There is nothing supernatural about the stock market.
God has been debunked for centuries now.
nxs_sss on
Jesus loves his degen gamblers.
AlfrescoDog on
So, are you donating your gains to… a church?
That75252Expensive on
Mormon soak flavored tendies
CalRippedken on
What’s his stock ticker
Loightsout on
You know that this is gluttony right? I mean I couldn’t care less but Jesus does…
ArealGAYbear on
Cheese and rice??
canthodlanymore on
Jesus definitely makes the market operate
Ok_Factor5371 on
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
Minus_none on
# HAIL SATAN
Slavichh on
You do know god isn’t real, only gains
maximm on
What other stock tips does Jesus have?
No-Boysenberry-5581 on
So Jesus looks down and makes you money on stock transactions? Why do some other devout Christians lose on stocks?
CalottoFantasy5 on
Can u pls ask the Jesus to lower cap gains taxes plzzzz…?
Jealous_Macaron_5338 on
lol yes! Your lord did this. What an artist
rocketMoonApe on
And I thought it was jebus this whole time.
Top_Economist8182 on
I remember someone on Reddit saying recently they were praying to God for Nvidia to go back up and it just created a ridiculous image of Jesus Christ logging into the stock market to pump Nvidia for some dude praying for his stonk to go up. The true purpose of religion.
The-Phantom-Blot on
Appreciate the gift; don’t waste it by gambling beyond your means.
(Jesus loves the guy on the other side of the trade too…)
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There is nothing supernatural about the stock market.
God has been debunked for centuries now.
Jesus loves his degen gamblers.
So, are you donating your gains to… a church?
Mormon soak flavored tendies
What’s his stock ticker
You know that this is gluttony right? I mean I couldn’t care less but Jesus does…
Cheese and rice??
Jesus definitely makes the market operate
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
# HAIL SATAN
You do know god isn’t real, only gains
What other stock tips does Jesus have?
So Jesus looks down and makes you money on stock transactions? Why do some other devout Christians lose on stocks?
Can u pls ask the Jesus to lower cap gains taxes plzzzz…?
lol yes! Your lord did this. What an artist
And I thought it was jebus this whole time.
I remember someone on Reddit saying recently they were praying to God for Nvidia to go back up and it just created a ridiculous image of Jesus Christ logging into the stock market to pump Nvidia for some dude praying for his stonk to go up. The true purpose of religion.
Appreciate the gift; don’t waste it by gambling beyond your means.
(Jesus loves the guy on the other side of the trade too…)
https://preview.redd.it/7jnchdyz0fod1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07877be6506591aeef7b631d5cac27e6664fd6c2
Now, be a good Christian and donate that to someone in need.
Looks like you bought some penny stonk?
Wait. Where’s this gloryhole you mention?
You can donate some of those gains to a local charity now
Hallelujah praise the gains, amen.
Its sad how many people here need some higher power.
Humans are not god nor have all the answers. If we did, we wouldn’t be in this mess we are today.
I am in the stock market, but I do it to help my family and community. Those who are greedy pigs get slaughtered in this racket.
All glory goes to Gowron
Gloreeey to Glorzo!
Jesus is not God 🙂 He’s a Prophet
You spelled Jpow wrong