okay now buy some calls. You still have 3700 you need to lose
Iamdogfood on
I see you still have a lot left in the tank. Did the US give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
joemacross on
worst decison you made. So far
autism-throwaway85 on
Sell and do calls
Do iiiiiiittt
Dull_Broccoli1637 on
Worst decision you ever made, yet 
Odd-Badger-9637 on
Go big
Nachoandcheesedip on
Welcome
Neyo_708 on
Worst decision made so far
planteater65 on
Why would you buy PUTS at open after a ridiculous overnight sell-off….. that’s on you not the sub….
BIGPOTHEAD on
Worst decision SO FAR
Greasemonkey213 on
First time?
your supposed to inverse all WSB plays 
CartmanAndCartman on
This sub just made you take out your inner feelings.
Jeffersness on
Worst mistake so far… there is time for worse.
Gig-a-bit on
Well in that case, every decision you make moving forward will be a win! 🏆
plasticAstro on
Fell into the bear trap
Loightsout on
Dude. You don’t buy puts on open when futures are already down by this much.
You can buy puts today for tomorrow but not like this man.
Always_be_closing99 on
Time to double down
Xelbiuj on
Why do you equate joining this sub, with your own degen decisions on the market?
Illustrious_Hotel527 on
You should change your account to Schwab so that you won’t have access to it..
wtfsamurai on
You should ask to speak to a manager 
Traditional_Grand837 on
3700 more to go
TimJC81 on
try hitting up grandma for 9k that will get you back to even
stillpractising on
Nice, I’m not the only one who full ported and lost money on puts
nonamer212 on
Just have some goddamn faith!
Schillbaer on
Worst decision until today
Joe_Early_MD on
You are only down 70%? What are you whining about?
SituationHappy on
I’m in this sub. Just don’t listen to anything anyone says. They’re all regards. Some are lucky, most lose the house.
lostfinancialsoul on
op takes on near unlimited risk and blames the sub 
No-Nectarine-1405 on
This was just your initiation ritual, wait until you lose BIG timeemote:t5_2th52:4271
hash303 on
Worst decision you’ve ever made so far
Accomplished_Ease926 on
Literally no one said to buy outs at open🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ if you asked most people they would don’t. There’s a really good chance that the market was going to start of with a really big dip and then slowly increase through the rest of the day.
TreeEven2890 on
You didn’t actually take the advice from us did you? 
C_Pala on
this is the “should I quit my day job to be a FT Trader” guy. I think you got an answer back then that basically said : NO
Why covet such an awful job ?
No-Obligation7435 on
You’re supposed to join this sub for the lols, not for advice… Tsk tsk
alwayslookingout on
You’ve posted 4 loss threads in the last 30 days. At this point stop blaming r/WSB. You just suck at options.
MisterDegenerate1 on
You used 75% of your account on a gamble ……. Why ? I assume they also end this week?
Ancient-Chinglish on
oh bro why
IV was way too high
MisterDegenerate1 on
Go small on HIMS calls
kerrykingzgo-T on
Gourd season is right around the corner 
Powerofpuns on
This is the way!
Low_Country793 on
lol buying puts when everything is down this bad is regarded.
KrochKanible on
This sub is really for making yourself feel better after you clusterfuck yourself.
Take me for instance. I should have sold last week. My son told me to. Buffet told me to. He’ll, even Cramer said to buy. But did I sell? No.
But I see today some poor fucking regard, who really should be in a home specializing in degenerates, buying puts at open.
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Try again! One bet away from making millions
okay now buy some calls. You still have 3700 you need to lose
I see you still have a lot left in the tank. Did the US give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
worst decison you made. So far
Sell and do calls
Do iiiiiiittt
Worst decision you ever made, yet 
Go big
Welcome
Worst decision made so far
Why would you buy PUTS at open after a ridiculous overnight sell-off….. that’s on you not the sub….
Worst decision SO FAR
First time?
your supposed to inverse all WSB plays 
This sub just made you take out your inner feelings.
Worst mistake so far… there is time for worse.
Well in that case, every decision you make moving forward will be a win! 🏆
Fell into the bear trap
Dude. You don’t buy puts on open when futures are already down by this much.
You can buy puts today for tomorrow but not like this man.
Time to double down
Why do you equate joining this sub, with your own degen decisions on the market?
You should change your account to Schwab so that you won’t have access to it..
You should ask to speak to a manager 
3700 more to go
try hitting up grandma for 9k that will get you back to even
Nice, I’m not the only one who full ported and lost money on puts
Just have some goddamn faith!
Worst decision until today
You are only down 70%? What are you whining about?
I’m in this sub. Just don’t listen to anything anyone says. They’re all regards. Some are lucky, most lose the house.
op takes on near unlimited risk and blames the sub 
This was just your initiation ritual, wait until you lose BIG timeemote:t5_2th52:4271
Worst decision you’ve ever made so far
Literally no one said to buy outs at open🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ if you asked most people they would don’t. There’s a really good chance that the market was going to start of with a really big dip and then slowly increase through the rest of the day.
You didn’t actually take the advice from us did you? 
this is the “should I quit my day job to be a FT Trader” guy. I think you got an answer back then that basically said : NO
Why covet such an awful job ?
You’re supposed to join this sub for the lols, not for advice… Tsk tsk
You’ve posted 4 loss threads in the last 30 days. At this point stop blaming r/WSB. You just suck at options.
You used 75% of your account on a gamble ……. Why ? I assume they also end this week?
oh bro why
IV was way too high
Go small on HIMS calls
Gourd season is right around the corner 
This is the way!
lol buying puts when everything is down this bad is regarded.
This sub is really for making yourself feel better after you clusterfuck yourself.
Take me for instance. I should have sold last week. My son told me to. Buffet told me to. He’ll, even Cramer said to buy. But did I sell? No.
But I see today some poor fucking regard, who really should be in a home specializing in degenerates, buying puts at open.
HAHAHHAHAHHAA!
Now I feel much better.
At least your apy is boosted to 5.5%
Those are rookie numbers.
https://preview.redd.it/gx4ntnfrhvgd1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b663dc3f08891831d8bd06e678fcf9a934313246
You and me both bro
Lol I love how OP’s first reaction is to blame Reddit. What a true degen 🫡
nana’s revenge
 You still got $3,729.81 to burn.