How much should my insurance cost? (from an agent’s point of view)

This is for a little comic relief for Agents as well as explaining how we feel when we see that question on here or get ask it at Wal Mart, at a restaurant, or god knows where.

Me: How much will you charge you mow a yard? It's just an old cheap yard so I just want the cheapest mowing I can get. Infact, I have two mine and my mothers, so I get a multi yard discount.

Reply "I'll need to see them" (kind of like me needing a computer and a lot more info)

Me: I don't have time right now, just a guess is fine if it's a few $ more or less, thats fine, so how much?

Now, If they were to give me a price. I'll tell them that they're a thief for asking that much for my mothers house that I now rent out since it's a 10-15 minute job. The lot is 60'x120' hell the house and garage take up half of it and only has 2 trees to mow around, I guess I'll let you mow the yard where I live. It's 6 acers about 2000' of fence to weed eat or spray 1 pond bank to mow and you may want to wear snake proof boots in the bottoms. There's not many snakes but the ones that are there are cotton mouths. "Can you start tomorrow"?