It just a million Asians typing and 3D imaging really fast.
silverfutes on
jensen is still selling
cinJESUS on
!banbet
NaiveMercury on
They be calling us europoors, while we are here chilling in our mid 20s with a masters degree, 100k in savings and 5 years of experience in the field and they be living check to check with student debt til their 40s 
Puzzleheaded_Ant7659 on
I love to get banged by smci 
bigsilverhotdog on
NVDA generative AI estimated to drive 269% YoY growth in Big Booty Latina quantum algorithm implementation iterations Bullshallah
No_Stand5622 on
I need my emotional support. A.I pet(girlfriend).
Charming_Yellow5867 on
The government shouldn’t be able to tell anyone what they can or cannot put in their bodies. OXY
Jeff_xx on
Bye bye Nvda gamblers
gronaninjan on
Can GDP numbers crush this nice thing we got going right now?
garoomugove on
One day, we care bears will rise, we will live to see the economy fall to shatters, A.I. cannot save you when the day of reckoning comes. Judgement day will come for all you diamond hand holders of NVDA. And we care bears will feast while we watch your loss porn. Until then, I will retire to my cave and await for the NVDA earnings call.
NVDA has loser “new cisco” vaporware energy that can only be cured by pumping above $130 
perrohund on
Whenever you see your green and you kind of like it and think “oh well I could quite sell right now” THEN FUCKING SELL!!! don’t let your greedy Gollum shift the boat because it will be DESTROYED eventually by a huge wave in this wild ocean market. Go treat yourself instead of wait to cry under the shower
Salt_Cherry9491 on
Alright, it all depends on NVDA now. Some guy said he’s gonna picdrop his micro pp if it touches 130
No-Improvement3164 on
DG dumping
Warm_Tzatziki on
Came back from business trips in UK and Germany back to my homeland Poland. God damn… feels like coming to a 1st world country. EU is broken as fuck. If anyone would tell me 10 years ago this, I would never believe
whyshw on
Bears rn 
Hwangoutpltr on
Anus lathered. Open the casino
Fond_Memory on
I would be suprised if wb isn’t buying more OXY at these prices.
LarryStink on
Be careful of the bull trap. VIX will gap fill in the first hour or 2 of trading and most likely continue higher through the day.
Suitable-Gas-7979 on
Realistically, there’s not of enough catalyst for stocks to sell off. I think we make ATHs on SPY and QQQ before we see any red.
G0RD0N_CLARK on
Really wish I had sold CC’s on NuhViDiA
baeconundeggz on
The play was and IS AFRM.
Still cant believe those numbers.
CriticismOtherwise78 on
CAVA running out of hummus again.
Embarrassed_Dot6628 on
They missed Nvidia and shot my boy dell by mistake
Sweaty_crypto_noob09 on
Guys i accidentally bought INTC puts instead of HP, how screwed am I? 
CompsciBytch on
So spy calls are saved. Mu up today?
Elegant_Evening_6168 on
Honest question… what happened between now and after market close yesterday that we have a turn around?
LarryStink on
Massive break out on TLT and GLD today as market rotates into risk off before the long weekend. 1dte calls on both.
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Everything is so fake.i don’t know what to trust anything anymore
NVDA is setting a scene to explode in the next quarter. It’ll let everyone to buy at 100 and then will go to 200 by the end of year.
Anyone else see the blackrock is charged with like 50 counts of security violations
$1200 to play with!
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Luckumowski made a bet that NVDA would go to 136.7442 within **2 days** when it was 126.615 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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Thought of a new term: green nosing. It’s like brown nosing but for extremely wealthy people.
Example of green nosing: Elon is the smartest alpha on earth, I worry about his unrealized gains over $100m being taxed.
Don’t do that, Jenson. Don’t give me hope 
GLD Vcp (volatility contraction pattern) new ath today/tomorrow
Everyone of you bought NVDA calls and I went with AFFRM leaps.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Kants___ made a bet that SPY would go to 583.9756 within **1 day** when it was 561.515 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
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did NVDA ER call or Jensens Interview mention anything about consumer video cards? I want some 4k native ultra 144hz settings
#if u live in nyc and can’t afford rent or food sell your anoos men
NYC getting to expensive mayne
Papa Jensen will announce that Nvidia is starting to make realistic AI GF’s with its chips in it.
NVDA 1000$ EOY
!banbet
Jobs report today but CAN WE TRUST IT?!
Nationwide Amazon system outage this morning no work happening in the warehouse all overnight drivers were sent home
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/rajricardo made a bet that RIVN would go to 15.0 within **1 week** when it was 13.074 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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OXY again today
AI is a myth.
It just a million Asians typing and 3D imaging really fast.
jensen is still selling
!banbet
They be calling us europoors, while we are here chilling in our mid 20s with a masters degree, 100k in savings and 5 years of experience in the field and they be living check to check with student debt til their 40s 
I love to get banged by smci 
NVDA generative AI estimated to drive 269% YoY growth in Big Booty Latina quantum algorithm implementation iterations Bullshallah
I need my emotional support. A.I pet(girlfriend).
The government shouldn’t be able to tell anyone what they can or cannot put in their bodies. OXY
Bye bye Nvda gamblers
Can GDP numbers crush this nice thing we got going right now?
One day, we care bears will rise, we will live to see the economy fall to shatters, A.I. cannot save you when the day of reckoning comes. Judgement day will come for all you diamond hand holders of NVDA. And we care bears will feast while we watch your loss porn. Until then, I will retire to my cave and await for the NVDA earnings call.
!banbet 
Legalize recreational opioids! OXY
NVDA has loser “new cisco” vaporware energy that can only be cured by pumping above $130 
Whenever you see your green and you kind of like it and think “oh well I could quite sell right now” THEN FUCKING SELL!!! don’t let your greedy Gollum shift the boat because it will be DESTROYED eventually by a huge wave in this wild ocean market. Go treat yourself instead of wait to cry under the shower
Alright, it all depends on NVDA now. Some guy said he’s gonna picdrop his micro pp if it touches 130
DG dumping
Came back from business trips in UK and Germany back to my homeland Poland. God damn… feels like coming to a 1st world country. EU is broken as fuck. If anyone would tell me 10 years ago this, I would never believe
Bears rn 
Anus lathered. Open the casino
I would be suprised if wb isn’t buying more OXY at these prices.
Be careful of the bull trap. VIX will gap fill in the first hour or 2 of trading and most likely continue higher through the day.
Realistically, there’s not of enough catalyst for stocks to sell off. I think we make ATHs on SPY and QQQ before we see any red.
Really wish I had sold CC’s on NuhViDiA
The play was and IS AFRM.
Still cant believe those numbers.
CAVA running out of hummus again.
They missed Nvidia and shot my boy dell by mistake
Guys i accidentally bought INTC puts instead of HP, how screwed am I? 
So spy calls are saved. Mu up today?
Honest question… what happened between now and after market close yesterday that we have a turn around?
Massive break out on TLT and GLD today as market rotates into risk off before the long weekend. 1dte calls on both.
Imagine being a mexicopoor