LOL, they should report 500% revenue growth and 500 billions buyback to make the market happy.
Immediate-Muffin-524 on
all i hear is buy the dip
gotlactase on
Then why the fuck does my account show that I’ve lost $4,249 in the last hour?!?!
sdf_cardinal on
CNBC analyst made a statement that the trading volume today was $50b
JamesHutchisonReal on
You have millions in unrealized gains in nVidia. Do you let this ride further or be satisfied with locking them in?
You sell covered calls that get blown through. The implied volatility deflates and they’re considered deep in the money now. The market maker shorts shares anticipating your shares being bought because they just early exercised your call options that they bought. They lock in a profit.
patelchief90 on
all the money from nvda sells needs to go to meta
chingy1337 on
And yet it’s down a ton. Is there something with future guidance that’s making people worried? Or is this one of those situations where nothing makes sense?
AsleepQuantity8162 on
If stock price goes down by 5% when Nvidia crushed the earnings, Imagine what would happen if Nvidia fails to deliver the expectations. Jeez. These regards have overly high expectations for this company.
howmax20_ on
soo $132 tomorrow got it
PharmingTheD on
Up 222% yr/yr, growth was priced in. It’s already worth 3+ trillion.
GraceBoorFan on
They pulled a page out of Apple’s playbook — announce share buyback to soften the earnings blow
check4956 on
NVDA will drag down the whole market tomorrow
Byaka23 on
I’m not surprised by the reaction to the ER. Too much was priced in and expected from NVDA this time around. Given that the call wall was at $130 and the put wall – at $120 today, I expect NVDA the week to close anywhere between $120 and $130. Just to fuck the retail traders. Today I sold $120 puts and $130 calls with August 30 expiration and bought the same with September 6 expiration (double diagonal). Hope both the August 30 $120 put and the $130 call to expire worthless this week
Souldrop on
There is expected and then there is “expected”. Looks like NVDA missed the “expected”
ayakabob on
Inverse wsb as the right move rears its head again
corrieoh on
This is why you buy shares. Calls cooked. Shares will be up by next week
Open-Yak-3708 on
STFU ur jizzfest is over
Open-Yak-3708 on
Ya dumbfucks we are in a free fall now on ndx 🤣🤣🤣🤣
franckeinstein24 on
the biggest winner of the current AI moment is really jensen huang
jensen huang >>> sam altman
No_Zookeepergame_27 on
A new generation of bag holders created 
And then the stock tanks another 2% on this fantastic news….
ccsp_eng on
NVIDIA trading at $116.86, I mean $116.79, no $116.75……but are you still buying?
Full_Bank_6172 on
Why is the stonk going down?!?
Putrid_Pollution3455 on
Yet the stock shits the bed 🤷♂️
Better recover tomorrow or double down till the bank is broke
Alrar on
And down 6% on announcement lmao
caldwo on
68 cents on $128 lol. Nice RoI. -10% to -30 % soon.
fazellehunter on
Prrrrrriiiccced innnnn!
Probably going open flat so every single degen here gets a spectacular pounding.
Dfeldsyo on
This might be market manipulation from hedge funds because they have shorts.🩳
Jclarkcp1 on
Just hold….Institutional investors are bringing the price down…it will reverse within the next week or so.
NShizzzle on
And she dips 7%
Lilherb2021 on
I am glad I sold some covered calls last week before the IV crush
ajmolaee on
It’s gonna crash
Goldydeol521001 on
People are thinking what earnings going be like three or four quarters out. Maybe big growth is over I won’t buy any shares at this time.. but then again I sold my shares to early. Back in January.. invest Canadian energy. And watch the Nvidia show with popcorns
sunplaysbass on
Down -7% after market…
Makyoman69 on
Time to take profits. Beat earnings by only $2bn. Not good enough. Will never be good enough.
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Could someone explain why is it down if the earnings look good
And Why is “everyone” selling? I don’t get it.
Classic move for a company to buy back its shares at all time highs, and not when the stock is at its lows
Companies are just like us
NANA is NOT impressed , NANA say Accounting Error
So am I blowing a guy behind a Wendy’s dumpster tonight for fun or because I have to? What’s the verdict here?
well, got that sweet divy to soften the blow…
As someone said earlier, MM wants those options to expire worthless.
The best thing they could think of for 50 billion was stock buy backs, Kinda lame and unimaginative
How did you get this info so early?
I’m on the earnings call that started at 5PM.
Looks like everyone already has the financials.
Tradingview shows the earnings at 4:21PM??
https://preview.redd.it/decsgq6tzgld1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=799007ea85246372229ab7573ec1ee55585bee2c
Wow lol… Guess we wait for tomorrow morning
LOL, they should report 500% revenue growth and 500 billions buyback to make the market happy.
all i hear is buy the dip
Then why the fuck does my account show that I’ve lost $4,249 in the last hour?!?!
CNBC analyst made a statement that the trading volume today was $50b
You have millions in unrealized gains in nVidia. Do you let this ride further or be satisfied with locking them in?
You sell covered calls that get blown through. The implied volatility deflates and they’re considered deep in the money now. The market maker shorts shares anticipating your shares being bought because they just early exercised your call options that they bought. They lock in a profit.
all the money from nvda sells needs to go to meta
And yet it’s down a ton. Is there something with future guidance that’s making people worried? Or is this one of those situations where nothing makes sense?
If stock price goes down by 5% when Nvidia crushed the earnings, Imagine what would happen if Nvidia fails to deliver the expectations. Jeez. These regards have overly high expectations for this company.
soo $132 tomorrow got it
Up 222% yr/yr, growth was priced in. It’s already worth 3+ trillion.
They pulled a page out of Apple’s playbook — announce share buyback to soften the earnings blow
NVDA will drag down the whole market tomorrow
I’m not surprised by the reaction to the ER. Too much was priced in and expected from NVDA this time around. Given that the call wall was at $130 and the put wall – at $120 today, I expect NVDA the week to close anywhere between $120 and $130. Just to fuck the retail traders. Today I sold $120 puts and $130 calls with August 30 expiration and bought the same with September 6 expiration (double diagonal). Hope both the August 30 $120 put and the $130 call to expire worthless this week
There is expected and then there is “expected”. Looks like NVDA missed the “expected”
Inverse wsb as the right move rears its head again
This is why you buy shares. Calls cooked. Shares will be up by next week
STFU ur jizzfest is over
Ya dumbfucks we are in a free fall now on ndx 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the biggest winner of the current AI moment is really jensen huang
jensen huang >>> sam altman
A new generation of bag holders created 
Share holders laughing, options/futures holders crying
Guuuuhhhhhhhhhh
And then the stock tanks another 2% on this fantastic news….
NVIDIA trading at $116.86, I mean $116.79, no $116.75……but are you still buying?
Why is the stonk going down?!?
Yet the stock shits the bed 🤷♂️
Better recover tomorrow or double down till the bank is broke
And down 6% on announcement lmao
68 cents on $128 lol. Nice RoI. -10% to -30 % soon.
Prrrrrriiiccced innnnn!
Probably going open flat so every single degen here gets a spectacular pounding.
This might be market manipulation from hedge funds because they have shorts.🩳
Just hold….Institutional investors are bringing the price down…it will reverse within the next week or so.
And she dips 7%
I am glad I sold some covered calls last week before the IV crush
It’s gonna crash
People are thinking what earnings going be like three or four quarters out. Maybe big growth is over I won’t buy any shares at this time.. but then again I sold my shares to early. Back in January.. invest Canadian energy. And watch the Nvidia show with popcorns
Down -7% after market…
Time to take profits. Beat earnings by only $2bn. Not good enough. Will never be good enough.