Where can u see earnings reports right after they happen
Suitable-Gas-7979 on
GOOG a lil confused be he got the spirit
Loud-Poetry-3351 on
AHHHHH IM GONNA GOOG
heretoread8 on
GOOG gonna end up up 1%
TSLA gonna end up down 1%
or vice versa
RIP both bols n bers
thatfunkjawn on
Jesus Christ Google makes so much money – all on guidance but those are good numbers for Cloud with Advertising in flux.
Overlord335786 on
Tesla 
ArtourTheBabyrage on
Put it on the line!
RiverboatRingo on
!banbet GOOGL 160 1d
Mister_Lonely_ on
have tesla or google reported yet?
jmc774 on
Ber and bol both fucked. Orgy behind the dumpster tonight 
romt_25 on
TESLA Earnings
EPS of $0.52 missing expectations of $0.62
Revenue of $25.5B beating expectations of $24.7B
Crypto_naut_ on
market not moving lol
dontslambro on
Well GOOG really tweaking
bullrfuk on
SPY flat for the next 10 years
RandomGuyNamedChris on
“Cryptocurrencies fall on day 1 of ether ETFs as Mt. Gox moves more bitcoin to creditors” – CNBC
Happy-Ad6857 on
Crazy watching goog jump from 182 to 186 back and forth
Zealousideal_Aide_28 on
if u post 99 or more times here in one trading day u probably lost alot of money 
QPRCHOC on
Google with a nice beat there it seems. If price doesn’t go up I’ll load up on shares tomorrow.
WorkingCorrect1062 on
So it was a nothing burger event
Consistent_Duty_4727 on
Uh-oh, get ready for NVDA to tank, it closed under $123 again, you know what that means, bull trap sprung. Permabulls, get ready to get shat on, I’m so sorry.
stonkguru42069 on
-20% on Tesla? I think so
the_next_core on
Gonna be double flat earnings but both companies say AI so many times that NVDA moons
jzyf0505 on
So nervous now
mistaowen on
beat across the board by Google (as usual) and its of course flat. fucking insane how this stock reacts every earnings, genuine coin flip while they make the GDP of countries every quarter and beat/raise.
thelundyy on
Rip to literally anyone that touched earnings today
Which one of you regards panic sold GOOG after close but before the earnings?
highlythomas on
Noooooooo I close Tesla puts for 15% gain 
NotMe357 on
Looks like Elon didn’t suck Trump’s dick enough lol
BarkDogeman on
Can someone explain why/how these candles are moving back in forth so massively? Like i would love to actually learn more about this. Is is just the hedge funds trying to fake people out by buying and selling massive quantities over and over…? Is it just an algorithm thing to stop people from trying to predict ER?
lipmanz on
GOOGL 190 tonight?
RagingBearBull on
My trade was based on TSLA move +13% up.
This may not be a good day, and tomorrow may be worse
chasing_losses on
All the mag 7 are acting like it’s their own earnings day. Algos having fits.
goldenlamp on
20 cent dividend lol
yushey__ on
Thank god I sold covered callls on google.
ListerineInMyPeehole on
EPS of $0.52 missing expectations of $0.62
Revenue of $25.5B beating expectations of $24.7B
whitewashedsyrian on
Tesla with the huge miss lmaoooooo
BlackAdder7 on
This price action is crazy 
onionrings_cheese on
Bulls and bears shook on Tesla 😭
Financial-Offer6464 on
Spy randomly shot down and my puts went 4x for half a second. Wtf
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Where can u see earnings reports right after they happen
GOOG a lil confused be he got the spirit
AHHHHH IM GONNA GOOG
GOOG gonna end up up 1%
TSLA gonna end up down 1%
or vice versa
RIP both bols n bers
Jesus Christ Google makes so much money – all on guidance but those are good numbers for Cloud with Advertising in flux.
Tesla 
Put it on the line!
!banbet GOOGL 160 1d
have tesla or google reported yet?
Ber and bol both fucked. Orgy behind the dumpster tonight 
TESLA Earnings
EPS of $0.52 missing expectations of $0.62
Revenue of $25.5B beating expectations of $24.7B
market not moving lol
Well GOOG really tweaking
SPY flat for the next 10 years
“Cryptocurrencies fall on day 1 of ether ETFs as Mt. Gox moves more bitcoin to creditors” – CNBC
Crazy watching goog jump from 182 to 186 back and forth
if u post 99 or more times here in one trading day u probably lost alot of money 
Google with a nice beat there it seems. If price doesn’t go up I’ll load up on shares tomorrow.
So it was a nothing burger event
Uh-oh, get ready for NVDA to tank, it closed under $123 again, you know what that means, bull trap sprung. Permabulls, get ready to get shat on, I’m so sorry.
-20% on Tesla? I think so
Gonna be double flat earnings but both companies say AI so many times that NVDA moons
So nervous now
beat across the board by Google (as usual) and its of course flat. fucking insane how this stock reacts every earnings, genuine coin flip while they make the GDP of countries every quarter and beat/raise.
Rip to literally anyone that touched earnings today
What kind of ratard plays earnings?
BYE BYE ELMOTARDS 
TSLA went broke trying to be anti-woke
Which one of you regards panic sold GOOG after close but before the earnings?
Noooooooo I close Tesla puts for 15% gain 
Looks like Elon didn’t suck Trump’s dick enough lol
Can someone explain why/how these candles are moving back in forth so massively? Like i would love to actually learn more about this. Is is just the hedge funds trying to fake people out by buying and selling massive quantities over and over…? Is it just an algorithm thing to stop people from trying to predict ER?
GOOGL 190 tonight?
My trade was based on TSLA move +13% up.
This may not be a good day, and tomorrow may be worse
All the mag 7 are acting like it’s their own earnings day. Algos having fits.
20 cent dividend lol
Thank god I sold covered callls on google.
EPS of $0.52 missing expectations of $0.62
Revenue of $25.5B beating expectations of $24.7B
Tesla with the huge miss lmaoooooo
This price action is crazy 
Bulls and bears shook on Tesla 😭
Spy randomly shot down and my puts went 4x for half a second. Wtf