Everytime I see things like this, I imagine that one day I just say *”Screw it”* and dump 10k into nonsense that turns into 1.3 mill. Y’all got to tell me how you find things like or what possesses you to make such a move.
EDIT: Serious, what happened today? How did you know?
What made you decide to buy 0dte when it was red during the day?
Liteboyy on
Thats fucking WallStreetBets right there. None of that pansy ass dividend investing playing safe for retirement bullshit. Men puke, men poop on their ports, men deliver their new born baby while YOLOing INTC calls. Fucking hard core dick in the ass options trading fuck it full port send it JPow printing time shit.
Tight_Contest3015 on
You were down until 3:20 then made out like a bandit. Congrats and fuck you
cryptohorn on
Why did you think of throwing away $200 when you bought them
anotherflveteran on
Congrats
Alarming_Window_4912 on
amazing
wickedsoloist on
Is there anyway that i can open an account in robinhood without having a us citizenship?
C130J_Darkstar on
Insider trading alert?
Johnny_Menace on
Alright whose your insider plug? Spill the beans OP 
LowCryptographer9047 on
SEC joined the chat
South-Cold-5091 on
It is not the call sellers. I seriously believe this move has something to do with insider trading.
VGBB on
How do you buy at .01?
ryntab on
I’ve been waiting for this lmao, congrats!
knightsunbro on
congrats and fuck you
ListerineInMyPeehole on
Hey SEC THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
Accomplished_Dot9815 on
He probably just heard of Qualcomm taking interest in Intel and thought “fuck it I’ll throw 200 at it”
None of us thought this but he did. It’s just odds
What would they offer a month after a crash? Shareholders would demand $30/share premium, which wont happen.
killerbeeswaxkill on
Insider AF
asdf2k7 on
congrats lol. i only had 2 measly calls expiring today and totally forgot about them until i randomly checked my port and saw it popped. 0.02 to 0.63. glad i checked otherwise my brokerage probably would’ve assigned shares 🤣🤣🤣
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Damn. And I thought I was lucky on this
Everytime I see things like this, I imagine that one day I just say *”Screw it”* and dump 10k into nonsense that turns into 1.3 mill. Y’all got to tell me how you find things like or what possesses you to make such a move.
EDIT: Serious, what happened today? How did you know?
https://preview.redd.it/k6nlv33oo1qd1.png?width=2144&format=png&auto=webp&s=690d8d78f25ad88c5ad8d9046401a4924a8d59b9
Nana is proud of you!
Nana spread the rumour, genius
Yes SEC this guy right here
What made you decide to buy 0dte when it was red during the day?
Thats fucking WallStreetBets right there. None of that pansy ass dividend investing playing safe for retirement bullshit. Men puke, men poop on their ports, men deliver their new born baby while YOLOing INTC calls. Fucking hard core dick in the ass options trading fuck it full port send it JPow printing time shit.
You were down until 3:20 then made out like a bandit. Congrats and fuck you
Why did you think of throwing away $200 when you bought them
Congrats
amazing
Is there anyway that i can open an account in robinhood without having a us citizenship?
Insider trading alert?
Alright whose your insider plug? Spill the beans OP 
SEC joined the chat
It is not the call sellers. I seriously believe this move has something to do with insider trading.
How do you buy at .01?
I’ve been waiting for this lmao, congrats!
congrats and fuck you
Hey SEC THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
He probably just heard of Qualcomm taking interest in Intel and thought “fuck it I’ll throw 200 at it”
None of us thought this but he did. It’s just odds
https://preview.redd.it/al3htnmhv1qd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6f42008e9095ed2b7b89525c7921fcc444acb8
Go fuck yourself
Legend
What would they offer a month after a crash? Shareholders would demand $30/share premium, which wont happen.
Insider AF
congrats lol. i only had 2 measly calls expiring today and totally forgot about them until i randomly checked my port and saw it popped. 0.02 to 0.63. glad i checked otherwise my brokerage probably would’ve assigned shares 🤣🤣🤣
Holy insider trading
What the fuck made you buy this
https://preview.redd.it/fix6mmc6z1qd1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f595f94dc3744998b4a7c6c5b84c6bc65fdfb6
I have a few 10/18 $25 calls that are up a good bit today, hoping I can make a couple Gs next week
Are you the motherfker who bought my $21.5Cs for a dollar? Lmao
Remember me in your will
What makes someone just wake up one day and decide to mass buy 0.01 0dte contracts 
What time did you buy because I got 3 contract left over from Monday. it been 0.01 since morning.
A true regard Legend
This is blatant insider trading lol
Bro that’s just fucking the craziest luck
It’s truly over for me
0Dte calls on Intel? Yea this guy needs to be looked into.
How does one find this? What time did you buy it ?
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