pls post losses when mkt opens. Thank you
currently down by one chromosome and $800 1200
edit: i forgot i have two other portfolios, we fucked
edit2: UVXY hit 55. congrats to that regard with 55c
edit3: Spy to 500 or nah?
edit: correct US number is 988
edit4: let's go barbie, let's go party
edit: can't login to my adult brokerages; they're down…. Robinhood running strong
Suicide prevention hotline – Dial 998
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Posted by Softspokenclark
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Finna go all in on sum random company
All in on DKNG, NVDA, and HOOD at open
I would call but Verizon won’t let me make those now that I can’t pay them
Remember the most important thing you can diamond hand is your life. Health and well being come first money can always be won and lost.
Damm is that bad out there?
God I wish I was down just $800
*I’ll never forgive the japanese*
Time for you to be put into a mental asylum and diagnose you as a fellow regardd
988 In Canada, reach out
When suicide prevention lines start getting posted, usually that indicates the bottom is in.
I did puts of various strikes and dates on JPM, once they sell off and report the losses on their someodd 5 trillion of risky investments the stock could tank well below 100$. But thats just my theory, don’t take my word for it.
Suggest me some bear etfs
Im down $3500 and stuffing my face with cake
Those are rookie numbers! 
– 10k right now, bit dont worry the time to buy is coming soon
You know it’s going to be bad when the number gets posted lucky for me I lost everything last year 😂
I heard if you delete robinhood, you get your money back
-1200 since I woke up. 08001110111 is the hotline For Germany.
I am going back to good old slots and blackjack 
Instead of losing money on options, lets all meet in tokyo this week🗿
-$60000 🤢🤮
See you all in a couple hours
dude i started investing some money like 2 months ago, and now everything is fucking dying what is happening
“hello, I am about to go out because of stock crush”
“dont worry, I lost 4 figures at morning too, its just a money, at least you not the guy who dumped 700k of his nuna savings into intel”
“no, its literaly me”
“… can I sujest a good rope seller to you?”
-£10k wake me up when things get better 
!RemindMe 1 year
Is Wendy’s hiring?
The elites got word they’re putting kamala in.
I ain’t selling shit. This is my favourite part of the roller coaster ride.
https://preview.redd.it/w367ku4a4ugd1.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ef0db6436bc53ad025e54a024b95c965ce0b274
This sub is so funny
Might post loss porn later, but I’m down 33k this week. All in stocks so I’m not too worried. I’m not happy, but I’m not suicidal either
The advantage of diversification is seeing multiple lines of blood red numbers in the account.