I wish CEOs would walk out during earnings like they’re a part of a Rammstein show looking to pump shit instead of being obvious ’tists.
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They gone run nvda down bc all them expiring weeklies at 115-120 but imma sit back and hold these shares like gollum you mm fucks 
I-ProGamer-I on
Is there an etf for corn-related stocks? Like a SOXL for mstr, Mara, coin etc?
GordoPepe on
Toyota $TM posts 17% increase in Q1 profit and still dips lmao
Jelly__Rogers on
Good morning to everyone except bears ☕️
Frozen_Shades on
Hey Reddit are you from Ireland cause my comments be Dublin.
deepFnButthole on
DIE NVDA! DIE!DIE!DIE!
Redsirr on
Have GOOG and AAPL puts expiring tomorrow. I’m so sad
Watermelon_Permit58 on
After my portfolio 20x in future, ima remember lots of failures and many times I lost lots of money and it won’t matter cuz portfolio 20x end of day
HeiPando on
CVNA up 13% fucking lol….
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Anyone who double posts is regarded
spingdingdowning on
MRNA getting hammered
Beginning_Sentence69 on
Meta 500c for this week is IV crushed right?
TimeOnTargetKilo on
Anyone getting puts at open? Kinda debating amd
FML712 on
I’m curious if some people here make throw away accounts to play gay bers 
SeveralFigure6939 on
I love it when you piss into a piss jug and your stream hitting the bottom of the jug makes a sound deep enough to make your dick sound 6in (15cm for Europoors) bigger than it is. 
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I wish CEOs would walk out during earnings like they’re a part of a Rammstein show looking to pump shit instead of being obvious ’tists.
They gone run nvda down bc all them expiring weeklies at 115-120 but imma sit back and hold these shares like gollum you mm fucks 
Is there an etf for corn-related stocks? Like a SOXL for mstr, Mara, coin etc?
Toyota $TM posts 17% increase in Q1 profit and still dips lmao
Good morning to everyone except bears ☕️
Hey Reddit are you from Ireland cause my comments be Dublin.
DIE NVDA! DIE!DIE!DIE!
Have GOOG and AAPL puts expiring tomorrow. I’m so sad
After my portfolio 20x in future, ima remember lots of failures and many times I lost lots of money and it won’t matter cuz portfolio 20x end of day
CVNA up 13% fucking lol….
Anyone who double posts is regarded
MRNA getting hammered
Meta 500c for this week is IV crushed right?
Anyone getting puts at open? Kinda debating amd
I’m curious if some people here make throw away accounts to play gay bers 
I love it when you piss into a piss jug and your stream hitting the bottom of the jug makes a sound deep enough to make your dick sound 6in (15cm for Europoors) bigger than it is. 
BTC to [
A good AAPL day would be nice.
Middle East is getting more spicy
Powell not cutting
Layoffs continuing
 
My friend bought MRNA. Thats when I knew
Long LINE
Is everyone here buying the top?
That X got him thinking he was DMX 🙄
CROX?
Seems kind of dead in here lol
All you fucking idiots were crying a few hours ago? What happened
IV was my first crush in elementary school.
Who knew she could fuck me this many times?
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SQ reporting today. Hoping for something bigger than PayPal.
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HEADED TO MCDONLADS THEN GAY WORK
Green apple a day keeps the 🌈 🐻 away
Met a guy named Yves and now I can’t stop running into that name everywhere.