jeff4tech on August 6, 2024 9:01 pm Nice https://preview.redd.it/ue2baundy3hd1.png?width=799&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0fdb47bfadd2f34926d00cde50d1f0d83355179
Commercial_Ease8053 on August 6, 2024 9:02 pm It jumped +70…. And then went -80 all within 15 minutes.
MrCouncilman on August 6, 2024 9:15 pm You can see the exact time the Algos found your post 
Longjumping-Week8761 on August 6, 2024 9:17 pm This is my favorite part of earnings when it’s NOT ME 😭😂😭😂😭
eskhalaf on August 6, 2024 9:18 pm https://preview.redd.it/u4fw85se14hd1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=06872fe7d4fdfd8fe9d6a4caf97ef3e5520d406c 🐻
Ill_Cancel4937 on August 6, 2024 9:22 pm Well you made me feel a lot better about my 3k loss on the 665 call
TapeLegacy on August 6, 2024 9:51 pm You’re supposed to buy puts during a market crash regard https://preview.redd.it/24jzioyf74hd1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70d20f6e2d9a4028cafe8a2f8da6b3b9994eee2 
ILoveThiccBitchez on August 6, 2024 10:01 pm  REKTTTTTT
parsley_lover on August 6, 2024 10:02 pm Your post will be become immortal in WSB like a dinosaur in a tar pit.
5uckmyd1ckb1t4 on August 6, 2024 10:33 pm https://preview.redd.it/k4dkmlsue4hd1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=20643980338f17559f9fc882395ed8eabd8e52eb Grandson???
Dildosmoke69 on August 6, 2024 10:39 pm https://preview.redd.it/nzdr8ulzf4hd1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97300e510971c84df9835c55111f77f72f4ab71
PolarBearLaFlare on August 6, 2024 10:49 pm OP is going to be so fucking pissed when he gets back from celebrating 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
jdakidd13 on August 6, 2024 11:30 pm https://preview.redd.it/zy24wpdzo4hd1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0630c575e996d9ad9e06a754894018a4e491f049
27 Comments
Nice
https://preview.redd.it/ue2baundy3hd1.png?width=799&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0fdb47bfadd2f34926d00cde50d1f0d83355179
Simulate the returns and post what you lost I dare you to
RIP
It jumped +70…. And then went -80 all within 15 minutes.
Should get out before R.I.P
My guy forgot to hit refresh.
62k would have gotten u atleast 300 hookers bro 😎
Cooked in Wendy’s fry oil
You can see the exact time the Algos found your post 
This is my favorite part of earnings when it’s NOT ME 😭😂😭😂😭
https://preview.redd.it/u4fw85se14hd1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=06872fe7d4fdfd8fe9d6a4caf97ef3e5520d406c
🐻
Well you made me feel a lot better about my 3k loss on the 665 call
update us tomorrow
Put the fries in the bag please
This post belongs in r/prematurecelebration
!remindme 16 hours
You’re supposed to buy puts during a market crash regard
https://preview.redd.it/24jzioyf74hd1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70d20f6e2d9a4028cafe8a2f8da6b3b9994eee2
 REKTTTTTT
Your post will be become immortal in WSB like a dinosaur in a tar pit.
Dudes waking up to a 50k loss in the morning
You’re only down $60k so it could be worse
Delete the app homie.
https://preview.redd.it/k4dkmlsue4hd1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=20643980338f17559f9fc882395ed8eabd8e52eb
Grandson???
https://preview.redd.it/nzdr8ulzf4hd1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97300e510971c84df9835c55111f77f72f4ab71
OP is going to be so fucking pissed when he gets back from celebrating 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go to bed early. Your shift starts tomorrow at 6.
https://preview.redd.it/zy24wpdzo4hd1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0630c575e996d9ad9e06a754894018a4e491f049