What’s interesting is that stocks that depend on interest rates, like mortgage companies are on a rise.
__D__a__n__i__e__l__ on
Wow and Apple is up
B3ebe on
He is going to hit Intel. Sorry Grandma.
NPC-4 on
oh no, fake numbers on the screen that go up and down are going down
BtcKing1111 on
France mocks Jesus at the last supper in the opening ceremony of the olympics.
A week later the world economy is crashing.
Coincidence?
pwnedass on
Back to 400’s please
hyndsightis2020 on
It’s the worst day so far
Hainoob12 on
Considering buying spy puts on Monday so market flips. Not sure if y’all are worth the sacrifice though.
Shinyaku88 on
Buy the dip
superogc on
% wise was it even that big?
jmtl01 on
SOLDIERS WE BUY THE DIP
cmorris1234 on
J. Powell on the job
Don1AskWho on
Ozempics
PU_EVIG_REVEN on
Dammit! I was clueless for months about the stock market. Logged in yesterday in Robinhood for a few seconds to buy some HOOD then logged out. Next thing I know I automatically lost 11% wtf. Perfect timing like always. Even with no news to drive my decision. I’m not freaking selling!
BadFinancialAdvice_ on
I don’t look at the news. What does good old JP have to do with it?
zztop610 on
How much are handjobs at Wendy’s dumpster going for these days?
imnotokayandthatso-k on
Incidentally the 2020 covid pandemic crash was the best time to buy more stock lol
TheMaskedMuslim on
Man I bought 100k worth of stocks for the first time in my life July 31, and then this happens. Big regard moment
TarnishedEM on
You dumb fucking melon heads. Unless you’re 60 and near retirement, this is what you want. I’m 40 and wealthy and would love to see a 10% pullback so I can shovel more cash in. Fuck, maybe id take a loan just to have more liquid cash if the rates were low. While your goons were selling in 2020, I was buying more. When you sold like a regard in 2022, I bought more. “This time is differenttttttt.” No it’s never different you sack of shit. Buy more you stupid cucks
EatinTendieS on
I love this shit! 2026 leaps screaming my name
sunplaysbass on
All going to Apple
CatalinaClydesdale on
It’s because after 2 years of shorting I finally went long on Tuesday. Sorry guys.
Mefreh on
Well I bought Apple with my fun fund so at least 5% of my portfolio is green.
I keep telling people, I want the market to be in the toilet until the day that I need my money back. I’m going to buy as much as I can while it’s down.
ScucciMane on
Is that a green aapl and amd I see there?
SHORT
fragydig529 on
Right now is the absolute perfect time up raise your contributions to your 401k
Normal-Librarian2638 on
Nothing has been wiped out. The money doesn’t just disappear. What are you talking about?
Casper-_-00B on
Apple is green.
bdh2067 on
A. It actually wasn’t the worst day since 2020. It’s the worst day since 2023.
B. The nasdaq is up 11% for the year. SPY is up 12%
C. You can make money in down markets too, ya know?
Sad-Side-8704 on
I bought qqq calls on Friday 😟
yellowmamba221 on
Rate cuts overdue.
CryptosianTraveler on
Just the way the globalists want it.
DerpDerpDerp78910 on
I think everyone is eyeing up intel for a massive rise in the next 18-24 months.
Seems too obvious for my liking though. It’s a trap.
Due_Cheetah_377 on
Spy still up 13% YTD but drops barely 2% and it’s a a “crash”.
The fuck you guys are gonna do when we see a real crash?
Sea-Ebb-3956 on
So what should I buy then
OB1KENOB on
Buffett be like “Hmmmm, why is Apple still green? Maybe I’ll sell half my stake. That’ll do it”
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What’s interesting is that stocks that depend on interest rates, like mortgage companies are on a rise.
Wow and Apple is up
He is going to hit Intel. Sorry Grandma.
oh no, fake numbers on the screen that go up and down are going down
France mocks Jesus at the last supper in the opening ceremony of the olympics.
A week later the world economy is crashing.
Coincidence?
Back to 400’s please
It’s the worst day so far
Considering buying spy puts on Monday so market flips. Not sure if y’all are worth the sacrifice though.
Buy the dip
% wise was it even that big?
SOLDIERS WE BUY THE DIP
J. Powell on the job
Ozempics
Dammit! I was clueless for months about the stock market. Logged in yesterday in Robinhood for a few seconds to buy some HOOD then logged out. Next thing I know I automatically lost 11% wtf. Perfect timing like always. Even with no news to drive my decision. I’m not freaking selling!
I don’t look at the news. What does good old JP have to do with it?
How much are handjobs at Wendy’s dumpster going for these days?
Incidentally the 2020 covid pandemic crash was the best time to buy more stock lol
Man I bought 100k worth of stocks for the first time in my life July 31, and then this happens. Big regard moment
You dumb fucking melon heads. Unless you’re 60 and near retirement, this is what you want. I’m 40 and wealthy and would love to see a 10% pullback so I can shovel more cash in. Fuck, maybe id take a loan just to have more liquid cash if the rates were low. While your goons were selling in 2020, I was buying more. When you sold like a regard in 2022, I bought more. “This time is differenttttttt.” No it’s never different you sack of shit. Buy more you stupid cucks
I love this shit! 2026 leaps screaming my name
All going to Apple
It’s because after 2 years of shorting I finally went long on Tuesday. Sorry guys.
Well I bought Apple with my fun fund so at least 5% of my portfolio is green.
Well 2.9 trillion was just paper loss..
How much did they pumped ?
As it was is at it will be again.
Recessions beget wars.
Wars beget drones.
Drones beget orders of GPUs.
GPUs beget sweet tendies.
I keep telling people, I want the market to be in the toilet until the day that I need my money back. I’m going to buy as much as I can while it’s down.
Is that a green aapl and amd I see there?
SHORT
Right now is the absolute perfect time up raise your contributions to your 401k
Nothing has been wiped out. The money doesn’t just disappear. What are you talking about?
Apple is green.
A. It actually wasn’t the worst day since 2020. It’s the worst day since 2023.
B. The nasdaq is up 11% for the year. SPY is up 12%
C. You can make money in down markets too, ya know?
I bought qqq calls on Friday 😟
Rate cuts overdue.
Just the way the globalists want it.
I think everyone is eyeing up intel for a massive rise in the next 18-24 months.
Seems too obvious for my liking though. It’s a trap.
Spy still up 13% YTD but drops barely 2% and it’s a a “crash”.
The fuck you guys are gonna do when we see a real crash?
So what should I buy then
Buffett be like “Hmmmm, why is Apple still green? Maybe I’ll sell half my stake. That’ll do it”