This market is gay and people are the market; therefore if you trade in this market you’re gay
Kants___ on
##OPEN THE CASHINOOOO! I WANT IN ON THIS MARKET
Fun-Journalist2276 on
PUMP IT UPPPP 
YoSmokinMan on
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
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its now or never, TAKE ME TO VALHALLA JENSEN
Themoneyup on
NVDA baby 150-160 nothing less pease
SimpleSalad on
A new word for regarded bears:
Inevitable: meaning it is certain to happen; unavoidable.
Spy $570 eow
Real-Pepper1211 on
Christmas morning. Who’s getting an Xbox baby
djrlrp on
I want Jensen to sign my man boobs
talkyape on
This don’t feel like he NVDA earnings of old 
patchhappyhour on
Putting on a headband as the NFL music plays softly in the background. Today’s our day, said my ODTE seriously OTM NVDA calls!
Geo_Gale on
its buzzing in here today
Burger_Gouger on
It’s my life, it’s now or never 🎶
Fun-Journalist2276 on
Feels like final destination 
shortgamegolfer on
It seems like every time I hear about the dollar strengthening or weakening, it’s because that trend is about to reverse. Like when you see more ads than usual to buy gold… dollar’s about to get strong.
Significant-Help-198 on
Imagine being born into a 1st world country and still being poor, L 
potato111a on
Buttcorn gap filled? 
amtpro95 on
Is nvda going to hog all the volume again?
x2eliah on
O no PLUG got dethroned.
aioliravioli on
iced water is a classic
i like to do mostly ice then fill it with water, wait a few mins then chug that shit like im stranded in a desert 
WidepeepoHighHey on
I love how tickers get increasingly sus, now we have PP and PLUG 
inappropriatetart on
Realising ASTS gains before it dips to go all in on NVDA was the best decision of my life
wellzy17 on
NVDA after close?
Diamondhands4dagainz on
I have a job interview on Friday. It is a technical interview that will last 60 mins.
I am gunna get fucked harder than Jensen fucks the 🌈 🐻 tonight.
Pls pray for me  
inappropriatetart on
Us Europoors have done our deed today as mere filthy peasants, now our faiths lie in the hands of daddy Jensen and the American Bol to take us to promise land. God bless 🙏
Kritnc on
You know how as you get older the magic and excitement the night before Christmas fades slowly year over year. You start to wonder if you will ever get a feeling back like that again or genuine excitement laying in bed the night before not being able to sleep.
Years go by and you realize you won’t, those days are over. Maybe you are romanticizing those feelings and it never really was all that special.
Then one day you decide fuck it I’m spending 50% of my portfolio on NVDA options that expire earning week. That magical feeling comes back again, the restless exciting night has returned.
Now it’s time to look under the tree and realize that Santa had a rough year and even though he couldn’t get you that iPod he was able to get you another MP3 player that held 10 songs and would eventually break in a month.
Let’s just say I’ve been training myself for this excitement followed by immediate disappointment since I was a child. They can’t break me today
YoSmokinMan on
i finally found a torrent of the brooke baldwin/rick sanchez sex tape but there’s no seeders fml
SorryDetective6687 on
Being semi-fluent in 3 languages just means you know how to sound brain damaged in 3 languages
Pin_ups on
Man what’s up with zombocom nowadays, we have a joke in Iraq about it, do not touch your dick lol
x2eliah on
Idea for Starbucks: (Sweetened) Milk Coffee Drink with microdosed Ozempic. Call it, idk, “Sema-Glug-Glug”.
Would make gangbusters; all the starbucks-drinkers are jumping on the ‘zempic train.
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Im early asfk
THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US
This market is gay and people are the market; therefore if you trade in this market you’re gay
##OPEN THE CASHINOOOO! I WANT IN ON THIS MARKET
PUMP IT UPPPP 
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
its now or never, TAKE ME TO VALHALLA JENSEN
NVDA baby 150-160 nothing less pease
A new word for regarded bears:
Inevitable: meaning it is certain to happen; unavoidable.
Spy $570 eow
Christmas morning. Who’s getting an Xbox baby
I want Jensen to sign my man boobs
This don’t feel like he NVDA earnings of old 
Putting on a headband as the NFL music plays softly in the background. Today’s our day, said my ODTE seriously OTM NVDA calls!
its buzzing in here today
It’s my life, it’s now or never 🎶
Feels like final destination 
It seems like every time I hear about the dollar strengthening or weakening, it’s because that trend is about to reverse. Like when you see more ads than usual to buy gold… dollar’s about to get strong.
Imagine being born into a 1st world country and still being poor, L 
Buttcorn gap filled? 
Is nvda going to hog all the volume again?
O no PLUG got dethroned.
iced water is a classic
i like to do mostly ice then fill it with water, wait a few mins then chug that shit like im stranded in a desert 
I love how tickers get increasingly sus, now we have PP and PLUG 
Realising ASTS gains before it dips to go all in on NVDA was the best decision of my life
NVDA after close?
I have a job interview on Friday. It is a technical interview that will last 60 mins.
I am gunna get fucked harder than Jensen fucks the 🌈 🐻 tonight.
Pls pray for me  
Us Europoors have done our deed today as mere filthy peasants, now our faiths lie in the hands of daddy Jensen and the American Bol to take us to promise land. God bless 🙏
You know how as you get older the magic and excitement the night before Christmas fades slowly year over year. You start to wonder if you will ever get a feeling back like that again or genuine excitement laying in bed the night before not being able to sleep.
Years go by and you realize you won’t, those days are over. Maybe you are romanticizing those feelings and it never really was all that special.
Then one day you decide fuck it I’m spending 50% of my portfolio on NVDA options that expire earning week. That magical feeling comes back again, the restless exciting night has returned.
Now it’s time to look under the tree and realize that Santa had a rough year and even though he couldn’t get you that iPod he was able to get you another MP3 player that held 10 songs and would eventually break in a month.
Let’s just say I’ve been training myself for this excitement followed by immediate disappointment since I was a child. They can’t break me today
i finally found a torrent of the brooke baldwin/rick sanchez sex tape but there’s no seeders fml
Being semi-fluent in 3 languages just means you know how to sound brain damaged in 3 languages
Man what’s up with zombocom nowadays, we have a joke in Iraq about it, do not touch your dick lol
Idea for Starbucks: (Sweetened) Milk Coffee Drink with microdosed Ozempic. Call it, idk, “Sema-Glug-Glug”.
Would make gangbusters; all the starbucks-drinkers are jumping on the ‘zempic train.
It’s finally Wednesday! It’s gonna be Yuge!
Y’all think zoom has more life in it?