How? I’m down 30k , was never up even once. Can you lmk the next move 😂😭
ShaggyDogLives on
Meemaw shaking in her boots. Don’t disappoint her my guy
acqz on
Translation:
> I’m back ~~trading 0DTE options on futures in addition to SPY~~*gambling*, went from $1K to $25K on ~~0DTEs~~*lucky plays*. Blew it down to $1K and then ~~made it back~~*lucked out* today
Do you buy it on the previous day? Because intra day volatility isn’t so high.
retr0ctv on
Let us know when you hit $0.00. In my opinion, it won’t be long
Captain_Ahab_Ceely on
Bruh, quit now and never trade options again. We all know you went through the whole “I swear to god if I get back to even stage I’ll never trade again” stage so follow through.
Recent-Match7448 on
Glad to see you back in the casino sir. Have you considered signing up for our players edge points card?
OB1KENOB on
$0.95 in your checking account… I hope that’s not your main bank account, is it?
Shillyshee on
If you turn your phone upside down, that what my app looks like 🙃
NobleSteveDave on
You should probably just lose all your money on the next few plays so we don’t have to keep seeing “hey guys look at me!” Posts from you.
conMCS on
Nice OP while over here and now down -25k down on FROG 🐸 after today’s ER
plaincracker on
Learn about the Kelly Criterion immediately, comrade
Travellump12 on
Well less than one dollar in Schwab checking account. Real regard
gocrazy_gostupid_ on
I almost grabbed 2k worth of otm spy 0dte puts at 10.. would’ve been over 15k 
Traditional_Grand837 on
 degenerate gambler of the year
rioferd888 on
black. red. black red. black. red.
Im_ur_Uncle_ on
You should call your broker and act like these swings are normal just to see their reaction.
“Oh, the swings? It’s just a little volatility.”
BaconMeetsCheese on
Double top, I am gonna open a short position on your situation.
midaxxi21 on
When you trade them do you buy them or sell them?
Justtelf on
Maybe take out 24k and try again.
Or you know… risk it all and inevitably blow up
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LFGGG
What is the next move then mother fucka?
How do I get started?
Not blow it up
What are you trading? Qqq farrr otm?
Made it AGAIN…. NOT BACK
Why aren’t you on think or swim?
How? I’m down 30k , was never up even once. Can you lmk the next move 😂😭
Meemaw shaking in her boots. Don’t disappoint her my guy
Translation:
> I’m back ~~trading 0DTE options on futures in addition to SPY~~*gambling*, went from $1K to $25K on ~~0DTEs~~*lucky plays*. Blew it down to $1K and then ~~made it back~~*lucked out* today
Yuck. Have fun with all those taxes!
https://preview.redd.it/z9j75o37mbhd1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccfde2243b2d50e9f732a31064f305e44d1d32c0
Do you buy it on the previous day? Because intra day volatility isn’t so high.
Let us know when you hit $0.00. In my opinion, it won’t be long
Bruh, quit now and never trade options again. We all know you went through the whole “I swear to god if I get back to even stage I’ll never trade again” stage so follow through.
Glad to see you back in the casino sir. Have you considered signing up for our players edge points card?
$0.95 in your checking account… I hope that’s not your main bank account, is it?
If you turn your phone upside down, that what my app looks like 🙃
You should probably just lose all your money on the next few plays so we don’t have to keep seeing “hey guys look at me!” Posts from you.
Nice OP while over here and now down -25k down on FROG 🐸 after today’s ER
Learn about the Kelly Criterion immediately, comrade
Well less than one dollar in Schwab checking account. Real regard
I almost grabbed 2k worth of otm spy 0dte puts at 10.. would’ve been over 15k 
 degenerate gambler of the year
black. red. black red. black. red.
You should call your broker and act like these swings are normal just to see their reaction.
“Oh, the swings? It’s just a little volatility.”
Double top, I am gonna open a short position on your situation.
When you trade them do you buy them or sell them?
Maybe take out 24k and try again.
Or you know… risk it all and inevitably blow up