Elon says a few words and the Tesla fan bois have it pumping. Never playing Tesla puts again 
Razvanell95 on
if you have a good and feel positive your stock will crash
however if your fate in humanity is completely lost and there’s no future in sight, stocks will moon
Tadikif on
BER IS FUK 
SimpleSalad on
I have my bingo card for today all set up.
“Black Swan Event” is 4 of my squares.
Emergency-Ticket5859 on
Did Elon announce he was trans or something
frogger1988 on
I bought 500x spy 560c 1 dte at .05
I know… I’m very smart.
Ceyenne18 on
Why do bulls like to buy at the top and bears like to buy at the bottom?
CEOofBeanz on
The whole good news is bad news and bad news is good news. And good news is good news and bad news is bad news thing changes on a dime. Nobody knows how it’s interpreted until the algorithms start making decisions
so_chad on
$ASTS to $100 LFG
Savings-Act8 on
So puts right???
Ready2gambleboomer on
*Mornin Euro poors & fellow Wendy’s night shifters. Well, another night behind Wendy’s in the books. Time for another relaxing bourbon & cocaine breakfast before the real anal drilling begins.*
*Doesn’t look like too much going on out there today. Good Luck in the trenches regards.*
According_Web_8907 on
My AI (C3.ai) $19.50 09/20 puts looking good so far
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Kants___ made a bet that SPY would go to 569.6950499999999 within **1 day** when it was 550.43 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Betting my house JPUMP will cut 50 nxt meeting 
Any_Influence_8305 on
Sucks when you’re an investing genius and choose all the best stocks but the market chooses to be irrational and wrong and also ugly 
Welp while the casino heats up I needed to fill the void so I bet on the ravens
NotaJelly on
I’m ready to do battle against Bureaucracy and AI startups
Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS on
Good moaning 🥱
Diamond-Nutz on
I just need to revenged trade one more time for a 100k bagger and then double down and 10x to 1 Milly 
ChiefOfMasturbation on
Woke Up
Going Back To Sleep
Ready2gambleboomer on
*NEE?*
*Dad?*
Ready2gambleboomer on
*$CORN a bit under the weather today. My haveta call in sick.*
noonmoon66 on
We’re having a +5% day today! 
YookiAdair on
Big LUNR NASA contract today? Someone leak the info in braille
EnginrA on
This looks like a tight and tender trading day…
…much like my ass
Diamond-Nutz on
We got some down voters in here who lost some money 
StockholmStock on
Whats it like to make money grandpa?
cinJESUS on
initial jobless claims and ISM services today 
Juandimix on
Am I an Honorary regard if I put most of my savings on an index fund in June and I have seen only red since then? 
HarrysHairynuts on
Okay but hear me out… December $130 calls on Philip Morris. I’m buying so many Zyns and they’re so hard to find. Might be dumping all my money on that shit first this this morning
For all the times today where economic reports are being released and to meet your call put whipsaw action needs. Results for august will be posted on the website above. Numbers below are July. Awaiting August today for red or green dicks
Thursday September 05
2024 Actual Previous Consensus Forecast
01:30 PM
US
Challenger Job Cuts AUG 25.885K 78K
02:15 PM
US
ADP Employment Change AUG 122K 145K 115.0K
02:30 PM
US
Initial Jobless Claims AUG/31 231K 230K 227.0K
02:30 PM
US
Continuing Jobless Claims AUG/24 1868K 1870K 1874.0K
02:30 PM
US
Jobless Claims 4-week Average AUG/31 231.5K 229K 230.0K
02:30 PM
US
Nonfarm Productivity QoQ Final Q2 0.4% 2.4% 2.3%
02:30 PM
US
Unit Labour Costs QoQ Final Q2 3.8% 0.8% 0.9%
03:45 PM
US
S&P Global Composite PMI Final AUG 54.3 54.1 54.1
03:45 PM
US
S&P Global Services PMI Final AUG 55 55.2 55.2
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services PMI AUG 51.4 51.1 51.2
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services Business Activity AUG 54.5 54
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services Employment AUG 51.1 51
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services New Orders AUG 52.4 52.2
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services Prices AUG 57.0 56.7
04:30 PM
US
EIA Natural Gas Stocks Change AUG/30 35Bcf 28Bcf
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Elon says a few words and the Tesla fan bois have it pumping. Never playing Tesla puts again 
if you have a good and feel positive your stock will crash
however if your fate in humanity is completely lost and there’s no future in sight, stocks will moon
BER IS FUK 
I have my bingo card for today all set up.
“Black Swan Event” is 4 of my squares.
Did Elon announce he was trans or something
I bought 500x spy 560c 1 dte at .05
I know… I’m very smart.
Why do bulls like to buy at the top and bears like to buy at the bottom?
The whole good news is bad news and bad news is good news. And good news is good news and bad news is bad news thing changes on a dime. Nobody knows how it’s interpreted until the algorithms start making decisions
$ASTS to $100 LFG
So puts right???
*Mornin Euro poors & fellow Wendy’s night shifters. Well, another night behind Wendy’s in the books. Time for another relaxing bourbon & cocaine breakfast before the real anal drilling begins.*
*Doesn’t look like too much going on out there today. Good Luck in the trenches regards.*
My AI (C3.ai) $19.50 09/20 puts looking good so far
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Kants___ made a bet that SPY would go to 569.6950499999999 within **1 day** when it was 550.43 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 6 losses
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Betting my house JPUMP will cut 50 nxt meeting 
Sucks when you’re an investing genius and choose all the best stocks but the market chooses to be irrational and wrong and also ugly 
Something something lunr moon today? Something Something nsn contract
ASTS+CLOV+ROCKETLAB+LUNR
Welp while the casino heats up I needed to fill the void so I bet on the ravens
I’m ready to do battle against Bureaucracy and AI startups
Good moaning 🥱
I just need to revenged trade one more time for a 100k bagger and then double down and 10x to 1 Milly 
Woke Up
Going Back To Sleep
*NEE?*
*Dad?*
*$CORN a bit under the weather today. My haveta call in sick.*
We’re having a +5% day today! 
Big LUNR NASA contract today? Someone leak the info in braille
This looks like a tight and tender trading day…
…much like my ass
We got some down voters in here who lost some money 
Whats it like to make money grandpa?
initial jobless claims and ISM services today 
Am I an Honorary regard if I put most of my savings on an index fund in June and I have seen only red since then? 
Okay but hear me out… December $130 calls on Philip Morris. I’m buying so many Zyns and they’re so hard to find. Might be dumping all my money on that shit first this this morning
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/calendar
TLDR: Numbers n shit
For all the times today where economic reports are being released and to meet your call put whipsaw action needs. Results for august will be posted on the website above. Numbers below are July. Awaiting August today for red or green dicks
Thursday September 05
2024 Actual Previous Consensus Forecast
01:30 PM
US
Challenger Job Cuts AUG 25.885K 78K
02:15 PM
US
ADP Employment Change AUG 122K 145K 115.0K
02:30 PM
US
Initial Jobless Claims AUG/31 231K 230K 227.0K
02:30 PM
US
Continuing Jobless Claims AUG/24 1868K 1870K 1874.0K
02:30 PM
US
Jobless Claims 4-week Average AUG/31 231.5K 229K 230.0K
02:30 PM
US
Nonfarm Productivity QoQ Final Q2 0.4% 2.4% 2.3%
02:30 PM
US
Unit Labour Costs QoQ Final Q2 3.8% 0.8% 0.9%
03:45 PM
US
S&P Global Composite PMI Final AUG 54.3 54.1 54.1
03:45 PM
US
S&P Global Services PMI Final AUG 55 55.2 55.2
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services PMI AUG 51.4 51.1 51.2
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services Business Activity AUG 54.5 54
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services Employment AUG 51.1 51
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services New Orders AUG 52.4 52.2
04:00 PM
US
ISM Services Prices AUG 57.0 56.7
04:30 PM
US
EIA Natural Gas Stocks Change AUG/30 35Bcf 28Bcf
05:00 PM
US
EIA Crude Oil Stocks Change AUG/30 -0.846M -1.1M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Gasoline Stocks Change AUG/30 -2.203M -0.7M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Crude Oil Imports Change AUG/30 0.282M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Cushing Crude Oil Stocks Change AUG/30 -0.668M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Distillate Fuel Production Change AUG/30 0.11M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Distillate Stocks Change AUG/30 0.275M 1M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Gasoline Production Change AUG/30 -0.156M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Heating Oil Stocks Change AUG/30 -1.189M
05:00 PM
US
EIA Refinery Crude Runs Change AUG/30 0.175M
05:30 PM
US
4-Week Bill Auction 5.170%
05:30 PM
US
8-Week Bill Auction 5.100%
06:00 PM
US
15-Year Mortgage Rate SEP/04 5.51%
06:00 PM
US
30-Year Mortgage Rate SEP/04 6.35%
10:30 PM
US
Fed Balance Sheet SEP/4 $7.12T
US
Total Vehicle Sales AUG
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Nio 👀
I’m gunna sit on my hand till it falls asleep then buy SPY calls that way it will feel like someone else is losing my money instead of me.