That’s “change between the cushions” money for Apple
Equal_Efficiency_638 on
This is the end for Apple.
WackyBones510 on
I’m sure he has much worse dreams than his employer paying taxes.
redditmodsRrussians on
I wish my worst nightmare was a bad week at the gas station scratch off counter. $13 Billion is effectively the cost of doing business for them. They could pay that and just tell the regulators to go back to sleep.
slayez06 on
GHUH
Gelegenheitszocker20 on
Tim Cooked
alpinedistrict on
“Oh hey it’s me the government give me your money. “
LokiDesigns on
Stock dipped a few cents after hours, then immediately recovered.
Cheesi_Boi on
Cost of business
NRA-4-EVER on
Odd title, this seems to have really worked out for apple because if you’re going to get stuck paying money back, better to do it a decade or more later after inflation has shrank the actual value of that debt down considerably.
Dr_Clee_Torres on
Wasnt this already in an escrow account for years and has been accruing interest over 400m ??
Terakahn on
It’s only his worst nightmare if you multiple it by 100
muleorastromule1 on
So a USB cord is now $50. You wanna look poor, chump?
timestreamdefender on
Stock didn’t move down on bad news. So… that’s bullish right?
AvailableMilk2633 on
There isn’t a problem Tim Cooks can’t solve with Chinese child slave labor. Bullish.
Silicon_Knight on
Fucking clickbait bull shit d fakkkk off.
PLTR60 on
Oh no, the humanity! Do they take cash?
Kirkream on
Isn’t his worst nightmare being buried alive or eaten by a crocodile 🐊?
35242 on
I think his worst nightmare would be some sort of alien invasion where they insert a parasite into his brain keeping him awake and alert while his body is strapped into a harness, hung up by pegs under his armpits, and as hes attached to a robot/machine of some sort, tubes and wires provide life support by infusing his blood with oxygen and nutrients, while another filters waste, all the while he’s kept awake perpetually with his eyes propped open having to watch flickering videos of humanity dying enmasse as his various apple products take over the collective consciousness of every living thing, blending all thoughts, feelings, fears, and emotions of everything with a collective conscious regardless of species or even if the organisms are human, bacterial, insect, or virus, creating a weird mish-mash of thoughts, feelings, and imagery in his brain.
At least, that’s what mine would be.
leovin on
Peanuts. If Apple was made to pay the corporate tax rate in the US on their profits, they’d be paying at least $20B a year.
PharmDinvestor on
All they have to do is increase iPhone prices by $100 and they could pay it up in no time because people love their products .
Any chance Apple pays this amount of money ? I don’t think so. They could even strike a deal that makes them pay less than what they owe. Either way , apple is still a winner.
Ps. Apple shareholder here.
Fascist_Pig_Psycho on
Do Amazon next!
occasionalgambler on
Bullish. Apple $250 tomorrow
LeftHandCub on
Haha € isn’t even real money
Jtbny on
Tim Apples worst nightmare is likely vagina.
swift_trout on
Slammed? In 2023 Apple had close to $400 billion in revenue, $90 billion in profits and keeps $162 billion cash in hand.
And they have provisioned $20 billion for this already.
CLS4L on
Do you speak in Tim apple
Cheeky_Star on
lol Tim Cook still collects his salary I don’t think it’s his biggest nightmare at all.
Ok_Monk219 on
Eat the rich
manamanabadman on
SLAMMED!
TayKapoo on
Not even gonna bother clicking the link but can someone tell me if it’s Europoors?
If so they’re just broke again. Happens every few months
DaimonHans on
_”Oh no, anyway…”_
riptide123 on
I bet Tim Cook’s worst nightmare is dying painfully not apples tax bill lol
asdfadffs on
This money +$7b has been sitting in an escrow account for 3? 4? years now. If anything Apple just got 7 billion richer
GoldenEelReveal76 on
Hyperbole
or_maybe_this on
op is a reddit super spreader
check post history
sorry super “user”
Desmater on
Why post old news? Didn’t this come out Monday.
Also Apple has it in escrow and doesn’t hit their bottom line anymore.
Probably made money from interest.
super_neo on
Should’ve added another zero at the end.. making it 130 billion.
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Who’s Tim Cook?
That’s “change between the cushions” money for Apple
This is the end for Apple.
I’m sure he has much worse dreams than his employer paying taxes.
I wish my worst nightmare was a bad week at the gas station scratch off counter. $13 Billion is effectively the cost of doing business for them. They could pay that and just tell the regulators to go back to sleep.
GHUH
Tim Cooked
“Oh hey it’s me the government give me your money. “
Stock dipped a few cents after hours, then immediately recovered.
Cost of business
Odd title, this seems to have really worked out for apple because if you’re going to get stuck paying money back, better to do it a decade or more later after inflation has shrank the actual value of that debt down considerably.
Wasnt this already in an escrow account for years and has been accruing interest over 400m ??
It’s only his worst nightmare if you multiple it by 100
So a USB cord is now $50. You wanna look poor, chump?
Stock didn’t move down on bad news. So… that’s bullish right?
There isn’t a problem Tim Cooks can’t solve with Chinese child slave labor. Bullish.
Fucking clickbait bull shit d fakkkk off.
Oh no, the humanity! Do they take cash?
Isn’t his worst nightmare being buried alive or eaten by a crocodile 🐊?
I think his worst nightmare would be some sort of alien invasion where they insert a parasite into his brain keeping him awake and alert while his body is strapped into a harness, hung up by pegs under his armpits, and as hes attached to a robot/machine of some sort, tubes and wires provide life support by infusing his blood with oxygen and nutrients, while another filters waste, all the while he’s kept awake perpetually with his eyes propped open having to watch flickering videos of humanity dying enmasse as his various apple products take over the collective consciousness of every living thing, blending all thoughts, feelings, fears, and emotions of everything with a collective conscious regardless of species or even if the organisms are human, bacterial, insect, or virus, creating a weird mish-mash of thoughts, feelings, and imagery in his brain.
At least, that’s what mine would be.
Peanuts. If Apple was made to pay the corporate tax rate in the US on their profits, they’d be paying at least $20B a year.
All they have to do is increase iPhone prices by $100 and they could pay it up in no time because people love their products .
Any chance Apple pays this amount of money ? I don’t think so. They could even strike a deal that makes them pay less than what they owe. Either way , apple is still a winner.
Ps. Apple shareholder here.
Do Amazon next!
Bullish. Apple $250 tomorrow
Haha € isn’t even real money
Tim Apples worst nightmare is likely vagina.
Slammed? In 2023 Apple had close to $400 billion in revenue, $90 billion in profits and keeps $162 billion cash in hand.
And they have provisioned $20 billion for this already.
Do you speak in Tim apple
lol Tim Cook still collects his salary I don’t think it’s his biggest nightmare at all.
Eat the rich
SLAMMED!
Not even gonna bother clicking the link but can someone tell me if it’s Europoors?
If so they’re just broke again. Happens every few months
_”Oh no, anyway…”_
I bet Tim Cook’s worst nightmare is dying painfully not apples tax bill lol
This money +$7b has been sitting in an escrow account for 3? 4? years now. If anything Apple just got 7 billion richer
Hyperbole
op is a reddit super spreader
check post history
sorry super “user”
Why post old news? Didn’t this come out Monday.
Also Apple has it in escrow and doesn’t hit their bottom line anymore.
Probably made money from interest.
Should’ve added another zero at the end.. making it 130 billion.