– Bird flu cases in non-bird animals North America
– Bird flu cases farm workers in North America
– Bird flu cases with no known animal exposure in North America YOU ARE HERE
– Confirmed human-to-human transmission (Panic)
Note that any confirmed human-to-human transmission anywhere in the world is worthy of panic. And I say “panic” rather than just “concern” because the successful campaign to politicize the COVID response means that an effective response to bird flu is extremely unlikely. (Likely half the population will actively resist, including at least half of political leaders.)
LethargicBatOnRoof on
Everybody knows that birds aren’t real so how could *bird flu* possibly be real?
Fake news.
zephyy on
i got bird flu shawty sellin’ birds my business (yeah)
catch that bird flu shawty that’s a terrible sickness (yeah)
Calm_Bullfrog_848 on
I exposed myself to birds once. All I walked away with was shame. Who knew crows can laugh at you.
Habooboo5 on
“no immediately known animal exposure”
Ya, dude fucked a bird just isn’t gonna admit it
Suitable-Classic-174 on
Spy to $600
red_the_room on
Is this just a random news sub now?
iPigman on
Here we go again.
AdPrestigious8198 on
So, which company going to get the juicy billions in gov grants?
Which will pump out a crazy vaccine in 8 weeks?
JPMorgansStache on
This is happening because Elon f*cked Twitter, right?
That poor bird…that poor poor bird…
AdPrestigious8198 on
With out known contact
Also had influenza
Mctinyy on
… But birds aren’t real, so….?
Jbball9269 on
Just in time for the election 👀
F7xWr on
known animal exposure. No such thing, we are all exposed to animals.
mc4878 on
Where’s my stimmy check
cocolopz10 on
More fear mongering from the elite. Will it be the same as covid with 99% survival rate???
5_Bladed_Prop on
Are we fucked?
ChimpoSensei on
Election 60 days away
fishinfool4 on
To hopefully add some context for those scared by the headline, in its current form, bird flu is NOT the next covid. Human-human transmission is rare and we already have effective tests and vaccinations. We are stockpiling vaccines for it as we speak. Bird flu, in its current form, is not cause for concern. Even if it mutates, it is still unlikely to cause a widespread pandemic.
TheDoge420 on
dude hooked up with a seagull
TheDoge420 on
didnt we already do this one in like 2008
llebberrr on
Bullish. We get to drop dead weight companies as we inevitably go into lockdown.
Calls it is
bigboyvapesinc on
Hey fellow regards, in light of this article I’d also like to share an ad I got the other day while visiting Austin:
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– Bird flu cases in wild birds in Asia
– Bird flu cases in farmed birds in Asia
– Bird flu cases in farmed birds in North America
– Bird flu cases in non-bird animals North America
– Bird flu cases farm workers in North America
– Bird flu cases with no known animal exposure in North America YOU ARE HERE
– Confirmed human-to-human transmission (Panic)
Note that any confirmed human-to-human transmission anywhere in the world is worthy of panic. And I say “panic” rather than just “concern” because the successful campaign to politicize the COVID response means that an effective response to bird flu is extremely unlikely. (Likely half the population will actively resist, including at least half of political leaders.)
Everybody knows that birds aren’t real so how could *bird flu* possibly be real?
Fake news.
i got bird flu shawty sellin’ birds my business (yeah)
catch that bird flu shawty that’s a terrible sickness (yeah)
I exposed myself to birds once. All I walked away with was shame. Who knew crows can laugh at you.
“no immediately known animal exposure”
Ya, dude fucked a bird just isn’t gonna admit it
Spy to $600
Is this just a random news sub now?
Here we go again.
So, which company going to get the juicy billions in gov grants?
Which will pump out a crazy vaccine in 8 weeks?
This is happening because Elon f*cked Twitter, right?
That poor bird…that poor poor bird…
With out known contact
Also had influenza
… But birds aren’t real, so….?
Just in time for the election 👀
known animal exposure. No such thing, we are all exposed to animals.
Where’s my stimmy check
More fear mongering from the elite. Will it be the same as covid with 99% survival rate???
Are we fucked?
Election 60 days away
To hopefully add some context for those scared by the headline, in its current form, bird flu is NOT the next covid. Human-human transmission is rare and we already have effective tests and vaccinations. We are stockpiling vaccines for it as we speak. Bird flu, in its current form, is not cause for concern. Even if it mutates, it is still unlikely to cause a widespread pandemic.
dude hooked up with a seagull
didnt we already do this one in like 2008
Bullish. We get to drop dead weight companies as we inevitably go into lockdown.
Calls it is
Hey fellow regards, in light of this article I’d also like to share an ad I got the other day while visiting Austin:
https://preview.redd.it/i7lzmmdfcfnd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=509267c0d0d35591e25d5c1a265e029f3fd7615d
I’m sensing a theme. Pandemics right before US elections. Meh.
Lmao. Like we needed any more negative catalysts.
I LOVE SPREADING FEAR AND DISORDER
Buy novavax/moderna/pfizer. Shit will get worse leading up to the election.
I am long in all three with calls expiring right before the election.
Durrrrr
Who cares
Probably from a laboratory
PFE goes brrrr!!
So does this mean no traffic again?????