I would just like to apologize to everyone. Every time I buy a stock, it crashes within a week. I finally said I'm done with dealing with that inevitability so last week I bought a few ETFs. Since the stock market couldn't punish me by just forcing one stock to tank, it apparently caused the entire stock market to crash, so that my ETFs would also crash.
I'm very sorry.
Posted by tannels
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hello USA? found the economic terrorist right here
Thank you I conducted my first trade in years and doubled down on rivian puts, wish I went with dell
Brought NVDA Friday, ending up in a wheel chair from getting fucked.
Thank u for your honesty and service
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My Reddit puts are looking spicy 🔥🔥🔥
Whew . . . Thought I did that. Neville Goddard tapes backfired or something.
Looks like i have found my twin in usa. Everytime i buy a stock in turkish stock market, we end up endless crisis. Everytime i dont have stock, market just casually makes %50-2x gains.Â
I bought a stock option in friday after stayin away for months. Looks like my beloved country is about to declare war on Israel soon. Lol.
Same We can share the responsibility
Let us know beforehand next time.
I did the same, all ETF and right after I bought it fuckin crashes. I ve been unlucky since I was born
Apology NOT accepted. I’ve been trading a few months and was doing well until you started buying ETFs. This is all your fault.
This fuckin guy. Wait, should I care? I’m too poor to have investments.
This guy right here
U are just like me lol
I don’t feel you are being honest here.
Otherwise you’d just sell it all come market open
Why don’t you buy some puts asshole
Did you buy Japanese stocks?
I’m like 90% spy and voo and somehow breakeven for since 2020 without even selling.
Give me a refund and we will call it even.
I bought one spy 537c before close Friday. You’re welcome
I sold the majority of my holdings like 90% on Thursday wow. I didn’t think it would get this bad I just wasn’t happy with the chop but man great market timing on my end
Don’t worry, folks. I am here to save the economy. Me and my cat are buying puts. Green confirmed!