh
Pitiful_Difficulty_3 on
Even though I don’t like Elon but Cathy just guided us TSLA to the moon
relevant__comment on
I don’t think that’s what they mean when they say “let your winners ride”. Not literally let those Tesla shares ride off into the sunset.
purplecatfishbettie on
it takes ‘balls’ to buy into CRWD right now…
snakeplissken7777 on
Crowdstrike can go lower. She didnt zoom out
Naive_Ad1779 on
This is the signal I am waiting for.
rektefied on
people should know that if cathie buys/sells stocks that work with the us government/big companies then its most likely a winning play, otherwise inverse
VastFreedom7 on
Reverse Wood indicator and you will make some money đź’°
bitemenow999 on
Ah Cathy’s Ark taking in broken and maimed who wouldn’t otherwise survive the flood…
kingoftheoneliners on
Dumbass is already down 15% and lost another 5% in gains.
Clean-Step on
Tesla will be in all times high again
RaidLord509 on
Tesla about to pump so hard too, it’s on a wave 3
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Looks like TSLA to $300
Buy Tesla and sell crowdstrike
Tesla going into earnings is not for the feint of heart.
Holy fuck I might just get bailed out of my TSLA calls. Let’s go! 🚀🚀🚀
My theory is when Elon starts acting batshit crazy in a vocal way it means TSLA is going to have a strong beat and his cockiness is a signal to that. When he’s quiet I get nervous.
Ah yes, the classic “sell your winners and double down on your losers” strategy. Every great investor is well known for doing… the opposite.
Shit, my TSLA puts are toast
Crashie Wood taking the last hope of my 235 puts away 
Oh ho. Time to buy tsla
Cathie’s cute though 🤓
Who still giving this degenerate gambler money in 2024?
Crwd is fuwcked
Thank god, I really needed a sign that my TSLA calls were about to print after earnings
Cathie sellin Tesla?? CALLS AHOYY
Not too long ago she was portrayed as the next big thing after Buffett smh
Even though I don’t like Elon but Cathy just guided us TSLA to the moon
I don’t think that’s what they mean when they say “let your winners ride”. Not literally let those Tesla shares ride off into the sunset.
it takes ‘balls’ to buy into CRWD right now…
Crowdstrike can go lower. She didnt zoom out
This is the signal I am waiting for.
people should know that if cathie buys/sells stocks that work with the us government/big companies then its most likely a winning play, otherwise inverse
Reverse Wood indicator and you will make some money đź’°
Ah Cathy’s Ark taking in broken and maimed who wouldn’t otherwise survive the flood…
Dumbass is already down 15% and lost another 5% in gains.
Tesla will be in all times high again
Tesla about to pump so hard too, it’s on a wave 3
Actually going to inverse this tomorrow