The police dog when it realizes the coke is in my ass 
Eli_the_chaos_fox on
Continents are an illusion created by big landmass to trick you into having more countries
wowasg on
I’m ready to buy so many 0dte puts if today starts to look like yesterday
Top_Share_6019 on
So do we rally into JPow speech and then dump after he’s done?
SnowballSnozberry on
Baby girls and broskis. I bought an undee the desk treadmill. 800 bucks. Better be good. I’m always standing anyway cuz I gotta pimp stand-up desk so might as well try it. Key is warranty cuz those things will break down fast. I’ll letcha know if it’s worth it. It’s supposed to be silent and ill. We’ll seeee
Modelminorityperson on
Bol trap ready to go
azn1625 on
green or red today 
Inalienable_Rights on
Hold NVDA calls through ER or sell if there’s a run up?
KaybarYT on
wtf happened to SPY? Did it decide it wanted to spare my balls after all??
i-love-big-tiddys on
Have an aunt, 35 y/o with 3 kids and hubby. Just found out she have a bf, planning to divorce the husband soon holy shit, i wish i was faking it out for karma but god fuckin damn, shits so wild my entire family (not limited to immediate family) , are gossiping about this like crazy. Welp
MrPink7 on
Need you all to pump nvda, bigly. To around 140, today would be best but can settle for Monday.
Thanks
MakuRanger01 on
LUNR & RKLB 👌🚀
wowasg on
First sign of weakness today all in on puts
Mono_420 on
We are all going to FOMO the fuck out of calls whilst jpow speaks before the market does yesterdays playbook all over again
FemaleEcho on
No moves today for it is Friday, thats the rule.
#📏📐
wowasg on
When you start seeing “what was that?!” And signle red candles that turn the hourly from green to red you know your calls are fucked.
Eli_the_chaos_fox on
Clov to 600$ today
cariosa on
!banbet cya guys in week
ballzstreetwets on
Hmm interesting 🤔
calmybalmy on
Visited the Vatican two days ago, everything super ornate and plated in gold. Today, stopped in Marseilles where the pope had another ridiculous palace. They out here telling us to be give them money and to donate but they’re the richest mf’ers on the planet… what a scam!
dontslambro on
Eyeing those Futes
xaero57 on
Only chineese citizens can buy CATL stock?
hellshigh5 on
Europoor here, considering yolo into ASML
aioliravioli on
how i believe day will go:
green first minute or 2
then semi dip
dips more into jpow
severe dip during jpow talks
market wide selloff once talk is done
light selling around noon
then massive sell off the rest of the day into close with zero recovery
Old-Collection-224 on
R the rumors true?? Bers r fukt?
polskaholathe4th on
Do i invest in ASTS as soon as possible or do I wait for a dip?
wowasg on
I think bulls are going to come out even worse shape than yesterday.
lovelee8 on
The worst feeling is when the market is down and you have no $ to buy in
Budget-Recognition26 on
NVDA is gonna fly today
Quintevion on
What’s your plan for today? Sell 0dte calls at open or wait for Jpow
NoMycologist2500 on
RKLB 🥳🚀
bteeling on
Next person to comment in here or post in wall street bets about some Elmer fud nonsense bullshit can fight me right now. SPY to 600 today
Eli_the_chaos_fox on
Chat how do we feel about Jackson’s hole?
suddenuser on
NVDA not up enough for my liking
No-Improvement3164 on
Just remember what IWM did the last time JPOW spoke. It pumped I chased and holding bags now.
Lightwarrior2092 on
# Friday’s analyst calls: Warby Parker to rally more than 40%
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Wait till 1030 or strike at open?
Im gettin horny open the casino up!
Good morning degens
To infinity and beyond
The police dog when it realizes the coke is in my ass 
Continents are an illusion created by big landmass to trick you into having more countries
I’m ready to buy so many 0dte puts if today starts to look like yesterday
So do we rally into JPow speech and then dump after he’s done?
Baby girls and broskis. I bought an undee the desk treadmill. 800 bucks. Better be good. I’m always standing anyway cuz I gotta pimp stand-up desk so might as well try it. Key is warranty cuz those things will break down fast. I’ll letcha know if it’s worth it. It’s supposed to be silent and ill. We’ll seeee
Bol trap ready to go
green or red today 
Hold NVDA calls through ER or sell if there’s a run up?
wtf happened to SPY? Did it decide it wanted to spare my balls after all??
Have an aunt, 35 y/o with 3 kids and hubby. Just found out she have a bf, planning to divorce the husband soon holy shit, i wish i was faking it out for karma but god fuckin damn, shits so wild my entire family (not limited to immediate family) , are gossiping about this like crazy. Welp
Need you all to pump nvda, bigly. To around 140, today would be best but can settle for Monday.
Thanks
LUNR & RKLB 👌🚀
First sign of weakness today all in on puts
We are all going to FOMO the fuck out of calls whilst jpow speaks before the market does yesterdays playbook all over again
No moves today for it is Friday, thats the rule.
#📏📐
When you start seeing “what was that?!” And signle red candles that turn the hourly from green to red you know your calls are fucked.
Clov to 600$ today
!banbet cya guys in week
Hmm interesting 🤔
Visited the Vatican two days ago, everything super ornate and plated in gold. Today, stopped in Marseilles where the pope had another ridiculous palace. They out here telling us to be give them money and to donate but they’re the richest mf’ers on the planet… what a scam!
Eyeing those Futes
Only chineese citizens can buy CATL stock?
Europoor here, considering yolo into ASML
how i believe day will go:
green first minute or 2
then semi dip
dips more into jpow
severe dip during jpow talks
market wide selloff once talk is done
light selling around noon
then massive sell off the rest of the day into close with zero recovery
R the rumors true?? Bers r fukt?
Do i invest in ASTS as soon as possible or do I wait for a dip?
I think bulls are going to come out even worse shape than yesterday.
The worst feeling is when the market is down and you have no $ to buy in
NVDA is gonna fly today
What’s your plan for today? Sell 0dte calls at open or wait for Jpow
RKLB 🥳🚀
Next person to comment in here or post in wall street bets about some Elmer fud nonsense bullshit can fight me right now. SPY to 600 today
Chat how do we feel about Jackson’s hole?
NVDA not up enough for my liking
Just remember what IWM did the last time JPOW spoke. It pumped I chased and holding bags now.
# Friday’s analyst calls: Warby Parker to rally more than 40%