Rip this guys ego, congress will tear him apart verbally.
Optionzdegen on
My puts are printing nicely 
hamiltonisoverrat3d on
Prepare for 100 questions on how the internet works. The majority of these tech CEOs grilling are like the time you explained to your grandparent the CD ROM drive of their desktop tower at home they bought to play solitaire is in fact not a drink holder.
TheCuttyBrown on
When is the meeting??
EatBaconDaily on
So buy now or wait till we get closer to the hearing?
Next_Breadfruit_1090 on
This will go down more before it goes up again. It’s going to follow Netflix stock in 2012 when announce price hikes, and then the stock took a dive 77%. The difference between Netflix and crowdstrike is that crowdstrike had a gobal outage causing people damage. Netflix however try to raise prices but people pulled the plug before they can charge. Either way it was gobal damage to both companies. 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
HezronCarver on
Just wait for the lawsuits from every business impacted, plus the inevitable class actions.
Be careful, there’s a pre market pump that leads to a probable dump at market open. Too much resistance above. Probably hedge funds and ceos trying to recoup losses. This isn’t advice, but i’m selling and buying puts.
ulumulu23 on
Gonna be another partisan nothing burger 
100000000000 on
I’m sure the 3 people in congress with some understanding of the subject will have words.
Lelouch25 on
Sir… what is an internet? 🛜
Lord-ShniggleHorse on
Is he really obligated to testify to congress?? Seems odd and way too recent as the outage only happened less than a week ago…suuuuuuuper fishy
HugeSwarmOfBees on
> cybersecurity’s firm role
I’m grippin now
WedWealthist on
Funny thing is that these people in congress grilling him won’t have a hot clue what goes on in internet security. They give him a tongue lashing and speak platitudes, then absolutely nothing will happen. 🤡 show
ziggs_ulted_japan on
Rip this guy thinking the stock will go down because of this.
FisherGoneWild on
Literally everyone in congress… NO Degree in computer science… trying to argue a software update with software engineers and attempt to understand the problem.
ApeTogetherStrong143 on
bad news, yes, I was about to buy puts, but….. CRWD is up +$8, +3%
skipper_me_loop on
This is going to go about as well as the lady from the Secret Service.
Dry_Juggernaut5475 on
“Mr. Kartz why people couldn’t open their windows last Friday? Does the internet require fresh air to function?”
“Mr. Kurzen, who is this crowd that your company wish to strike?”
“Mr. Kar, this happened because of tiktok? Are you chinese Mr. George?”
Yeah, I don’t think the hearing will have any real impact because the questions will not be able to trigger any pertinent responses that can move the price further down or up for that matter.
Old-Writing-916 on
Crowdstrikes brand is dead
zethuz on
The company has no business to be in this sensitive business if they can’t even test their products properly. The negative effects they are having on all the common folks all over is reprehensible
robmafia on
from thinking that guam’s going to tip over and capsize to claiming to invent the internet, which also is a system of tubes (and heat seeking bullets, shoulder thing that goes up, etc and etc)… our govt is clearly well regarded, so i’m not sure this will deliver the kind of fireworks you think.
GodsMistake777 on
Why has Crowdstrike allowed my grandchildren to block me on Facebook?
Putrid_Pollution3455 on
Must have went ok
CrowdGoesWildWoooo on
Nice, another new sketch on congressmen pretending to understand technology
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Rip this guys ego, congress will tear him apart verbally.
My puts are printing nicely 
Prepare for 100 questions on how the internet works. The majority of these tech CEOs grilling are like the time you explained to your grandparent the CD ROM drive of their desktop tower at home they bought to play solitaire is in fact not a drink holder.
When is the meeting??
So buy now or wait till we get closer to the hearing?
This will go down more before it goes up again. It’s going to follow Netflix stock in 2012 when announce price hikes, and then the stock took a dive 77%. The difference between Netflix and crowdstrike is that crowdstrike had a gobal outage causing people damage. Netflix however try to raise prices but people pulled the plug before they can charge. Either way it was gobal damage to both companies. 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
Just wait for the lawsuits from every business impacted, plus the inevitable class actions.
https://preview.redd.it/ea99kp75s9ed1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc14d9feec6fb6d2ff4a89f2115c282304e7d50
Be careful, there’s a pre market pump that leads to a probable dump at market open. Too much resistance above. Probably hedge funds and ceos trying to recoup losses. This isn’t advice, but i’m selling and buying puts.
Gonna be another partisan nothing burger 
I’m sure the 3 people in congress with some understanding of the subject will have words.
Sir… what is an internet? 🛜
Is he really obligated to testify to congress?? Seems odd and way too recent as the outage only happened less than a week ago…suuuuuuuper fishy
> cybersecurity’s firm role
I’m grippin now
Funny thing is that these people in congress grilling him won’t have a hot clue what goes on in internet security. They give him a tongue lashing and speak platitudes, then absolutely nothing will happen. 🤡 show
Rip this guy thinking the stock will go down because of this.
Literally everyone in congress… NO Degree in computer science… trying to argue a software update with software engineers and attempt to understand the problem.
bad news, yes, I was about to buy puts, but….. CRWD is up +$8, +3%
This is going to go about as well as the lady from the Secret Service.
“Mr. Kartz why people couldn’t open their windows last Friday? Does the internet require fresh air to function?”
“Mr. Kurzen, who is this crowd that your company wish to strike?”
“Mr. Kar, this happened because of tiktok? Are you chinese Mr. George?”
Yeah, I don’t think the hearing will have any real impact because the questions will not be able to trigger any pertinent responses that can move the price further down or up for that matter.
Crowdstrikes brand is dead
The company has no business to be in this sensitive business if they can’t even test their products properly. The negative effects they are having on all the common folks all over is reprehensible
from thinking that guam’s going to tip over and capsize to claiming to invent the internet, which also is a system of tubes (and heat seeking bullets, shoulder thing that goes up, etc and etc)… our govt is clearly well regarded, so i’m not sure this will deliver the kind of fireworks you think.
Why has Crowdstrike allowed my grandchildren to block me on Facebook?
Must have went ok
Nice, another new sketch on congressmen pretending to understand technology