I just had something that was tangy and oily (in a good way) yum
n8isgr888 on
Balls deep in 556c 8/16 hoping for a miracle
James_E_Rustle on
Remember when there was literally banks collapsing and the stonk market’s response was to pump even harder? Pepperidge farm remembers 
Outrageous-Lab2721 on
Some tech stocks are like 40-50% down and it feels like we’re just getting started.
Bulky_Negotiation850 on
I love days like this.
Napalm in the morning.
Active_Finish2316 on
Welp guys today was the day I’ve decided to take a break from trading lost so much money this and last week, put myself in a bad situation. I’ll keep in touch with chat but im done for a couple months
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/TheTurkishThing made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **2 hours** when it was 531.688 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
I keep depositing 1k and playing short term options until I lose it all. This is my 4th try. Last three times I made it to 5k before going tits up. I am at 4k right now.
DrexlSpiveySR on
I can hold this bag all day.
may344 on
Iran this weekend going to do something or nah 
KyleNoThumbs319 on
Petition to get Walgreens to sell affordable rope ?
Dear-Bet7063 on
I am down 35k in the past month
Would take me over 10 years to deduct from ordinary income so I guess I need to make it back before end of the year
-Indictment- on
In other news, the mailman is about to get here with my syringe of Golden Teacher mushrooms. I will begin growing them and microdosing to hopefully improve my mental health.
Commercial_Method278 on
Imagine how dumb you have to be to be bull rn 
triplem49 on
What’s up with the premiums for Monday spy calls? I just loaded on 545 .19cents!
RedditGendi on
Gamble your fun money, if you want.
But I hope y’all at least added a little to your retirement accounts today.
Don’t say market never gives you deals ever.
WeStillDoUsernames on
Spy to 520 on Monday 
_Zap_Rowsdower_ on
I feel like it’s not over for intc. Shit still has room to go down.
derprondo on
The lady in charge at Logitech is a complete joke. I don’t know when to buy puts, but trust me she’s going to ruin this company eventually.
EuphoricWizard on
Canceled Crunchyroll sub. Fuk U Japan
SpongEWorTHiebOb on
This is only the beginning. NVDA still has plenty to drop.
kemar7856 on
Pos can’t even stay green after hours
donfonz on
arent we right in line with the plan that the fed layed out? Why everyone freaking out about slowed consumer spending and jobs when this is what we planned for?
may344 on
Who ever keeps buying ups needs to fuk off I want 120 so I don’t lose my bet 
RamenLife_ on
I have been a 🐻 for a “while” 
Unfortunately “while” is from July 2022 
SilkyThighs on
Buy QCOM at this price. For real.
James_E_Rustle on
Tom Lee: “Here’s why recessions and inflation are actually bullish”
drempaz on
I suppose now is the time I switch teams to buying obscenely otm puts
bleeeeghh on
Does the netflix chart look like it wants to fall off a cliff to you?
vics80 on
3 vs 3 basketball, every shot is going clank, what is this lol
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Bullish on über someone tell me why I’m stupid
I just had something that was tangy and oily (in a good way) yum
Balls deep in 556c 8/16 hoping for a miracle
Remember when there was literally banks collapsing and the stonk market’s response was to pump even harder? Pepperidge farm remembers 
Some tech stocks are like 40-50% down and it feels like we’re just getting started.
I love days like this.
Napalm in the morning.
Welp guys today was the day I’ve decided to take a break from trading lost so much money this and last week, put myself in a bad situation. I’ll keep in touch with chat but im done for a couple months
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/TheTurkishThing made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 within **2 hours** when it was 531.688 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
I keep depositing 1k and playing short term options until I lose it all. This is my 4th try. Last three times I made it to 5k before going tits up. I am at 4k right now.
I can hold this bag all day.
Iran this weekend going to do something or nah 
Petition to get Walgreens to sell affordable rope ?
I am down 35k in the past month
Would take me over 10 years to deduct from ordinary income so I guess I need to make it back before end of the year
In other news, the mailman is about to get here with my syringe of Golden Teacher mushrooms. I will begin growing them and microdosing to hopefully improve my mental health.
Imagine how dumb you have to be to be bull rn 
What’s up with the premiums for Monday spy calls? I just loaded on 545 .19cents!
Gamble your fun money, if you want.
But I hope y’all at least added a little to your retirement accounts today.
Don’t say market never gives you deals ever.
Spy to 520 on Monday 
I feel like it’s not over for intc. Shit still has room to go down.
The lady in charge at Logitech is a complete joke. I don’t know when to buy puts, but trust me she’s going to ruin this company eventually.
Canceled Crunchyroll sub. Fuk U Japan
This is only the beginning. NVDA still has plenty to drop.
Pos can’t even stay green after hours
arent we right in line with the plan that the fed layed out? Why everyone freaking out about slowed consumer spending and jobs when this is what we planned for?
Who ever keeps buying ups needs to fuk off I want 120 so I don’t lose my bet 
I have been a 🐻 for a “while” 
Unfortunately “while” is from July 2022 
Buy QCOM at this price. For real.
Tom Lee: “Here’s why recessions and inflation are actually bullish”
I suppose now is the time I switch teams to buying obscenely otm puts
Does the netflix chart look like it wants to fall off a cliff to you?
3 vs 3 basketball, every shot is going clank, what is this lol