I’m sitting here, hard asf, with my .50 bps uninverted cock boring a hole 🕳 though the bottom of my desk
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bullrfuk on
JPow forgot to provide the list of stocks to buy this month
Lewstz on
After years of waiting for the interest rates to drop I cam finally afford a house! Too bad I blew my savings away on stock options 🤒
LifendFate on
Imagine thinking the rate cut wasn’t 🅱️olitical lmao 
Interesting-Role8844 on
Keep going to $100 NVDA so we can repeat the infinite money glitch of 120-90-110-105-120
Watermelon_Permit58 on
How to get 100k salary job with no degree
bullrfuk on
Jeanne is the barbie doll of Fed meetings
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Too many bulls jacking each other off. I am so gonna buy puts tomorrow. 😁
samwehl on
S&P 500 fell -54% in the 347 following days the rate cut of .5 in 2007. I hope so, but no way we get that lucky imo.
Joey-Cap on
The market is so high right now , there’s not enough oxygen in the upper stratosphere to keep pushing it higher
ohiofuntimes on
Holding my put my ghey ass didn’t get clapped hard enough today
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# Hezbollah hand-held radios detonate across Lebanon, sources say
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Shrinkflation pisses me off way more than inflation. Had one of those Chunky soups and it had one piece of fucking beef in it smh. How the fuck does the official soup of the NFL have just beef broth and veggies in it? Smh
bullrfuk on
During today’s press conference JPow made 2 jokes and made people laugh twice. Super bullish.
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Cry in a very narrow corner then wait for Cracker Barrel earnings to either continue crying or post extreme gain porn
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About to take a golden shower on my foot
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NVDAs 10 day average volume has been taking a hit and the market has been quite sleepy up to this point.
bullrfuk on
Why did bears get quiet all of a sudden? Did their phones explode? LMAO
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Ok so now what?
bullrfuk on
Days like this make you proud to be an American. 🗽🐂🦅
*wipes tears*
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Bers:
~~Inflation will come back and crash the markets~~
~~Iran will start a war and crash the markets~~
~~Bad earnings will crash the markets~~
~~Unemployment report will crash the markets~~
~~Poor GDP numbers will crash the markets~~
~~Warren Buffett selling will crash the markets~~
~~Month of SeptemBEAR will crash the markets~~
~~”Sell the news” will crash the markets~~
Recession will crash the markets—-You are here
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Whats the exact time of the BOJ interest rate meeting? I looked online and some say Thursday GMT 03:00 and others Friday:/
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I’m sitting here, hard asf, with my .50 bps uninverted cock boring a hole 🕳 though the bottom of my desk
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JPow forgot to provide the list of stocks to buy this month
After years of waiting for the interest rates to drop I cam finally afford a house! Too bad I blew my savings away on stock options 🤒
Imagine thinking the rate cut wasn’t 🅱️olitical lmao 
Keep going to $100 NVDA so we can repeat the infinite money glitch of 120-90-110-105-120
How to get 100k salary job with no degree
Jeanne is the barbie doll of Fed meetings
Too many bulls jacking each other off. I am so gonna buy puts tomorrow. 😁
S&P 500 fell -54% in the 347 following days the rate cut of .5 in 2007. I hope so, but no way we get that lucky imo.
The market is so high right now , there’s not enough oxygen in the upper stratosphere to keep pushing it higher
Holding my put my ghey ass didn’t get clapped hard enough today
# Hezbollah hand-held radios detonate across Lebanon, sources say
Shrinkflation pisses me off way more than inflation. Had one of those Chunky soups and it had one piece of fucking beef in it smh. How the fuck does the official soup of the NFL have just beef broth and veggies in it? Smh
During today’s press conference JPow made 2 jokes and made people laugh twice. Super bullish.
Cry in a very narrow corner then wait for Cracker Barrel earnings to either continue crying or post extreme gain porn
About to take a golden shower on my foot
NVDAs 10 day average volume has been taking a hit and the market has been quite sleepy up to this point.
Why did bears get quiet all of a sudden? Did their phones explode? LMAO
Ok so now what?
Days like this make you proud to be an American. 🗽🐂🦅
*wipes tears*
Bers:
~~Inflation will come back and crash the markets~~
~~Iran will start a war and crash the markets~~
~~Bad earnings will crash the markets~~
~~Unemployment report will crash the markets~~
~~Poor GDP numbers will crash the markets~~
~~Warren Buffett selling will crash the markets~~
~~Month of SeptemBEAR will crash the markets~~
~~”Sell the news” will crash the markets~~
Recession will crash the markets—-You are here
Whats the exact time of the BOJ interest rate meeting? I looked online and some say Thursday GMT 03:00 and others Friday:/
Hope NVDA bears sold
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Sell my Puts on LUNR soon as it starts tanking in the morning,
Remember kids, if you’re unsure what to do next, just do the opposite of Jim Cramer
I think even if market keeps slip n sliding tomorrow NVDA calls at open will print bigly
Inflation gonna come roaring back once everyone refinances their homes and is sitting on stacks on cash
Buying NVDA dip. I always do. NVDA 200 EOY