Don’t worry, there’s always cash for stock buy-backs
Upbeat-Jacket4068 on
AI is so 2023
iswearimnotabotbro on
This shit is not AI it’s Machine Learning there’s a difference and all these companies are just ignoring that.
ManagementUnusual838 on
Stock price didn’t change not sure what they meant by sink…
Misaka9615 on
Is the sinking stock price in the room with us right now?
WLFofWallStreetBets on
Apple Intelligence – AKA Google Lens & ChatGPT 🤣
35242 on
Warren Buffet sold a chunk of his Apple stock. Rumor has it that Warren Buffet, who is self-admittedly a non-tech guy and is confused by smart phones (like most 90+ year olds) got a sneak peak at the new phone a month ago and not only used it, but instantly mastered it.
Buffet looked at it and said “That’s it? My last phone is the I-phone 1. This is exactly the.same phone, just bigger”.
😉
icon4fat on
Bullshit. The stock ended green. Wall Street just shaking the weak hands during trading hours.
universenz on
This event was a big miss. But we still have October event, right guys? Right? On the bright side after the October event the stock might be worth buying at a discount.
HorribleatElden on
The stock literally has barely moved.
Bronze_Rager on
STock sinking? its up 0.02% at the moment…
ad3zrac3r on
The stock seem like it’s floating to me
Dennisfromhawaii on
Opposing AI wrote this article.
pointme2_profits on
Backfired ? Did you think it was supposed to moon the stock ? It’s a necessary step to keep up with the phone market. And everyone else’s AI. You don’t want to be the only one without. It’s also not a feature that probably the majority of customers want right now. Imagine my car in a field of flowers. Oooohhhh, ahhhhh. Incredible.
DueRequirement6292 on
Boring event, boring products, all that money spent for nothing.
Blarghnog on
After hours it’s down 0.03 percent.
Clearly a *crisis*.
DudeRick on
Apple always goes down on announcement day. Quit fear mongering…
Striking_Economy5049 on
Buy the dip
alwayslookingout on
OP is a liar. Get him!
FacetedSideOfTheMoon on
Damn they put the entire company on black?
Drink_noS on
How do you gamble your entire companies valuation on a product feature???
Desmater on
They spent $3.3 Trillion? Lol, okay.
Apple is a FCF machine.
Ancalagon_TheWhite on
AAPL is down 0.014% after hours.
Its over Apple bros.
PhgAH on
If you actually read pass the title: “Apple stock historically underperforms the broader market on the day of the annual September iPhone launches – the stock underperformed the S&P 500 by an average of 0.6 percentage percentage points on the 2013 to 2023 launches”
xylon-777 on
Their AI seems so much « not ready yet » …sorry guys for me vaporware doesn’t work.
MovingTargetPractice on
3,3 trillion gamble?
Equal_Efficiency_638 on
It’s 2008 all over again
xdyldo on
Let’s decipher this clickbait garbage:
$3.3 trillion gamble – the company is worth $3.3 trillion, where’s the gamble?
AI Phone backfires – says who?
Stock sinks – it’s green.
Investors yawn – according to three twitter users?
Chuwbot on
The real yawn is the investors who only know how to sell the news
CryptosianTraveler on
I think they’re overlooking all the silly people out there like me that would just like a phone that doesn’t drop calls all the time, with a battery that won’t fry their ass or need to sit on a charger 14 times a day.
That and maybe an app that will track my movement for a month and then tell me which carrier will give me the best service for the best price after it tallies the data.
slightlystupid_10 on
down 0.05% and you call that sinking? I think the writer is down in regard!![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Leaky_Buns on
Um, the smaller iPhone pro to have the same camera + a dedicated camera shutter button was exactly what I wanted in an iPhone.
Trabolgan on
Apple stock always dips after an event.
They’re not anticipating great iPhone or Mac sales, hence the AirPods refresh.
nzaf985 on
Nothing better than a politically woke company with heavy DEI emphasis now yielding nothing in terms of innovation. But hey, it looks great for the camera…
Captain_Comic on
From Forbes *Australia*
BagHoldingHugo on
Puts at open
d3arleader on
Ban Forbes articles
ankole_watusi on
But it didn’t “sink”.
Looks like Forbes had to rewrite the title because they spoke too soon. They reworded it “slumped“. Because it recovered.
Typical announcement heebie-jeebies.
_RMR on
Only decent stuff to come out of AI so far that is useable now is [for coding](https://devin.ai/) or [biz data](https://bizzit.ai/). Anthropic crushin rn though all over.
Still, it all feels more app-like vs beak wetting. TBD.
ExoticCard on
Wait until the new ChatGPT voice mode rolls out with all new IPhone 16’s. Don’t bet against Apple. They will streamline gen AI.
Stunning_Ad_919 on
Omg- AAPL fell by 1%
Omg it’s sinkinggggggggg
Negative-Look-4550 on
How about a more accurate headline such as “Apple stock continues to go on a downward cycle, along with every other tech company. Conference and new product announcements has little to no impact.”
Apple will be up, along with every other tech stock, going into next month and everyone will be praising Apple Intelligence and new products, when neither is true. Media will just find a reason to rationalize the stock price either direction.
neonapple on
Article was probably written in advance and based on the stock price dropping following announcements in the past.
E-woke on
Is this trading algorithm bait?
Tom_Ford-8632 on
Apple is both the best argument for capitalism and the worst. The iPhone wasn’t invented in North Korea, or China – only Capitalism is capable of that kind of raw innovation, but the planned obsolescence this company has been able to get away with is insane.
They’ve been making the same phone with only minor improvements for almost 10 years now.
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*yawn*
Don’t worry, there’s always cash for stock buy-backs
AI is so 2023
This shit is not AI it’s Machine Learning there’s a difference and all these companies are just ignoring that.
Stock price didn’t change not sure what they meant by sink…
Is the sinking stock price in the room with us right now?
Apple Intelligence – AKA Google Lens & ChatGPT 🤣
Warren Buffet sold a chunk of his Apple stock. Rumor has it that Warren Buffet, who is self-admittedly a non-tech guy and is confused by smart phones (like most 90+ year olds) got a sneak peak at the new phone a month ago and not only used it, but instantly mastered it.
Buffet looked at it and said “That’s it? My last phone is the I-phone 1. This is exactly the.same phone, just bigger”.
😉
Bullshit. The stock ended green. Wall Street just shaking the weak hands during trading hours.
This event was a big miss. But we still have October event, right guys? Right? On the bright side after the October event the stock might be worth buying at a discount.
The stock literally has barely moved.
STock sinking? its up 0.02% at the moment…
The stock seem like it’s floating to me
Opposing AI wrote this article.
Backfired ? Did you think it was supposed to moon the stock ? It’s a necessary step to keep up with the phone market. And everyone else’s AI. You don’t want to be the only one without. It’s also not a feature that probably the majority of customers want right now. Imagine my car in a field of flowers. Oooohhhh, ahhhhh. Incredible.
Boring event, boring products, all that money spent for nothing.
After hours it’s down 0.03 percent.
Clearly a *crisis*.
Apple always goes down on announcement day. Quit fear mongering…
Buy the dip
OP is a liar. Get him!
Damn they put the entire company on black?
How do you gamble your entire companies valuation on a product feature???
They spent $3.3 Trillion? Lol, okay.
Apple is a FCF machine.
AAPL is down 0.014% after hours.
Its over Apple bros.
If you actually read pass the title: “Apple stock historically underperforms the broader market on the day of the annual September iPhone launches – the stock underperformed the S&P 500 by an average of 0.6 percentage percentage points on the 2013 to 2023 launches”
Their AI seems so much « not ready yet » …sorry guys for me vaporware doesn’t work.
3,3 trillion gamble?
It’s 2008 all over again
Let’s decipher this clickbait garbage:
$3.3 trillion gamble – the company is worth $3.3 trillion, where’s the gamble?
AI Phone backfires – says who?
Stock sinks – it’s green.
Investors yawn – according to three twitter users?
The real yawn is the investors who only know how to sell the news
I think they’re overlooking all the silly people out there like me that would just like a phone that doesn’t drop calls all the time, with a battery that won’t fry their ass or need to sit on a charger 14 times a day.
That and maybe an app that will track my movement for a month and then tell me which carrier will give me the best service for the best price after it tallies the data.
down 0.05% and you call that sinking? I think the writer is down in regard!![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Um, the smaller iPhone pro to have the same camera + a dedicated camera shutter button was exactly what I wanted in an iPhone.
Apple stock always dips after an event.
They’re not anticipating great iPhone or Mac sales, hence the AirPods refresh.
Nothing better than a politically woke company with heavy DEI emphasis now yielding nothing in terms of innovation. But hey, it looks great for the camera…
From Forbes *Australia*
Puts at open
Ban Forbes articles
But it didn’t “sink”.
Looks like Forbes had to rewrite the title because they spoke too soon. They reworded it “slumped“. Because it recovered.
Typical announcement heebie-jeebies.
Only decent stuff to come out of AI so far that is useable now is [for coding](https://devin.ai/) or [biz data](https://bizzit.ai/). Anthropic crushin rn though all over.
Still, it all feels more app-like vs beak wetting. TBD.
Wait until the new ChatGPT voice mode rolls out with all new IPhone 16’s. Don’t bet against Apple. They will streamline gen AI.
Omg- AAPL fell by 1%
Omg it’s sinkinggggggggg
How about a more accurate headline such as “Apple stock continues to go on a downward cycle, along with every other tech company. Conference and new product announcements has little to no impact.”
Apple will be up, along with every other tech stock, going into next month and everyone will be praising Apple Intelligence and new products, when neither is true. Media will just find a reason to rationalize the stock price either direction.
Article was probably written in advance and based on the stock price dropping following announcements in the past.
Is this trading algorithm bait?
Apple is both the best argument for capitalism and the worst. The iPhone wasn’t invented in North Korea, or China – only Capitalism is capable of that kind of raw innovation, but the planned obsolescence this company has been able to get away with is insane.
They’ve been making the same phone with only minor improvements for almost 10 years now.