Even though you have 47 cents in your pocket, ur dick smoll lol
tnguyen5057 on
At least it was only $15,000 and not $150,000. If I lost my dad’s IRA, he would definitely kill me
_hannibalbarca on
lol what a worthless regarded son
NewtFrequent2649 on
Does dad have a reddit? If so all aboard
GreatsquareofPegasus on
There’s no amount of CPR that’s gonna bring that back my man. Hope it fits in the coffin
reweird on
Now everyone waiting for Gramma s money to invest
kingofthelost on
This is the reason he brought you onto this earth, to be a fully fledged regard 
emreunay on
Go look at a random SPAC’s graph, the similarity is remarkable. This one starts at $10k instead of $10, so it must’ve been a SPAC that reverse splitted 1 to 1000.
VisualMom_ on
Was your dad planning to retire in 2099 or something?
Routine-Minute-7230 on
try again next year
Moneyourself on
ur dad gon have to start begging
spectral_fall on
The real sin here is your Dad didn’t have a Roth
Putrid_Pollution3455 on
Hopefully this is one he just opened up and can replenish every year. Next time 30% GLD buy and hold and only yolo the dividend 😜
Then pick your random shit with the other 70%
cloudalism on
F
1984isnowpleb on
🤮 I hope your dad is under 30 and you’re like 10
pretrader on
You haven’t accomplished your objective until the account is at $0
HushTheMagicPony on
Your dad should tell his mom. Nana will be proud
Smartin1987 on
Basically the same like going to slot machines. At least it was not very much money. Learn from it and stay away from gambling If you dont have too much money
AntiqueWay7550 on
click on the contribute button and load up so you can play more
IGotSkills on
Not dads ira anymore
LilRiniOTR on
Wow this guy must really hate money
Over9000Zeros on
I’m 29 with more retirement money than your dad ever had
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IRAs really shouldn’t be allowed to hold options or leveraged ETFs. 🤦♂️
U mean deads ira?
If it makes you feel better, if your dad’s IRA was only $15k at the start then he was never going to be able to retire anyway.
Have him contribute the max and light than on fire as well.
Hope you’re joking bro
Don’t tell your dad just try to convince him to get his friends involved then you can lose their money too
Dad is going to beat your ass
A condom could have prevented this post.
Even though you have 47 cents in your pocket, ur dick smoll lol
At least it was only $15,000 and not $150,000. If I lost my dad’s IRA, he would definitely kill me
lol what a worthless regarded son
Does dad have a reddit? If so all aboard
There’s no amount of CPR that’s gonna bring that back my man. Hope it fits in the coffin
Now everyone waiting for Gramma s money to invest
This is the reason he brought you onto this earth, to be a fully fledged regard 
Go look at a random SPAC’s graph, the similarity is remarkable. This one starts at $10k instead of $10, so it must’ve been a SPAC that reverse splitted 1 to 1000.
Was your dad planning to retire in 2099 or something?
try again next year
ur dad gon have to start begging
The real sin here is your Dad didn’t have a Roth
Hopefully this is one he just opened up and can replenish every year. Next time 30% GLD buy and hold and only yolo the dividend 😜
Then pick your random shit with the other 70%
F
🤮 I hope your dad is under 30 and you’re like 10
You haven’t accomplished your objective until the account is at $0
Your dad should tell his mom. Nana will be proud
Basically the same like going to slot machines. At least it was not very much money. Learn from it and stay away from gambling If you dont have too much money
click on the contribute button and load up so you can play more
Not dads ira anymore
Wow this guy must really hate money
I’m 29 with more retirement money than your dad ever had