Type Atlas robot Boston Dynamics into YouTube if you want to see a robot that can run, jump, throw things and do a backflip. TSLA’s robots are decades behind
Hwangoutpltr on
Ass eating will get you nowhere
PocaMadre69 on
When are jobs due? 8:30? 10?
Final_Historian7309 on
All the companies release earnings in the morning are dog shit 
zaevilbunny38 on
What’s going with BROS ?
WoodsRLovely on
It seems like no matter what economic report or earnings report comes out that the result on the market is unpredictable 🙀
Proof-Savings-1334 on
!banbet SPY -1% 1d
OsamaBinBear69 on
Two cannibals were eating a clown, one says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”.
Suitable-Gas-7979 on
We are gapping up on SPY today bad jobs report is priced in 
Aye_Barboza on
Just coming to terms that I didn’t close out a 2000% position on Tuesday.. then lost another 25% by gambling the day after.. back and ready to trade jobless in the am 
arbys_stripper on
Idk why teachers, special education teachers especially, think they’re so important and deserve more pay. All you have to do to get that job is be smarter than a room of literal tards.
OsamaBinBear69 on
**Daily Reminder**
We are in a **Sell The Rip** environment.
Use spreads to your advantage. Credit spreads for high IV or if you expect a big move up, debit spreads for low IV, or if you expect a big move down.
Specialist_Budget_73 on
I’m early
be_blessed_bruh on
Spy, please do the needful.
ballzstreetwets on
Your calls are safe. I bought puts yesterday.
Blyadhole on
Will we ever see a McDonalds in North Korea?
Fractal-Entity on
!banbet
TrillTron on
Everything is priced in because wall st employs Miss Cleo
ShameMysterious3687 on
Will someone please remind me that futes are fake and gay, because I have SPY puts, and after checking the index futures I am afraid the hard on will never go away.
imCopri on
Got a call- was told jobless claims would be 245k
iLife87 on
If you guys find my money today please return it
Final_Historian7309 on
Data dog released or nah?
H_o on
will be flat today & tomorrow, HFs will let their theta expire worthless tomorrow night, and monday will be mayhem
BeerMoney069 on
TSLA PUTS, time to make some MONEY!
iLife87 on
Why is buying puts so much more scary than buying calls
AWearyMansUtopia on
still deep in puts. no way they’re going to let me win again today. predict a rally at open.
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Strong-Director9805 made a bet that NVDA would go to 96.0 within **1 day** when it was 103.82 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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Green today (but I’m not gonna put money on it)
Type Atlas robot Boston Dynamics into YouTube if you want to see a robot that can run, jump, throw things and do a backflip. TSLA’s robots are decades behind
Ass eating will get you nowhere
When are jobs due? 8:30? 10?
All the companies release earnings in the morning are dog shit 
What’s going with BROS ?
It seems like no matter what economic report or earnings report comes out that the result on the market is unpredictable 🙀
!banbet SPY -1% 1d
Two cannibals were eating a clown, one says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”.
We are gapping up on SPY today bad jobs report is priced in 
Just coming to terms that I didn’t close out a 2000% position on Tuesday.. then lost another 25% by gambling the day after.. back and ready to trade jobless in the am 
Idk why teachers, special education teachers especially, think they’re so important and deserve more pay. All you have to do to get that job is be smarter than a room of literal tards.
**Daily Reminder**
We are in a **Sell The Rip** environment.
Use spreads to your advantage. Credit spreads for high IV or if you expect a big move up, debit spreads for low IV, or if you expect a big move down.
I’m early
Spy, please do the needful.
Your calls are safe. I bought puts yesterday.
Will we ever see a McDonalds in North Korea?
!banbet
Everything is priced in because wall st employs Miss Cleo
Will someone please remind me that futes are fake and gay, because I have SPY puts, and after checking the index futures I am afraid the hard on will never go away.
Got a call- was told jobless claims would be 245k
If you guys find my money today please return it
Data dog released or nah?
will be flat today & tomorrow, HFs will let their theta expire worthless tomorrow night, and monday will be mayhem
TSLA PUTS, time to make some MONEY!
Why is buying puts so much more scary than buying calls
still deep in puts. no way they’re going to let me win again today. predict a rally at open.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Strong-Director9805 made a bet that NVDA would go to 96.0 within **1 day** when it was 103.82 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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Is ford a buy?
yen carry trade 3/4 done says jp morgan
it has 0 impact on US companies earnings
V recovery loading
BTFD
Intel all a sudden pumping
Pre market smells like bear trap
It’s amazing how many times in a row I can be consistently wrong
Hardest part of my morning is tying my shoes 
What is a good jobless claim number
They should bring tug-o-war back to the olympics. Now that, I would watch.