If those are your picks, its time to stick with ETFs and low stakes blackjack at your local casino
Hour-Negotiation2597 on
Stonk only go up🩹
C137-Morty on
I eat at cava 3x a week minimum and it’s always packed when I go to pick up on my lunch break. Anecdotal as fuck but lol anyway
edit: fixed spelling
divy-lover on
“I’m starting to think ” – Stop lying, OP
LearnNewThingsDaily on
Nope, you’re buying puts on the wrong stocks… that’s the bad idea
TreStation on
Average down…
Donate more money!
Master_Bief on
With how high IV is on a stock that’s reporting earnings, there needs to be a massive move for you to be able to collect any profit. For most, it’s a sucker’s bet.
Remarkable-Fox-1429 on
Fuck around to find out 😉
toxic_masculinity27 on
You just picking the wrong stocks for it. I had PDD on my list for this very purpose but didn’t have money but it’s Down near 30%
Almondjoy101 on
I was informed on Saturday that Boeings stock would crash. That was clearly a lie and I’d like a refund.
Eli_the_chaos_fox on
Please post everything you do on the stock market so I can inverse it and make millions
mc1154 on
Just start selling puts instead. Problem solved!
ElRayBlanco on
Lol buying puts has been a bad idea for last 12 years unless you happen to pick the right 2 days lol
Odd-Block-2998 on
The only call you bought, it went the other way. 
JaxTaylor2 on
It depends on who’s the one selling you those puts. Personally I think it’s a great idea—keep buying, please.
luckylouie33 on
Don’t bet against cava
Captain_Ahab_Ceely on
Part of the problem is you’re not consistent. You bought puts for earnings and then randomly switched it up for SNOW. If you bought puts there too you’d probably be profitable.
Cantthinkofacoolnam on
What about puts on PDD
Thick_Expression_796 on
You should fire whoever said it was a good idea
Affectionate-File639 on
You don’t say
Unusual_Elk_6868 on
He managed to guess wrong on each one
Affirmet on
Make it all back with OTM nvda puts expiring this week 👍👍
plxyboyy on
You somehow managed to get puts on the only green tickers of the day congrats!
Imaginary-Zebra-5141 on
Well you could’ve bought puts on qqq and doubled up
anonimitazo on
Lmao. You are missing the bigger picture: when is buying puts a good idea if you are regarded?
thisisfuxinghard on
So basically inverse what OP does
daxtaslapp on
I guess ill buy calls then!
*Believe it or not, down*
moyismoy on
I’m actually thinking the bull market is over
Murky_Ad9858 on
Thinking is a rookie move
manuvns on
I don’t see PDD in your long put options pick up the right ticker
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snow call. oof
Any bet you made, went against you 😂.
Next try nvda puts
If those are your picks, its time to stick with ETFs and low stakes blackjack at your local casino
Stonk only go up🩹
I eat at cava 3x a week minimum and it’s always packed when I go to pick up on my lunch break. Anecdotal as fuck but lol anyway
edit: fixed spelling
“I’m starting to think ” – Stop lying, OP
Nope, you’re buying puts on the wrong stocks… that’s the bad idea
Average down…
Donate more money!
With how high IV is on a stock that’s reporting earnings, there needs to be a massive move for you to be able to collect any profit. For most, it’s a sucker’s bet.
Fuck around to find out 😉
You just picking the wrong stocks for it. I had PDD on my list for this very purpose but didn’t have money but it’s Down near 30%
I was informed on Saturday that Boeings stock would crash. That was clearly a lie and I’d like a refund.
Please post everything you do on the stock market so I can inverse it and make millions
Just start selling puts instead. Problem solved!
Lol buying puts has been a bad idea for last 12 years unless you happen to pick the right 2 days lol
The only call you bought, it went the other way. 
It depends on who’s the one selling you those puts. Personally I think it’s a great idea—keep buying, please.
Don’t bet against cava
Part of the problem is you’re not consistent. You bought puts for earnings and then randomly switched it up for SNOW. If you bought puts there too you’d probably be profitable.
What about puts on PDD
You should fire whoever said it was a good idea
You don’t say
He managed to guess wrong on each one
Make it all back with OTM nvda puts expiring this week 👍👍
You somehow managed to get puts on the only green tickers of the day congrats!
Well you could’ve bought puts on qqq and doubled up
Lmao. You are missing the bigger picture: when is buying puts a good idea if you are regarded?
So basically inverse what OP does
I guess ill buy calls then!
*Believe it or not, down*
I’m actually thinking the bull market is over
Thinking is a rookie move
I don’t see PDD in your long put options pick up the right ticker