Hi guys,
I just put all of our assets to NVDA and AMD calls. She did not know about it now.
Hope it can be print just like mommy Nancy, otherwise my wife will leaves me and come to her boyfriend cuckold me hardly. I don’t want that, I love her.
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Posted by RareRub349
26 Comments
She’s already packing n booking flights bhind ur back 
!remindme 10 days
That’s not a YOLO these are 1/2 – 1 year out
she has got her boyfriend on speed dial.
best of luck buddy.
Far enough in the money and leaps I think you should be fine. Theta decay is going to kick your ass if this trades sideways.
Canadian? 
Don’t worry. Your wife will not leave you until Jan 2025. After that her boyfriend will decide.
You’re cooked. At least she cant get half
As soon as I saw Advanced Money Destroyer I knew it was over 
Worst case is that she doesn’t leave after it goes tit’s up
She’ll leave you over your grammar.
Only two scenarios:  or 
I have the same holding except not YOLO and a lot less contracts.
Yes 
Your wife is definitely leaving you
You’re a piece of shit to do this to your family.
Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Yeeeees.
If she doesn’t I’ll be impressed
This is how dumb I imagine most of the people are in WSB
Put my fries in the bag bro
Account history seems totally legit on this one
So 5% chance to double your money, 10% chance to make a little. 10% chance to break even. 75% chance to lose money.
Truly regarded.
Someone link the Wendy’s application
Am I missing something or are all of these ITM calls?
I think you’re good.
These aren’t even that risky