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    1. JPOW is coming down off a coke-fueled all-nighter feverishly trying to make CPI come in under 3%. It’s being reported that he was burning hundred-dollar bills in a desperate attempt to reduce the money supply.

    2. I got stopped out of SOXL at 26 with average price of 27.6 last wed šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” what the fuck šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

    3. Zuck made a statue for his wife.

      What is your excuse for not doing the same for Jpow? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)

    4. Tairy_Hestickes on

      Imagine bitching because a coffee company is down less then 2% pre market after running up what 20+% yesterday

    5. StockholmStock on

      CPI comes in at 4.1 causing a 20% flash crash this is your only warning

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    6. bitcoin 6 months at 60k

      soon consolidation will end

      100k next

      ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)

    7. CriticalCold8720 on

      Imagine basing your life on a folklore story of a guy getting nailedā€¦ heā€™s risen for over 2,000 years and people still believe somone can come back from the dead lol

    8. Godtrader696969 on

      Today will be so green that bears will genuinely ask why there arenā€™t limit breakers upwards

    9. PsychoSynthesizer on

      Ummm. Something going on with PTON. Up 10% on v. heavy volume. MarketWatch says results are next Thursday and 19% of shares are short.

    10. Had no idea the Open Storage Summit lasts for three weeks! So now until NVDA earnings reportā€¦

    11. Syab_of_Caltrops on

      Really don’t care what happens today as long as Ber in Shambles ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)

    12. Iā€™ve done a lot of dumb shit in my life but somehow I managed to avoid being a $160 PTON bag holder

    13. Watermelon_Permit58 on

      Imagine buying zoom stonk at 500 and beyond meat at 200 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)

    14. Watermelon_Permit58 on

      Itā€™s kinda awkward now after she rejected me. She no longer initiating conversation

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