I quadrupled my December $280 calls today. I plan to double my position again tomorrow if I can keep buying them at a discount.
I don’t expect any further bad news for Apple, so now it’s just macro stuff that will move the price.
Apple gets the biggest slice of every dollar that flows into index funds (generally speaking). It will move up with the rest of the market from rate cuts.
Edit: for anyone that thinks my strike price is stupid, put your money where your mouth is and **sell calls to me**. My order is in at $0.15. I only have a few thousand more to throw at this so get your free money quickly tomorrow.
HalleysComet41 on
no meaningful iphone upgrades by consumers until apple stops fucking around and makes
“hey siri can you get me tickets to tonights game?”
“Ok. I found two for $xxx. would you like to complete the purchase? activate with faceid”
“yeah.” *puts stupid fat fuck face into the iphone*
“Purchase completed. Would you like me to schedule an uber for you as well?”
(uber is recommended because they pay apple a shit ton of money to be recommended by the ai.)
MD_Yoro on
Time to buy
JackPepperman on
How do we make these idiots think they need a new iphone every year?
It’s not easy to keep sales up year after year.
PuzzleheadedSound407 on
It’s been the same phone for the last 4-5 models. Poor broke idiots buy it up though.
dwinps on
Wow, 5-week low, sounds cataclysmic
$100B move is less than a 3% move, it is up 32% from the 52 week low
I hate it when questions linger, linger and linger some more. Lingering questions are the worst,
Which doesn’t mean demand is good or great or average but as long as those questions linger then … something
ExplorerEnjoyer on
Their phones last more than a year now
HeyHeyImTheMonkey on
Calls purchased ✅
novapants on
$230 end of week
badzachlv01 on
New 5 week high tomorrow
BobLoblaw_BirdLaw on
Apples foldable better be damn good for waiting this long. Embarrassing how behind they are in the game
AAPLtrustfund on
Oh no! A five week low! Anyway..
Intelligent_Top_328 on
Falling off a cliff. Back to the price 5 weeks ago.
bigsnow999 on
Anyone can be an analyst.
blueberrykola on
Not gonna replace my phone when it will work for at least 8 years.
enzo32ferrari on
tHe bEsT iPhOnE eVEr maDe
LeftBallLower on
We have a slightly better camera on a slightly better phone again this year!
No caugh up 1k, sucker’s!
NightOfTheLivingHam on
Member when people said apple would never stop?
PlutosGrasp on
Oh no not five weeks
CdnBillionaire on
Buffet sold half of his massive AAPL holding and people are wondering if they should still buy?
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Made my SPY puts this morning print green…
“5 week low” 
I quadrupled my December $280 calls today. I plan to double my position again tomorrow if I can keep buying them at a discount.
I don’t expect any further bad news for Apple, so now it’s just macro stuff that will move the price.
Apple gets the biggest slice of every dollar that flows into index funds (generally speaking). It will move up with the rest of the market from rate cuts.
Edit: for anyone that thinks my strike price is stupid, put your money where your mouth is and **sell calls to me**. My order is in at $0.15. I only have a few thousand more to throw at this so get your free money quickly tomorrow.
no meaningful iphone upgrades by consumers until apple stops fucking around and makes
“hey siri can you get me tickets to tonights game?”
“Ok. I found two for $xxx. would you like to complete the purchase? activate with faceid”
“yeah.” *puts stupid fat fuck face into the iphone*
“Purchase completed. Would you like me to schedule an uber for you as well?”
(uber is recommended because they pay apple a shit ton of money to be recommended by the ai.)
Time to buy
How do we make these idiots think they need a new iphone every year?
It’s not easy to keep sales up year after year.
It’s been the same phone for the last 4-5 models. Poor broke idiots buy it up though.
Wow, 5-week low, sounds cataclysmic
$100B move is less than a 3% move, it is up 32% from the 52 week low
I hate it when questions linger, linger and linger some more. Lingering questions are the worst,
Which doesn’t mean demand is good or great or average but as long as those questions linger then … something
Their phones last more than a year now
Calls purchased ✅
$230 end of week
New 5 week high tomorrow
Apples foldable better be damn good for waiting this long. Embarrassing how behind they are in the game
Oh no! A five week low! Anyway..
Falling off a cliff. Back to the price 5 weeks ago.
Anyone can be an analyst.
Not gonna replace my phone when it will work for at least 8 years.
tHe bEsT iPhOnE eVEr maDe
We have a slightly better camera on a slightly better phone again this year!
No caugh up 1k, sucker’s!
Member when people said apple would never stop?
Oh no not five weeks
Buffet sold half of his massive AAPL holding and people are wondering if they should still buy?
Redards everywhere.