Alex Karp faced down Grandma’s revenge in his Palantir and saved the day
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Warren Buffet will issue this statement tomorrow:
“Jeez people, I just sold a bit of Apple. it’s not like I carried you out to the deep end of the pool and thew you in. I turn around for one minute and you apes sell everything you own!! Losers!
And yes, I want fries with that. Don’t forget the spoon for the frosty!”
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Is PLTR going to save the stock market? I think it is
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🫵🤡 You bought the fake pump at close again, didn’t you?
$SPY Everyone buying in the AH OMGGG $QQQ
they should just close the market permanently at this point, shit moves more after hours than during market hours. so dumb
Damn. PLTR would have been a really good double down at the lows today. Still happy to see some green.
Bulls “we made 0.5% back BOIS HERE COMES THE COME BACK.”
Checks weekly chart 
I STARTED THIS MORNING -12%, I ENDED THE DAY +8% THANK GOD THANK GOD
Feels like years since I’ve seen green on Amzn
Full ported into puts at open. This market is rigged. Very cool, very legal.
I used all my screen time. Moms taking my phone away
pltr to save the day? 
Nobody here should have moves 😂
Lol if my 535 1dte SPY call gets itm for tomorrow. That would be fucking hilarious
Saving the gap down for tomorrow I guess
Green dildos right at close. Feels a lot like the close on Friday…
4 hours until the japan seppuku market opens
SPY at 520, NVDA at 100, TSLA at 200, all bull traps
SPY
My move is to carry my 600c to the promised land
Alex Karp faced down Grandma’s revenge in his Palantir and saved the day
Warren Buffet will issue this statement tomorrow:
“Jeez people, I just sold a bit of Apple. it’s not like I carried you out to the deep end of the pool and thew you in. I turn around for one minute and you apes sell everything you own!! Losers!
And yes, I want fries with that. Don’t forget the spoon for the frosty!”
Is PLTR going to save the stock market? I think it is
Pltr raised. He’ll yah 
Who got those palantir lottery tickets?
Zoom Info always goes down on earnings
Bulls still haven’t figured out the money printer is still off. 🖨️ 💤
Hims crushed results and is red after being down 25% last week? Weird
Nervously waiting for jp to wake up and fk all my port
“PUTS AT OPEN” – famous last words 
How the fuck is crowdstrike up
how tf doed PLTR do that? the least expected move
Anyone know why the QQQ is pumping aftermarket? What earning came out?
Why pltr mooning
My fellow HIMStards, why aren’t we mooning? 
THANK YOU PALANTIR
My PLTR calls are actually finna print 
Are people for real happy it only went down -3% ? GUH 
Free! Free! Palantir!
Hoping for a massive green rest of the week!