So I invested my life savings into bonds but got bored of the 5.5% return and decided I wanted to try options with bigger amounts since I traded with small amounts of cash. The bullish run after September ate me up and I lost 210k over a span of a couple months.
I waited until July of 2024 to start trading again because I wanted to grow my real estate company and needed the capital to buy cash. So I said oh well I already lost everything so what’s another short. Thankfully Japan decided to raise rates and tanked our market and I made it all back.
Now my portfolio is up 50k over a span of multiple trades. God is good
YOLO.
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Good for you bro.
Just remember what you lost and don’t gamble all your winnings in the next trade.
The regardacity
Gambling, not trading.
No worries. You’ll be back to 0 or even in debt in no time. 🤣
This people are professional traders… u can just tell bc they don’t use RH, so, not impressed.
“The film that made Steven Spielberg cry” – The New york times
I swear to god, I don’t know how
1. you all have that much money to invest
2. risk all your assets on the market
Maybe I lack balls, but damn… I’ve been here for like 1 month already and I still cannot believe what people are capable of
>God is good
Which God were you praying to? We need to know
Congrats, when did you buy and what was your cost basis?
“God, I see you’ve gifted truly regarded morons on here with sheer unadulterated luck, and ask but for a fraction of this blessing.”
That’s nearly a gain of 0.285 grandmas!
If you are a degen, try to just take half the bonds interest at maturity and gamble that to limit yourself. I guess this advice doesn’t make sense for a degen though.
And now stop and go enjoy your life.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2H9Yh5z2hAI
It’s already been made…Never go full regard.
Yea but now you have to pay taxes on those gains so better make an extra 40%
Coming soon to a theater near you, “Autism and finance”
I love these comeback stories way more than loss porn. Well done, dude.
The Big Snore
God is good
Wow you are a brave soul. Did you make it using sidus space ?
You owe yourself a trip to Japan!
gg!
It’s called Simple Jack.
Very demure
I am Sam (2001) is your movie
Made it again*
Your losses went into someone else’s account
I’ll make a direct to streaming movie about this for you. You’ll have to finance it, and it will cost you just under $200k.
I guarantee that dozens of people will fall asleep to it, but they still count towards your Nielsen numbers.
What would you have if you sold the bonds and just bought VTI?
ya’ll got savings?
and lives too?