Impressive earnings are a strong financial signal for investors, indicating that NVIDIA is thriving and potentially paving the way for future growth. As a result, the U.S. stock market is likely to respond favorably, with NVIDIA's success potentially boosting investor confidence and driving up market indices.
God told me that NVIDIA's impressive earnings will drive the U.S. market higher tomorrow.
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Posted by Prateekjob1
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My puts are safe..
Bro is going full schizo
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Amen 🙏🏼 👹
YES THANK YOU LORD 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Solid DD. Well reasoned. Divinely inspired. Will invest.
What are your positions? If you don’t make money of the information from God, then what’s the use?
God we are so fucked. My sister who knows nothing about any stock just asked me today if I own that “company with the weird name NVida or something ?” It’s legit turned into peoples lottery ticket at this point
I’m holding you to this
Which of the world’s thousands of Gods told you this?
So Mindful
We’re in a bubble. I’m just going to sit on cash for a long time now.
Is God Warren Buffet?
Well that’s good enough for me.
God told me that “prateekjob1 needs to shut the duck up”
Aaaaaand just like that…
Sold everything
I didn’t tell you this.
Interesting. He told me to buy puts. I wonder who’s god is real 
Bro really put “what will happen if nvda beats earnings” into chat gpt and posted the response on reddit
Exactly the kind of poorly worded advice with no position to show, that you preach from the Wendy’s dumpster. Well done 
That you Cathie?
When God comes into the equation then sinners get screwed. Sorry folks.
Praise the Lord.
If there is a God, God does not care about money. I guaran god damn tee it
I’m kinda worried about IV crush being worse than usual. Not sure how many will survive.
Had a zoom call with all God’s. Heading down to 108