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    1. You already know Brian is about to start portion controlling how much pumpkin is going in that pumpkin spice lattee.

    2. I held 500 SBUX shares since the last shitty earnings. After many months of crabbing, I dump that shit a week ago and put it in HIMS the day of HIMS earnings….

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    3. Plus_Seesaw2023 on

      Because I was downvoted more than 25 in the Dividends group asking if I should sell after this +25% pump… I’m going to buy shares tomorrow at the open.

      They said W. Buffet was always right. And that when you hold value stocks with dividends, you don’t sell.

      PS. I never look at the fundamentals. I simply bought SBUX last week because there was a gap to fill.

      Same for NKE, to come, and same for the next ones, like INTC.

    4. Dull_Broccoli1637 on

      And when people who order their $8 coffees get E.coli though ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)

    5. SubstantialSail on

      Brian is going to start adding limiters to the pumps and decrease the size of every cup. He’s also going to tell them to start adding water to the milk to make it last longer.

    6. Did Niccol just spite quit on Chipotle? “Yes we have been using less ingredients. Piece out bitches good luck with that fire!”

    7. What would it be like having the market cap of a company jump by $20 billion simply because they hired you?

      I work for a big, national corporation with thousands of employees. Maybe 30 people know my name.

    8. Sure-Caterpillar-263 on

      Can’t beat a dead horse back to life by changing the stick. Too many better coffee shops popping up all over the place ain’t no one trying to overpay for that extra sweet iced almond milk

    9. . +24%, from the man who brought you shrink-flated, low protein, low pico de gallo burritos bowls

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